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HARVEY KURTZMAN 
and WILL ELDER 




Volume 1 

1962-1970 





















V WHO'S If 
■ GOT THE 
■ SCflPSUOS?] 

:\ W__. _—' % 


r ANYONE 1 
GOT THE 
SOAPSUDS?! 


LET’S TAKE the shot 
OVER AGAIN A COUPLE MORE 
Y(M£S P MISS FAN NY. 


1 HAVE 
THE FILM 
AND I 
HAVE THE 
SCAP$L> 

AWKf 


SSTf 
GET 
HIM 
DUTrfl 
HfRE r 


BUT, MR igATfSARTON 
ALL THE SOrtPSODS 

have dissolved? 


m 

is 


mr 

: . 

By HARVEY KURTZ MM 
AKD WILLY ELDER 

-Pt 

__ n ^ 




(0)N mPISQr* AVENUE, 
w WHERE THE SOAP 
' huckster pons a gray 
FLANNEL SUIT; OUR LITTLE 
ATJHLR TAHE3 ONE OJF- 

LE 

fi 

T 

u 

y 


M.:* 




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HU ANNIE SWEETIE- 
DID I HEAR YOU 
TALKING TO TOURSELF 
AS I CAME IN? 


TALKING TO MY¬ 
SELF 2 -" DON'T BE- 
SILLY, ROTHIE — L 
WAS TALKING TO M.Y 
WlNSOM OOARETTES. 




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WECTIC? 


J THAT'S 
A REt'EF* 
FOR A MINUTE 
I THOUGHT TDU 
WERE TALKING 
TO YOURSELF, 


MOW 


i'm rehearsing 

FOR fi 
HIGHLY 
DRAMATIC J 
TELEVISION if 
PART’- W 


1 MARVFLOCJS f 


je it a 
Speaking 
part? 



T.iA«rl 

M*SST 

BOftQ+1 

! *B1 


NO. I^MQKE, 1 
'“I’M NOT WITH 
A MAN. IT'S JUST 
ME AND Mr 

wiNSOM.yousee, 
Cl dARETTE ACTING 
IE VERY "METHOD? 

TOO HAVE TO 
BEiJ£.tfE YOU LOVE 
that cooler. 

SMOOTHER TASTING 

CIGARETTE-' 


WELL-NOT EXACTLY, |Y f S A SMOKING 
PART”'IN A WINSOM CIGARETTE CDiMMERClAi. 
-■■THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN FOR A CLOSE'UP”" 
THERE WE ARE —ALONE TOGETHER, I LOOK UP 
THROOQfi HALF'CLOSED UPS"' MY MOUTH 
SENSUOUSLY PARTED. MY HEART IS POUNCING 1 
I RAISE PLY UPS, AND THEN-' AND THEM... 



MMiMM’-'S-O 
SATISFYING 
SO FRIENDLY TO 
. MY 7ASTE’" 








r UP FRONT T 

WHERE THE l 

TOBACCO BLENDS'^ 
WINSOME COT IT 
AT BOTH ENOS”’ 
l WIN SOM S SATISFY.' 



yes h YOU DO, 
WlNSOM — s H ve 
TRIED THE REST, 
AND YOU’RE THE BEST- 
BY TASTE TEST, OH 

WEN SOM -’ | LOVE YOL 



J" ANNIE ? SNAP '"" 
OUT OF JT? ITS ONLY 

A cigarette? c-mqn’ 

HONEY’ -YOU j RE TIRED 
WHY DON'T YOU HIT THE 
SACK. > 


SOON YOU’LL BE ' 
CiONE fSOBj — WHAT WILL 
I DO WHEN YOU'RE GONE* 
WHEN YOU’RE ASHES \ \ 

don’t LEAVE ME-' 

DON’T LEAVE ME— / 



I’M SORRY. 
RUT HIE. L GUESS 
I GOT CARRIED 
AWAY, AFTER ALL' 
THEY ARE JUST 


"'ANNIE? ^ 
■yQU'PE TAkV+G 
THE PACK TO 
. _ BED?? 


cigarettes, well 

-'Vnite, wjthi^ 
























































0,K. ALL S£1 
FOR THE SNARL 
HAIR-CREAM 
COMMERCIAL- 


YOU KNOW 
WHAT TO 00 
ANNIE. MOW 
ROLL ’EM f 


DOGWArtH■— POCW'AH h! 1 

T WO DROPS OF SHARL HAIR’CREAM 
TAKES GUTS-' 

It DRIVES THE GIRLS HIGH* 
OF/ TH£tRNUXS~ w 


CKORjJS 

action! 




NO MORE STICKY 
KID STUFF — 


GREAT 1 

“ CUT? 


H’ANNiE 



ANNIE 

BAftY, 



T ANNIE! l h M CRAZY 
ASCOT YOU? AftDYOU 
LOVE Me TOO 1 YOU'RE 
NOT Refi'LLY ACTING! 

I CAN TELL! THAT'S 
REAL LOVE-LIGHT IN 
.YOUR EVES'-ANNIE™ 


fOF? THE 
MAjR.^AM.F 
ROdiT 'YULI 
UNDER* 

, STaRdPT 



r DOESrFT HE UNDER 
STAN a WJ, Qfl TTfrARTQN ? 


YOU'VE had 
A TOUCH DAY, 
WORK - WJSEj 
KID! DO A FADE 
QUT f GO HCMR 
AND REST. 


ft;s the * iwETHOtr T I lcve 

Ib£ HAIR - CREAM , NOT 

WfiMS? HAIR-DREAM? I 


CRfAM^ 





























HtY HONEY-WHY 
SO DOWN IN THE MOUTH? 
ISN'T BENTON 0ATTBWON 
SHOWING FOR 
DINNER TONIGHT? 


YOU WEAN 
YOU’VE GOT A CRUSH 
ON &ENTON 
SATTBAR TONE 


OH, RUTH IE — \ 

CAN'T GO ON? HI a COMMERCIALS 
ARE TAKING SO MUCH DOT OR 
ME— IT'S JUST ONE BIG 
EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER j 
SIDE, T~rfp 



■'■SOMEBODY ELSE? 
"WEIL, I’M LATE FOR 
m DINNER DATE, 
YOU'LL NAVE TO TELL 
ME THE REST WHEN I 

GET HOME — OH 
^ Hi, &ENTON’ , 


' HI, RUTHIE/ 
"‘HI, SUGAR? 
‘-WHAT'S ON T«E 
SHOOTING 
SCHEDULE FDR 
TONIGHT? 


WELL—NOT 
EXACTLY— 



/ LET'S TRUCK OVER TO 
THE KITCHEN ANP ?OOM 
IN ON WHAT'S COOKING I"’AHA 
STEAK IpflN ACROSS TO*- 
baked Potatoes — peas 
, ‘"IT T S A take , BABY r ^ 


(cross 
dissolve ') 


I GO FOR 
YOU, BABY? 



WE COULD WRITE A 
GREAT 'SCENARIO' 

TOGETHER, sugar 


PLEASE, 

BENTON 



LET'S SPLICE OUR 
SOUND - TRACKS INTO 
ONE MASTER TAPE- 



r LET'S GIVE ^ 
EVERYTHING A 
FAST WIPE AND fADE 
IN WITH A NEW j 
V SCENE™ ^ 


m! N_p. r 

Mister 

BATTBAHTONf 














































n HAPPENED WHILE 
L WflS REHEARSING MY 
UPCOMING COMMERCIAL, 



WHO IS IT? A 
SOY BACK HOME ? 
ONE OF MYCR£W? 
- WHO? WHO?"" 




r FOR, THE 
FIRST TIME IN 
MV LIFE 1 FEEL 
REALLY 


HER BAR 
OF ZESTFUL 
SWP? 


clean 



I’M UPSTAGED BY A 

lousy cake of 

ZESTFUL soap? 
— BLACK-OUT? 


WEL L PI MINER'S 
ALMOST READY. 

MR BATTBARTON, WHY 
DON'T YOU WASH UP? 



well- everything's 

ON, THE TABLE?- BENTON? 
- WHAT'S TAKrNG YOU SO 
LONG WHY ARE YOU 
RUNNING THE SHOWER? 



KNOW fTOLP YOU TO WASH 
UP. BUT ISN'T A SHOWER 
CARRYING things 


i/ER W ~ 
















































OTT-JUL iS PIBST 
IN EVERY POLL— 
IT CLEANS V OU, 
BODY, MIND 
AND SOULf" 


M HEED TD CLEAN Y 
BETWEEN J 

EACH MEAL-’ 1 

ONE cleaning: GIVES 
, THAT ZESTFUL FEELf 1 ' 


WHY ARjE 
you singing 

This ZEST FPL 
COMMERCIAL? 



^■-JUST BORROWED YQUS 
BAR OF ZESTFUL, HONEY, SO h S 
I COULD G^T SOME 0F IT TO 
Rgfl OFF On me* appeal-wise 
NOW MAYBE WE CAN DO A 
V CLOSE-UP F 


of zestful; 

'■■LOOKOOT.! 



r w 

ZESTFUL? 


r VJOOPSI 
THERE IT GOES' 
-QUtCK ZOOM 
CHIT THE 
t WINDOW? j 



r MOT even with a pinkie, busy! 
FOR the FIRST time IN MY LIFE, I 
TOO FEEL REALLY CLgAM f CLEAN f 
CLErAM l &OCY, MIND AND SOULf^OOH 
I LiO BELIEVE I’LL GET HOME TO BED 
BEFORE I CATCH A CHILL! MUMS 
V WOULDN'T LIKE THAT! 


GET 

AWAY 


YOU 

TOUCH 



f BACK SOONER ^ 

THAN I EKPECTED,HONEY; 
was that bentdn BattbARTON 

just SKIPPED PAST M£ 

L iN the HALL? J 


OH RUTH If— 
THE LOVE IN MY 
LIFE lf> GONE! 
GONE.!’” WHAT'J j 

V ! DO? 



' WO? NEVER. THERE'LL 

never B£ another like 

THAT BAR OF ZESTFUL™ 
BUT The SHOW MLfSTGOOI. 
TOMORROW I'M SCHEDULED 
TO OO A CtEEMTieX- 
TISSUE COMMERCIAL AND 
i’D SETTER GiY SOME 
RESTf’- my, BUT IT HAS 
A. LOVELY TWUEF.-THE 
KIND YOU LOVE TO TOUCH - 
SO SOFT AND MOW- J 
T A fi KJ(3 -. - 


r DON'T 
WORRY, 
SWEETIE- 1 
Pl£. THflTte 
NUT THE 
L AST 
ROMANCE 
IN TCJURLIFE 
THERE’LL 
&E 

, OTHERS] j 


f MMMM.’- 1 
I OO BELIEVE 
I’Ml G OING TO y 
LOVE DOING THE 
CLEENTtn.- TISSUE 
L COMMERCIAL’" 











































































NOT HOW, MISTER: 
AVACADO,,, I THINK 
l l M COMING DOWN 
■ WITH A VIRUS? 


ANNIE, DARLING,,, I'M MAD ABOUT YOU? LET ME 
SHOW YOU MY AFFECTION! LET ME DO THINGS FOR TOD? 
ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT, DARLING? NO FAVOR.,. NO 
SACRIFICE 1 $ TOO GREAT? i 3 M YOURS TO COMMAND,,. 
IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME A TUMBLE? ___ 


PY HARVEY KURTZ MAH AND WILL ELDtR 


^TrHE EVER ^FASCINATING GAME OF 
** "PLAYLMG DOCTOR" STARTS WITH 
CHILDHOOD AND GOSS RIGHT ON THROUGH 
ADULTHOOD EM THE FORK OF DR.KJ.LLCAHE 
&EN CASEBOOK AND THE LATEST ADVEN¬ 
TURES OF LITTLE ANNIE FANNY. 



TM FEELING 
SO POORLY.,, 

I THINK I’LL 
DROP IN AT THE 
HOSPITAL RIGHT 
DOWN THE 
L STREET,., . 


A CONTAGIOUS 
DISEASE? WELL 
DON'T Sip 
THERE BREATHING 
■ ON ME, J 
PErlInGi ■ i 


I THINK ^ 
I’LL GO AND 
DEVELOP SOME 
FILM...CLOSE 
THE DOOR 
AS TOO LEAVE, 
DARLING. 






dark 

ROOM 

keep out 



CKEE, 
TANKS, 
r DOC r 


PLEASE HAVE A SEAT IN THERE, MISS FANNY, 
OUR RESIDENT INTERN, DR. MUCARE, WILL 
EXAMINE YOU AS SOON AS HE a S FREE. 


- 


^ THERE NCW, MR. 1 
STRADWARIUS , T . YDUR 
BRA IN -GRAFT S£EMS TO BE 
HEALING NICELY. TOUT! BE 
BACK IN CARNEGIE HALL IN 
NO TIME, PLAYING THE 
VIOLIN AGAIN. 




WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO ? 
MY FACE FEELS ALL FLUSHED, ANP I 
. GET THESE SUDDEN CHILLS,,- _ 























































WELL, HONEY, 

1 V SftV YOU SHOULD 
GO 6 EE A DOCTOR.' 


nr* but V 

If AREN'T YOU 

B OR, KlLLCARE? 


NM>or 

BN TO^ITIvlC 


s l'M 

MALE NURSf 
L LRvir*s; 


brain 

WASHING 

>1 -I 


r* MOW 
WHAT SEEMS 
T£> BE YEXJft 
' TROUBLE, 

l MISS? , 



**H HflT 
WMAtVtSJS 
1405PITAI 
i* *l W5 
POM V*Uj, 


SHALL I J 
CALL A 
DOCTOR 
DOCTOR? 


,„.ANp rM HZZYAflD MY FA Cl FEELS ] 

FLUSHED AND I&et these chill? 
AMO FEfL FUNNY ALjL OVER... AND NOW 
I HAVE A SHARP RfllN IN MY BACK... 


1 YO0KHCW-- 
I'VE GOT VERY 
SELF - SAME 
SYMPTOMS? 



WHAT SEEMS 
TO BE THE 

trouble, jim? 


— IT'S N-MOTHTNe, BEN ... 
JUST SEEN WORKING TOO HARD 


HE'S HEADACHY, DJ Vtf 
FLUSHED, CHILLY AMD 
FEELS FUNNY ALL OVER . 






































F LET ME TAKE A 1 
LOOK'-MMKW! JUST 
| ■mOJfjHT.' 

i place my hand 

HERE, DO THE 
SYMPTOMS CHANGE? 


w YOU'RE ^ 
IN (.OVEj 

1 you 

atLY LITTLf 

f fool, 1 

L too? J 


w YES? YES? WHAT ^ 
IS IT, BEN? GIVE FT JO 
ME STffAIQHT ~M£ti. f * 
I'M A OOCTQ K, NOT J 
bn A ~CHILD? 


TRa&£ stamps 

AOCCPTEIJHKIll? 



r YOU CAN'T EXAMINE 
THIS PATIENT, KlLLCARtr 
rcXJ'PE TOO INVOLVED 
TO BEO&JECTIVEf J 


WHA T £\. ; f JUST A MINUTE, 
TOUR TROUBLE/W Dff.CASESOOKf' 
SWfETTE BA&Y.#...YOU’RE CHITl- 
LAMBCHOP? CIZINQ 

PUATlME WALKING 
AROUND WTTH 
YOUR SHIRTRAP 
. UN FLAPPED? J 


-WELL, THERE'S THIS DIZZINESS 
AND SHARP PAIN*\ +T NOW 
IT'S IM MY TUMMY* 


What's going on? 



AH, DR. ZOREBACK? W WE ? LL JtJST LET OR. 
VJE^E HAVING A £| T OF ZQREBACK EXAMINE 
A DISAGREEMENT ] 1 bn THE PATIENT! 


n YOU AND YCXJR-1 
■ ALL'KNOWING 
* dr.zoreback! 
YOU j YE MPOE HOUR 
D^TOREBACKinTO 
A FATHER IMAGE. 1 , 


YOU SEE...THERE’S THIS SHARP 
PAIN TRAVELING ALL OVER?.„ 

_ NOW ITS IN MY SIDE? _ -J 



DR, GILLESPIE! 
COME TAKE A 
LOOK HERE! 


r WEIL «ri 
FATHER * 
IMAGE IS 
BETTER THAN 
YOUR FATHER 
_ IMAGE/ j 


AND I 

SUPPOSE DR. t 
GILLESPIE 
ISN'T YCUE 
FATHER IMAGE. 


THERE^S 
THIS SHARP 
RA«N... 



F WELL MY ^ 

FATHER image 

CAN LICK YOU F t 

fathE^Timage! 


PARKER.' 


NOW SEE 
HERE /.. WHAT'S 


YEAH! 


jr LOOKS 
LIKE A 
FIGHT, DfiC 


THIS NONSENSE 
Ag^UT TATHlR 
I MAGES ? j 


\ THINK 

rou’o 

BETTER 

LEAVE, 

MISS? 


YEAH? 













































1 AM 
WISEST Ifl 
DIAGNOSING 
SICKNESS 
OF THIS 
i AlATURC... 


YES' 
ANQ1 
AM MOST 
QUALIFIED 
TO A5CER 
l TAIN— 


EVERYTHING . 1 


tADY HAS A 

mystifying 

"SHARP PA IN 7 
SHE HAS TO 
BE EXAMINED/ 


WHY WHAT'S 
THIS? 



OH MY DEAR.., 
YOUVE SEEN LYING 
OH A RETRACTOR 
someone left 

UNDER THE LINEN! 


gt, 

GONE!.,, 
MV SHARP 
RAIN'S 

. gone! 



NOW SEE MERE,, TtUNG LADY 
...YOUR ILLNESS IS PSYCHOSO 
mat ic... more IN YOUR MNP 

THAN ANYWHERE ELSE. W£ 
DOCTORS DEAL WITH THTS 
BUNK CONSTANTLY l TOUR ! 
SICKNESS IS NONSEHSEf i 


YOU MEAN, THE WAY I 
FEEL FUNNY ALL OVER WITH 
CXIIINESS ANp CHILL?.., 



r PARKER/ get 

v this young Cady 

Oyj OF- HERE 
BEFORE SHE 
DIS RUPTS THE 
WHOLE HOSPITAL 


the 

VERY 

SELF¬ 

SAME 

SYMP¬ 

TOMS 

I have! 


AND PALPITATIONS? 


HOT AND 
COLD 
FLUSHES, 
Like/ 



MUCH. LATER 


f IT WASN'T A VIRUS 
AFTER ALL .MRAVACADO/ 

. I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, 
AND THE DOCTOR SAID IT 
, WAS PSYCHOSOMATIC. 


ANNIE, DARLING .GOOD TO 
SEE YOU BACK. ALL OVER 
Y&DR VIRUS? HMMM? 



YOU SHOULD 
SEE MY 
OPERATION” 
ACUTE LITTLE 
SCAR RIGHT 
.UNDER HERE., 


BUT NEXT DAY I \ 
HAD TO GO BACK/ IT v 
WAS Ad EMERGENCY— 
WITH AN AMBULANCE AND 
EVERYTHING! AIL TttETIME, 

. I HAD APPENDlClTrS.' 


LET ME 
SfEj DARLING. 
OH, LET ME 
SEE f 


SUT 

THAT'S 

AMOTHm 

STORY. 












































I HAVEN’T PUT ANYTHING 
ON YET, RflLPHJE — 


WELL 
DQtfT 


urnu r 1 
GET THERE; 
ANNIE, 

IU BE 
RIGHT OVER 
TO HELP' 
WE'LL POT 

everything 
on to¬ 
gether/ c 


1THE AITEKWCH OF THE VULETU# 13 
PRECEDED BY WAVES OF ACTIVITY AS, 

IN PREPARATION for holiday press the 
WORKADAY VESTMENTS ARE BOIPLY STRIPPED 
FROMSTREETS, SHOPS, WHOLE COMMUNITIES, 
AKD LITTLE ANNIE FANNY’-' 



YOU'RE SWEET, RALPHS, BUT 
LISTEN-HR ST | HAVE TO 
SHOP, WHY DON'T YOU 1 MEET 
me at THE VASTLY 
DEPARTMENT STORE TOY 
COUNTER IN AN HOUR- 


r WITH MY i 
HELP THE | 
TREE WILL 
SE TRIMMED 

rt. IN NO d 

i TIME, f. 



r YOU'RE SO SWEET TO COME HELP ME WITH MY ^ 
PARCELS, RALPHJE . I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO WRAP THE 
[ CUTEST LITTLE TOY I GOUGHT FOR MY NEPHEW - 


r GEEj ANNIE- J 1 
SURE APPRECIATE i 
YOUR ASKING ME 
TO SPEND THE DAY 
fcWITH YOU—— 


f YOUR 1 
A TOY 4 
IS 

WRAPPED, 
X MISS, / 



DON'T YOU JUST 
LOME CHRISTMAS 
SHIPPING WITH 
ITS HUSTLE AMD 
BUSTLE AND T 
CHEER— 


r OH YEAH — YOU GET HUSTLED^ 
1 INTO THE BUSTLE AT THE 
BARGAIN COUNTER WHERE YOU 
GET CHEERFULLY TRAMPLED UHPfR 
. FOOT, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS- 
V, IT’S COMMERCIALISM/ M 



/BUT CON } T YOU 
*JUST LOVE THE * 
CHILDREN SITTING 
OH SANTA'S KNEE ? 
r now is that 

l COMMERCIALISM? 


r "THREE SUCKS ^ 
EXTRA, AND MGMSY 
CAN HAVE A SNAPSHOT 
V OF THE EVENT, _ 


' OH. 
RALPH- 
■ tE f 
«-X 

SWEAR 

/ 


4 X 5 PHOTQ 
WHILE 

U 

WAIT 







































-MCW DON’T VOL) LOVE HOW EVERYTHING ES DECORATED 
ALL SOCHRlSTMAS-V?^OOH“LOOlf AT THE GORGEOUS 
.SPECIAL HOLIDAY ISSUE OF 'RARF J MAGAZINE -* 


r - YEAH - GLORIOUS SPECIAL W EVEN SANTA E 
ONE-DOLLAR PRICE’-THE SAME U BEGS FOR A 11 
OLD STUFF WRAPPED IN JINGLE HAND-OUT?, 1 ^ 
SELLS? - rtUDES AND Ml STLETOE/ EVE RY80DY 

^-COMMERCIALISM* n fn stead 


OF'^iyrNG 


I f -Hi ■ — *■ ua il 

Gt ’Tt 



NOW, RALPH IE YOU CHEER OP? 

I PROMISED TO DROP IN ON 
THE OFFICE PARTY AT THE 
J, WALTER HUCKSTER AD AGENCY- 
AND I OON 3 T WANT GLOOMY G<JS 
WITH ME, i ' . ~T", 


- WE RAH 

JT OUT TO 
SCARSDALE 
L TO SEE 
WHO’D GET 
^ OFF "■ 


'-OH MY- 
IT LOOKS LIKE 
|T 3 £ ALREADY, 
t STARTED. J 


-SO \ 
r RAM IT y 
OUT TO 
PECOS TO 
SEE WHtfD 
GET A 
SUBSIDY- 


-WE F?AN IT 
INTO THE 
KREMLIN 
TO SEE 
WHO'D GET 
BURIED — 



f WHAT I 1 
LIKE ABOUT 
THESE CHRISTMAS 
PARTIES IS HOW 
THE EMPLOYEES 
Cm REALLY RUB 
£L0OWS WITH 
wTHE bosses 1 


RALPHIE 

^WHAT 


SWEETIE - { 
• 6ABY. r 
OagETTNGS, 


YOU CAN ^ 
CALL THIS A 
Christmas 

PARTY/-WHAT 
l CAUL IT IS - 
LA DOLCE j 

L VITA? J 


MARCELLO 
AHQ'AMlO 
TUTTI GIU 
IN VIA 
VEHETO'- 


S4LLY 

THING 

TO 

SAY 


WISE/ 


ANNIE . 

PARUN& 

Hraar 

L LOVE/ 


—DOUBL E YOUR 

pleasure 

DOUBLE YOUR FUH 
WITH 

DOUBLE GOOD 
l DOUBLE FRESH 
DOUBLE-U GUM? 


-_LSAY 
VANCE 
FAOfARD 
IS A 

MENACE r 


H “HOW TO l 
* SUCCEED IN 
BUSINESS' IS 
A MUST PtAY 
BECAUSE IT’S"' 
WELL- SORT OF 
A TRAININ G A 
L FILM, M 


YOU 
HAVE A 
CLIENT 
WHO 
NEVER 


CHANGES 

COPY? 
































[ AS I WAS SAYlfiG, 
J, WALTER., 1 CAN 
DOUBLE OUR BILLIE 
IF YOO r LL MAKE ME 
L HEAD OF MEDIA-, 


f — 30 AS I WAS “ 

saying, mister 

. 6ATT0ARTON, FOR , 
A slightly BETTER 
CONTRACT I'LL SHOOT 
JHE iMtOLE ACCOUNT/ 


ri?ALFHlETDWreR-ME£T PHOTOGRAPHER RICHARD 
^AUACADQ AMP MR. BENTON BATT BARTON., 
ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE -1 WAS JUST TELUNG RALPH IE 
HOW WONDERFUL IT !$ AT THESE OFFICE j 
L PARTIES WHERE YOU RLie ELBOWS WITH 
I THE BOSSES AMP EVERYONE IS EQUAL, A 


l PLEASE, J 
r BABY/ 
kl'M SUSY j 
&EING * 
EQUAL WITH 
MY BOSS- 


PLEASE , 


bast/ 


|g|lj 

r " *| ^V|hH 


* Cpw 

R shirt 

■jr * j t w 

W * 




I REMEMBER, MEM - SPEAKING OFF THE T^OW T-THROW IN 
[TOP OF MY HEAP, I'D SAY THERE'LL 6£ A I s VE A WITH ME? 1 
i BIGGER BONUSES NEXT YEAR IF I GOT I I’M LEAVING 
’ OUR TEAM BRINGS THE WlNSOMI % MY \TOSTOrTMY 
CIGARETTE ACGQUNT0VER THE GOAL LINE.JtHEIST- [OWN AGENCY 

-<>■ ntfP -MAS k RIGHT 4 

t WEUTFcOUNT ywtY lT&H, RALPHiCiBOMUsTafTERTHE 1 
f ALL CV^N ME JcAR- i AREN'T tlCAN i FIRST OF 

[be IN If IN the T ry tyou getting I quit »yhe year.. 

rtHF BACK- 3 THE /THATTINGLY m THIS VTAK1NG SlX< 
■ LINE, ifk TTELQ, 1 BALL A FEEU HO Of f CRUMMY [*EY ACCOUNTS 
[j, w,/ Jm I xvfj I goto will? Jpl ace/ J with me, a 



QUICK, MISS 1 
TUMBLY' YOU 
GRAB THE FIFTH 
OF SCOTCH AND 
THE GLASSES, 4 


DON 1 ! YOU 
NOTICE 4 
HOW 

EVERYONE. 


i mpF! 
RAISING 
CAJM (.IKE 
THIS ISN J T 

■ yolptide 

■ SPIRIT 
TO ME/ 4 


L YOU 
MEAN 
TAKING 


SPIRIT? 


YOUR PLACE 
AMO REALLY 
TIE ONE ON? 


l T VE OOT THE TE 

\ IS G£T- < J 

> YULE" ft 

fc BOURBON. WE'LL J3 

T TING THE {..( 

TIDE (\ 

M GO OVER. TO L, 

? YULETlDE if 

SPIRITS H 



WELL MY GOOD¬ 
NESS, YOU CAN 1 ! 
GRUDGE PEOPLE 
, WANTING A j 
LITTLE FUN. 1 I 


FUN/ HAH/- I’Ll TELL YOU WHAT 
THEY REALLY W$m?-THE EMPLOYEES 
. WANT LESS WORK AND BIGGER 
BONUSES/THE EMPLOYERS WANT 
MORE SALES-SMALLER SALARIES? 



LEAFIN'LIZARDS 
f RALPHS- ■ 
L LET'S GO 
[ TRIM THE 4 
K TREE? J 


m- THE SHOPPERS 
ALL WANT BARGAINS? 

1 THE STORES WANT 1 
MONEY/SANTA WANTS 
fa*, DONATIONS- r-l 


r_Hftr 





























A-COMPASSION FOR OUR FELLOW“KANf—JOT TO 
* THE WORLD.'-, PEACE ON EARTH /'-THAT’S WHAT THE 
SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT 
^ — MOT JUST WANTING/ . 


MOW YOU SET THOSE THINGS RIGHT 
DOWN WHILE I CHANGE INTO SOME 
__ thing more comfortable, 



f[j, yb! h 


\i 



BUT ALL EVERYBODY EVER THINKS ABOUT IS 
THEMSELVES-, NEVER A THOUGHT OF GIVING UP 
ANYTHING FOR OTHERS-, ALWAYS WANTING «, 


WHAT A RELIEF/'- I’D LIKE TO GET 
THE TREE TRIMMED BEFORE MY 
ROOMMATE, RU7HIE, GOMES NOME, 
ht WON’T SHE BE SURPRISED/ . 



THERE, NOW- I FEEL SO MUCH 
BETTER, SHALL WE GET RIGHT 
TO WORK ON THE TREES’ 


ALWAYS 
—UH 
WANT- 
L IMG™ 



, OR WOULD YOU 
UKE A DRINK FIRST, 
^ RALPH IE- — 


RALPH IS? 


WANTING 



ralfhee 


WANTING/ 


MOW GET 
AWAY , 
RALPH IET 


STOP, RALPH IE/ 

, LEAPfH 1 LIZARDS/ 






















Ms WE MAKE EEflDY TO WEEPILY RWG OUT 
^^THEOLDAKD HOPEFULLY RIHG IK THE 
NEW, WE PAUSE TO EH JOY ANOTHER TALE 
WITH OUR LITTLE BLOHDE V/AIF — FOR WHAT 
CAN BE MORE STIMULATING THAN ■SPENDING 
THE YEARS REAR WITH LITTLE ANKLE FANNY? 


SANTA C LAPS ! -why this is 
a surprise; what ever are 
YOU DOING HERE TONIGHT? 


HO HOHO, ANNIE FANNY-’ 
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT 
TONIGHT,-A HOUDAY NIGHT. 1 


0O YOU KNOW WHY I 
should not cove BEARING 
GIFTS ON THIS NIGHTS 


■, ~itf/ -*9* !£!P9 ■'WT’i hnW a 

tf: / 

t f// 

|SHSP 3 






■i—.. • .. . .m ’ jt k xy. i. 


1 



-’SO I'M LATE a COUPLE DAYS? 

■ ANNIS, SWEETHEART- [ HAVE GIFTS 
FOR YOU - PERFUMES FROM THE 
CONTINENT-- PEARLS FROM THE ( 
ORIENT-, JUST LET ME GET 
THESE THINGS OFF »• ANQ- I 


r NO W JUST A 
MINUTE ? 1 DON’T 
CARE tF YOU ARE 

Santa Claus! you 
button up and 
GET OPT Of HERE? 



LEflPIlY LIZARDS! 
SUGARDADDY 


ANNIE? 
DON f T YOU 
RECOGNIZE 
ME? 


BIGBUCKS! 

























LOOK, RUTH I e ! \T'_s my PAPdy 1 
ercj bucks; isn't it wonderful? 

HE'S COME HOWE FOR THE 
HOLIDAYS! HE ISN'T MV REAL DADDY, 
BUT THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM, 


AHM!E? 
IS SOME* 
ONE If! 
HERE WITH 
YOU-? 


W YES,., ^ 

r ANNIE IS 1 

like my l 

VERY OWN 
SWEET LITTLE 

^ GIRL, ^ 



ANNIE! SHAME-SHAMEj STANDING 
AROUND LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF 
YOUR DADDY GfGBUCKS, ESESlDES* 
YQL? J VE COT TO GET INTO YC?UR 
COSTUME AND GET READY FOR 
. OUR COSTUME PARTY' j 


There; now I'M DRESSED!-.DO 
VOJ LIKE MY COSTUME, PADDY 2 
I CALL IT 11 THE NEW FRON TIER"! 
— OH, DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU 
JOIN OUR PARTY AS 
^ SANTA CLAUS I 


NO, ANNIE-’I'LL COME 
AS MYSELF— FREE 
ENTERPRl SE! - RUGGED 
inoivt duausm ? i'll 
COME WITH MV 
ASSISTANT-’THE WASPj 


OH, MY! I’M SO 
excited i for¬ 
got THAT I'M NOT 
. DRESSED! 



THE wasps ? 1 
HERE? BRER- 
HE'S SO SILENT 
-TOO NEVER KHOW 
- HE'S AROUND, 


YES - AS A MATTER OF FACT, 
THE WASP HAS SEEN HERE ALL 
THE T| ME - SILENT-1PERTURBS E5 L E 
-BEHINDTOUR DRESSING 
!■> SCREEN, _ _ 


■U f*» ■ 1. L< 


t iB&ASSSfK » 9 i t. 

uf •*] J 

m 

\ ' \ 





HE WAS THERE ALL TX£ 
TIME I WAS PRESSING-5 
-OH* EXCUSE ME h 
PADOT! THE GUESTS 
t ARE ARRIVING" / 


AH, THERE NOW, WASP? 
YOU CAN COME COT NOW 
WASP? COME ON OUT OF- 
IT, WASP 1 SNAP OUT OF 
IT, BOY* ^ 

































f I 

ANNIE, I 
fF ™ AH j | 
WHAT’S 1 
THE 

TIROUBLF^ 


0H> DAVQY™ It’S THE FRESH 
TCUrtG COLLEGE KIDS FROM 
DOWN THE STREET TRYING , 
TO CRASH QUR PARTY—• J 


RJMG A DWG NEW 
YEAR, EVERYO NE! 


CAM WE LIKE 
BORROW A CUP Of 
MARTIN I, NEIGHBOR? 


i'll call the police: 



why COMPLICATE THINGS CALLING the POLICE? in 

Life. One helps cue's self ? - say there, sots 

COM6 WITH ME . I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE WASP 


OH. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE MY 
DADDY? HE'S SO MASTERFUL j 



WHY INCUR: TH£ LAWS DELAYS? THE WASP CAN 
HANDLE YOU* FRESH YOUNG COLLEGE KlDS h 


/ THREE? X 
There" were 
ONLY TWO 
FRESH YOUNG 
COLLEGE , 
* KIDS? / 


THERE 
GOES 
, TWO. 


THERE 

Goes 

ONE . 


f AND 
'THERE 
GOES 
THREE. 



ANN IS, SWEETH EAR.T ■ - PONT MJNp 
ME' I'LL HAVE TO CONDUCT SOME 
BUSINESS FROM A CORNER OF 
THE APARTMENT PHONE CALLS, 
ETC,-SO JUST GO ABOUT YOUR 
WORK,THE WASP WILL HELP YOU. 


f SAY ANNIE— \$ 
W HERE’S BEN YOU. \ 
EAT T B ARTOfY ? - Ht 
JUST APRiVEDDRESSED 
AS A FRESH YOUNG 
t COLLEGE KID, gS 



P \ HAVE WORLDS TO Y 
CONQUER, SWEETHEART. N, 
BUT DON’T LET MY BUSINESS 
INTERFERE, YOU WILL FIND 
THE WASP HELPFUL, I'M SURE - 
A PERFECT AID IN AFFAIRS 
OF THIS SORT-SOFT SPOKEN 
AND WELL-BRED- HE 3 S A 
GENTLEMAN OF GOOD TASTE, 


THE MASTER 
REGRETS THE 
INCONVENIENCE 
BUT HE MUST 
USE THE ROOM 
TEMPORARILY' 


oper¬ 

ator, 

GET ME 

HONG 

KON6' 



I'M A TIGER r FIGHTING FOR 1 
SURVIVAL IIS A JUNGLE. SOME¬ 
TIMES MY METHODS REQUIRE 
FORCE — EVEN KILLING — BUT 
ALWA YS IN GOOD TASTE. MY 
DEAR, SO DON'T MIND ME* 

— HE LLO, BERUN R HOW REGARD 
THAT SHIPMENT OF BlGBUCXS 
WALL-BUILDING BLOCKS— «- 


BUT I WAS INVITED 
HERE BY ANNIE - 


[ MY MASTER V 
\ OFFERS A ( 
THOUSAND ^ 
APOLOGIES FOR 
THLS OcSCOhFORt, 
SIR. ^ 
























































|r FORGIVE THE MUSTEK FOR ] 
REQUISITIONING A SMALL \ 
■ CORNER OF THE APARTMENT 
TO CONDUCT HIS BUSINESS-AND 
PLEASE DO NOT LET HrM REFRACT 
VOU FROM CONDUCTING VOUR < 
^ COSTUME PARTY appp- JZS 


\f FiDELP iH l fflW 
1 J WflS PAID J 
\\H FULL, SUT-! \ 
f.,A K-NQu/ I GnlY 
CHIRPED HALF OF 
THE ROCKET SITES 
■ EJjJT-f rrr SORRY f 
h HO REFUMOSI 
P SHOULDN'T EVEN 
BE TALKING TO 
YOU! RFTER rfLl, 

l rn a patriotic 
V CJTliEH- J 


{ HERE 1 
I IN 

THE y 

KITCHEN? 


what 
KINO OF 
PARTY 
l£ THIS? 


HELLO-'- BILLIE? SAY— CAN YOU USE ANY 
MORE OF THOSE FERTILIZER TANKS?-I 
MORE. KIDOO?— ( UNDERSTAND — 


NO 


-SMITH? J 
LfSTgN/ DID i 
YOU SE£ % 
1SHOMSE? 
WE f VE GOT TO 
UNLOAD THOSE 
JETS BEFORE 
THEY BECOME 
OBSOLETE. 



OH, HOW DARLING / SOMEONE DRESSED 
_ JUST LIKE TARZAN AND JANE? . 


YOU, 1 
ANNIE/ 
ME 

RICHARD 

AVACACX) 3 


WE’RE WfTH THE 
i F, 0,1.- WE’RE LOOKING 
L FOR THE ... v "T ■ 
WASP/ ***>■■. 

f n i. 


THERE 
HE IS! 


f MAH NAM£ h S 
RALPH IE TOWZER 
MA’AM - HAVE GUN 
^ WILL TRAVEL/ 


ANNIE-THIS IS TERRIBLE? THE GUESTS ARE POURING 
!N AND YOUR DADDY IS USING DP THE WHOLE 
APARTMENT/ ALL WE HAVE IS THE KlTCHFNf? /C 


L OOK / LOOK, RUTH IE / OH WHAT FUN I- SOME- 
ONE PRESSEO JUST LIKE MARSHAL DILLONF 


~ 


OM, HOW MARVELOUS / SOMEONE DRESSED 

JUST like The f,b, i, untouchables? 


QH, HOW PRECIOUS/ GUNS THAT 
SHOOT JUST LIKE real BJUETS. 




















































OH, RUtHie! LOOK Y AH, THE LITTLE MISSY'S BIG HEART IS 
AT THIS ONE. 1 \ ONLY EGUALIED BY HER BIG MOUTH, 
ISN'T HE A SCREAM? 

HOW CLEVER TO 
INVENT SUCH A 
GOOFY COSTUME 


MASTER^ IT IS TIME FOR US TO LEAVE 
THE HELICOPTER IS ON THE ROOF, _ 


LEAVING? Y I’M SORRY 0ABY, BUT I'M OFF 
BEFORE V TO BRAZIL TO CONCLUDE AH 
mldnfght? ] IMPORTANT STOCK TRANSACTION 


ANNIE, DEAR, THIS 15 MY 
MAN, SHAZAWu AND THAT'S 
HIS natural COSTUME, 


Oh, what are you up to this 

TIME, DADDrp-A CAPITAL GAINS 
DEAL? AN UNDERWRITING? 
kw A PROW FIGHT? _^ ? 


1 THOUGHT YOU'D AT LEAST 
STAY TO WELCOME IN THE 
w NCVJ YEAR WITH ME, ^ 


LISTEN] SINCE I CAN'T 
STICK AROUND UNTIL 
MIDNIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU 
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO - 


r | 3 m up TO AN ESCAPE, 1 
SWEETHEART, THEY CAN'T 
EXTRADITE ME FROM BRA7IL 


AH, LITRE GIRL- WHEN YOU 
TURN THOSE BABY BLUES ON, 
l HOW CAN I RESIST? _ 


j 


1 

> 

V. Vi • - ■ '-\d 






| CAN’T WAn - FOR THE NEW YEAR BUT l CAN BRING 
THE NEW YEAR TO ME f TORN THE CLOCKS tfHEAD, 
B0Y5-0N THE DOUBLE.' i WANT MIDNIGHT 1 

I*/ YOU Fit so w rr-y , ^ 

Ml \ A3TEFTFUL, \ )) W , 

W DADDY/ If/ ^4 


YOU WILL 

please to 
SING *AULD 
LANG SYNE' 1 


"HAPPY 

NEW 

YEAR." 

PLEASE 














































KELL, IT'S GOODBYE 
Again, little tyke. < 
they're tryjng t o 

TIE ME DOWN’-TO 
HARNESS ME - so l'VE 
i GOT TO MOVE ON - J 


f please ro 
LIE DOWN 
ON FLOOR, 
EVERYBODY* 
MAKE NO ^ 
NOISE, j 


MASTER, V 
HURRY? I N 
HEAR MANY f 
FOOTSTEPS * 
ON THE STAIRS 
BELOW 1 > 



yJHERE ! GO, THE F£HT 
FOR THE INDIVIDUAL 
AND UNRESTRICTED 
ENTERPRISE GOES 
ON! WE'LL MEET 
H^AGAIN, SOOW- 


iHASieP, 

YOU 

COME, 

please. 



r Goodbye, an hie, sweetheart J 
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY LITTLE GIRL"’ 
AND REMEMBER"’ WHEREVER f AM 

FREEDOM LIVES! r" 




THERE GOES THE SPIRIT 
OF RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM 
FLYrNG INTO T HE NIGHT’” 
V INTO THE NEW YEAR— , 



THERE GOES A 
VISION OF THE 
FUTURE — OF 
THINGS TO COME? 











































IHAT NERVY AGENT OF YOURS IS WAITING TN THE 
HALL, HONEY. I TOLD KIM TOO WEREN'T READY YET l 


OK, RUTHLE** SOLLY IS 
A IAH9 l what makes 
YOU 'MINK HE J S NERVY? 


NSINCE! THIS STORY CONCERNS THE FOREIGN 
ART THEATER,. PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE TOLD 
WITH SUBTITLES. THEN AO AIN, AS FELLINI 
OR DE SICA MIGHT OBSERVE, Z£ PAROLE 
TROPPO TECN1CHE E IE REPRESSION! PARA- 
MEftTE m USD NON SQNO STBTF INCIUSE- 
VHICH FREELY TRANSLATED MEANS, WITH A 
10 EEN, Afi EHBEEO, WHO HEEDS SUBTITLES 1 



NOW SEE HERE, 
SOLLY-THIS IS 
A LADY'S BED¬ 
ROOM AND 
NOT GRAND 
CENTRAL i 
STATION L 


RUTHIE, &A- BY- fHlX MAKING 
LIKE THE STIX HIX™THIS 
IS SHOW-01Z! 


YES, 
SOLLY. 
SEE MY 
BRIGITTE 
BARDOT 
r PONY 

Sm? 


NOW, ANNIE, BABY— DID 
YOU MAKE UP LIKE. I 
TOLD YOU TO? 



OH LUKE. 
IT, 5WEET TE- 
BABY , YES, 
I LIKE ITi 


BUT 

SOLLY—YOU 
CAN'T EVEN 
SEE IT 
FROM THERE J 


DO TOU THIHK THE GREAT 
ITALIAN FILM DJRECTOR, 
FEDERICO MOFFUNDZALLO 
WILL BE INTERESTED IN HIRING 
AN AMERICAN GIRL LIKE MiE? 



BABY-1TALFAN FILMS ARE A BIG INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS 

today/ that's HOW moffundzallo can afaqpd TO 

SHOOT ROOTAGE IN THE tLS.A.f WHY HIS AMERICAN 
DISTRIBUTION ALONE IS HALF HIS GROSS- HE NEEDS 
A BEAUTIFUL ALL—AMERICAN BABE LIKE YCU, AND 
JUST TO BE SURE HE SIGNS YOU UR iVE GOT TOD 
DRESSED UP LIKE 50- THE TOP EUROPEAN BEAUTY/ , 






limuP 



THE WAY OUR CURRENT TARIFF STRUCTURE IS CONSTITUTED, 
USrNG U,S. TALENT FS ACTUALLY AN ECONOMY, 
MOFFUNDZALLO CAN HIRE AMERICAN ACTORS WITH PROFITS 
FROM OTHER PICTURES HE HAS TIED UP HERE, SO HE ACTUALLY 
NEEDS YOU, BABY-’AS PART OF HIS TOTAL ECONOMIC STRATEGY- 


OH, SOLLY, YOU THINK SO 


ER-PAY IhE CAB, SWEETIE 
























































^ THAT'S WHAT* Lll" SAIP TO 
HE THE:OTHER DAY IN A CONVERSATION 
WE WERE HAVING WITH VWRtQN" 
AMD^CARY^AND I POINTED <XJT THAT 
¥ FRANKEE" AND "PlNO 11 —SAY! 

I LOOK! HEf?E r s SOPHIA- d 


SOPHIA 


ft* linn ill iUUrt 
titff.W |I|UlP r 


Jf j 

1 

r OAR- V 

[ 

LING! J 



ANNIE: - YOU REMEMBER SOPH FA 
IH ¥ STREETWALKERS op ROHE” 
WHERE SHE PLAYED A PREGNANT 
GARBAGE COLLECTOR! SO REALFSTIO! 
__'-SO EARTHY— . 



^ WAIT A MtNUTE, ANNlEY- T HAT’S IT? EARTHtNESS ? ^ 
■" PEASANT GIRLS IN RrCE FIELDS f YOUR BRiSiTTE BARDOT 
APPROACH is ALL WRONG r IT'S NOT THE ITALIAN STYLE* j 
QUICK ! YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE FNTO SQMETHFNG ' J 
EARTHIER BEFORE we SEE HQFFUNPZflLlQ ASOUT Jj 
J A FART FN THIS PICTURE' , 




















































"there's m 
Business 
LIKE 5WQW- 

^ r 




TAKE YOUR. Time, 
SWEETIE- BABY? 
TAKE r EM OFF v’ 
QUICKLY- BUT 


OTHERWISE 
TAKE YQ(JR TIME. 



VT LEAPIM 1 
\ LIZARDS 
SOLLY- 


MOW WE RUB ON SOME DIRT-WE 
RIP SOME BUTTONS-TEAR A A£rv~ 
AISO RUB ON SOME MORE DlRX, THROW 
A LITTLE MUD™A LITTLE TRASH-AND 
WE GENTLY RUB AND PAT AND RUB 
RUB RUB ON SOME MORE DJRT- 



NQW YOU ARE EARTHY' REAL? AH, 
HOW [ LOVE THE ITALIAN REALISM AND 
Earthiness? look! There'S marcel lq 

MACARONI — A LIVING IMITATION OF A 
pfcRTY SWEATY, UNSHAVED LABORER. 



wj&/y 


WL: 



I AM MARCELLO MACARONI 


BUT I AM 
A DIRTY, 
SWEATY, 
UNSHAVED 
LABORER. 


MAROE, BABY. r MEET ANNIE FANNY- 
THE FUTURE QUEEN OF THE 
ITALIAN ClNECITTA? 



WAIT A MINUTE, ANNIE- WHAT'S THE 
MATTER WITH ME?.' THE POST¬ 
WAR BOOM! ~ THE COMMON MARKET? 
™TOPAY ITALY IS RICH! SLICK?SUCKER 
THAN US? THE WOMEN ARE WELL- 
DR£r$$EP—SOPHISTICATE D? YOU'VE GOT 
TO LOOK LIKE ANITA EKBERG EN 
M LA DOLCE ViTAlAJlp"aOCCACC EO 'TO” 

r 


FUTURE QUEEN? 1 
THIS GIRL LOOKS i 
LIKE A DIRTY, 
SWEATY, UNSHAVED 
LABORER, SHe l$ 
ALL * ANTtCft | 

OLD FASHIONSP , 1 
5 tGNQkE' ' A 


mmmm.mm 



SOLLY , 1 AREN’T WE LATE FOR 
OUR APPOINTMENT WITH 


'y/i/ ,1 

\ MS. MOFFUNDZALLO? J j 

v 1 * m \ , 

"/ \ QON ] T WORRY ABOUT ^ 
| f THE APPOINTMENT, BABY i 


















































SQtLV! £QLlY ? 

FEDERICO 

MDFFUNDZALL© 

OWp^eY " 

I 1 got THE 
L “ PART/ J 


SEE? SEE? LEAVE 
IT TO OLD SOLLY/ ^ 
DIPN n T | TELL YOU 
HOW ID PRESS?DIDN'T 
I TELL YOU ABOUT 
THE NEW ITALIAN STYLE? 


PRIVATE ?f 


■ '.'V 

LIB 

hi 

Hi 

tiB 

lit 

■ 1* 
III 

■«l 

ft 

II 1 

III 

JJ 1 




F£P£R I CO t SWEETIE 
-USING AMMIE FANNY 
IS GOOD THINKING, 
BABY’ SHE f LL B£ 
IMPORTANT TO 
YOUR PICTURE. 1 


O, K. EVERYONE, MR. MOFFUND2A LLQ 
WANTS TO SHOOT THE SEQUENCE 
WHERE WE QUICKLY PAM 
PAST THE ANONYMOUS BLONDE 
A NO INTO THE CREDITS BEFORE 
THE START OF THE PICTURE, 



YOU KNOW IF IT WASN’T FOR MY 
understanding of your Italian 
CJNEMA j FEOPY- HONEY, you WOULD HAVe 

never noticed annie— \ o\g the 
COMMON MARKET, BABY-THE WELL-DRESSED 
ITALIAN WOMAN THE NEW TREND — 

THE STYLE-THE CLOTHES “/-YOU HAVE 
MO IDEA WHAT 1 WENT THROUGH TO CHOOSE 
THE RIGHT CLOTHES FOR ANNIE. _- 


■CLOTHES? 
CLOTHES? 
CHE CQSA 
CLOTHES? 









































I LIKt THE KlD h S 

Shape, tod, solly 


little Airnie 

Famra 

LY H. KURTZMAM AND W. ELDER 


BY H, KURT^MAM AND W, ELDER 


HUNDRED YEARS AGO, STFNDHAL SAID: 
HETTY IS THE SIGH OF THE INTELLIGENT 
MAW JJ "-OR WAS IT STEVE HUEfl? — 
ANYHOW, TO PROVE THE .POINT, SOLLY 
THE AGENT HAS OUR LITTLE ANNIE 


THF 


SEXIER! 


PONT I FT THIS ANHFE S (.OOKS TOOL 
TOU,FOLKS-'TAKE AWAY HER&OMDF HfW 
AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LEFT? 


BALP -Hf APED GIRL 
IN THE ~WO£ll0 1 


-i- 


I TELL YOU THIS KlDS 


G RE AT 


GLEAM HEALTHY 


SIMPLE TYPE OP COMIC, THE 
PUBLIC WANTS TODAY. 


r- r, 

%X>' 


NOT HER* 

HIM! 


ate 



w come 1 

I ONCOME 
ON, ANNIE, 
FREPDY- 0ABYJ 
A LOT OF COMICS 
LENNY f SHELLEY, 
MOftTY, DICKY, 


I DON'T ^ 
KNOW, j 
SOLLY 
THE MATER¬ 
IAL LACKS 
Something. 


COFFEE, 

TEA, oft 

MILK T? 


1 WENT 
WITH A GIRL 
WHO WAS 

supposed 

TO EfE AN 
INTELLECTUAL 
SHE LICKED 

STAMPS 
FOR THE 
DEMOCRATIC 
i PARTY, 


f so 1 

1 J SAT J 
P AT THIS ' 
LUNCH 
\COUNTER 
FOR. NINE 1 
MONTHS, 
AND WHEN 
THEY 
FINALLY 
INTEGRATED 
THEY 

k DIDN'T 1 
f HAVE 
l WHAT f 
l WANTED, j 


SAME 

TO 

YOU , 

PELLA? 


MAKE J 
YOU A 
MALTSEV 

YOU'RE 


MALTED/ 


C I NEVER t, 
ACTUALLY 
DATED ALBERT 
SCHWEITJER- 




L Ml KEY AMP 




F ELA1NEY ARE 1 

. “■» - 

0 

V 

’a in 

i HERE ro SEE U 



KK g 1 h 

MhI^hp 1 * - * ^c»Hi 

L the showey- A 

m f ~aB 

1 






































IT'S A LONELIER LIFE 
LN TIME SPOTLIGHT 
THAN YOU THINK, 
HONEY, CM 6 KNOW 
IT (jOOKS GLAMOR¬ 
OUS WHEN YQU h RE 
^ OUT THERE - 


CH, PM 5,0 
PLEASED TO 
MEET YOU, 

it must ee 

SO WONDER¬ 
FUL TO BE 
SO FAMOUSf 


KIDS' I want YOU 
TO MEET THE 
-MOST FAMOUS 
OF THEM ALL™ 

_ JACKIE a 
r glisten/ g 



hut once, you step cut op that 

SPOTLIGHT, YOU 60 HOME TO YOUR 
BIG, FANCY HOUSE ANP YOtfRE ALONE 
ALWAYS always ^ 

SO ALL ALONe. 

ILET'S GO, 

^ B0YS. J 


SADNESS 


THATJS WHAT 
MY HUMOR 
LACKS'" a 



AH, ANNIE, 
BA0Y,- WHY 
NOT PROP 
THAT STUFF 
ALTOGETHER 


r I’M WORKED 
ABOUT THE MATERIAL 
TOO, FREDDY-E£E 
HOW IT SHRED9?, 
MAYBE IT WOULD 
BE MORE STYLISH 
IF MV ARMS WERE 
BARE AND I TUCKED 
BACK TtlE SKIRT — 



MY WIFE 


NOW YOU 
TAKE MY WlFE- 


-PLEASE: 


THE 

SHOW, 


DON'T LET ANGLE'S LOOKS FOOL YOU, YOU 
TAKE AWAY THAT BLONDE HAIR-THAT FACE 
„.THAT FIGURE.,, AND WHAT HAVE TOU GOT 
,-1 LEFT ,----Y 



SICK?WHY DO THEY 
SAY l a M SICK? JUST 
BECAUSE I'M UNCON¬ 
VENTIONAL BECAUSE 
1 DRINK MJLK IN A 
SALOON, I'M SICK ?I 


OOH, IS ' 
THIS LEN«Y 
LOOSE, THE 
FAMOUS 
SICK 

COMIC? J 


ANNIE! * 

FREDDY' 
OVER HERE 
1 WANT YOU 
TO MEET 
t LENNY, 


IT 

STILL 

LACKS 

SOME¬ 

THING! 



IT'S OKAY 
TO ORiNK 
MILK, LENNY 
“ euT r ]?om 

A NURSING 
l BOTTLE? 


A bottle? 

DOESN'T 
EVERYONE 
DRINK MILK 
FROM A 
0OTTLE ? 


waiter! 

\ TOLD YOU 
IT HAS TO 
BE BODY 

tempera¬ 

ture; 


SICKNESS/ 

ThStS 

WHAT MY 
HDMOft 
LACKS! , 
















































OH, MR.&ahl, 

I THINK YOUR 
JOKES ABOUT 
WORLD TEN¬ 
SION AND 
ATOM BOM6S 
ARE SO CUTE,' 


Him Ttei 


GOT 


1 0 


HAVE 


SAE? 


MEET 


If It 


GREAT 




I TRY TO KEEP A 1 
PHILOSOPHICAL PER¬ 
SPECTIVE rn my humor, 
HONEY, ffOW ELSE CO 
TOO KEEP FROM MING 
DEPRESSED AND FROM 
LOSING YOUR SANITY? 



CEREBftflL- 


'-trats 

WHAT MY 
HUMOR 
LACKS/ 


SO I DISCUSS THESE THINGS SATIRICALLY■” Y 
FOREIGN AFFAIRS'" THE ADMINISTRATION"'OTHER¬ 
WISE THEY ARE VERY DEPRESSING'"THE SPREAD 
OF DIALECTIC MATERIALISM "-CHINA'S UNILATERAL 
AGGRESSION CULPJ &ARRY OOLPWATER.■" THE 
(ULPJ ICO MEGATON BOMfl fCHQKE) i TREAT |T . 
ALL f&Oet) HUMOROUSLY &OB, CHGKE) t A 



THIS COSTUME, 
SOLLY"'THE 

rhinestones 

ARE FALLING 
OFF AND THt 
MATERIAL 
IS TORN '" 


FOR PETE’S SAKE, 
ANN IE * THAT'S NOT 

mfortaHt T THE 
ACT HAS COT 
TO HAVE A 

SAp, 5ICK , 
CEflf BflftlflESSf 


I SEE IT, FREDDY, 
SWEETY' WITH YOUR 
DELIVERY, WE CAN'T 
- - MISS ' "" 

fuH- ANNIE- LET'S 
fc I DROP THOSE 
rhinestones, j 



THE KIP'S PACKING THEM IN! 
"IT ALL PROVES'" TODAY, YOU’VE 
GOT TO GIVE THEM HJP HUMOR' 
YOU CAN'T PlAY PQwN TO YDU& 
-- PUBLIC, 


THE .i?t> 
SHOW. 


YOU'VE 
GOT TO BE 
SAD AND 
sick and 
above all- 


in these 

TENSE AND 
TROUBLED 
TIMES, W£ 
FELLOW 
AMERICANS 
HAVE GOT TO 
STICK 
TOGETHER 
LIKE BROTHERS 
-SO WE CAN 
E-FAT UP THE 
MINORITIES.' 



CEREBRALf 


r HMD DID 
YOO HEA£ 
HOW CUBA 
HAS GIVEN UP 

baseball 

SINCE THE 
Russians 
TOOK BACK 
t THE BASES? 


WONDER IF 
ANNIE 
NEEDS ALL 
Them 

FEATHERS? 


rtrtTS 










































- so 1 TOLD BOBBLE t JUST ^SN l-FFLE !"J 
DrDN'T THINK I SHOULD CREATE A 'CLAN 
DfpflHTMFNT' IN THE CABINET 
X TOM PETER, r-— 


WE FrND ANNIE PLAYING "STRAIGHT-MAN" 
^TOOTGIlTCUIB MIMIC, FREDDY PI [NR , TOE 
THEME 1 . OF QUA ADVENTURE BRINGS HER TO GRIPS 
WITH THE- INCREASINGLY POPULAR RETIME Of 
CAPITAL [r,(Nij (LH THtFERSO/OlUTIES OF THE 
FIRST FAMILY - VKECH l£ our WAY of SAYfNG 

we co hot subscribe to Jurr/moHS of the 

PRESIDENT - AS YOU SHALL SEE AS OUR STORY 
OPENS WITH fHEODY IMITATING THE PRESIDENT — 


tkcF<ESJKNT 


little Annie 


BY H l KU RTZMAN AMD W, ELDER 



OH, FREDDY”' YOU IMITATE 
THE PRESIDENT SO PERFECTLY 
'■'YOU EVEN LOOK ! LIKE THE 
PR ESI PENT f IF NOT FOR YHP 


PR ESI PENT * IF NOT FOR THAT 
PISGUSTrNO SNrfFLE, 
LEAPING LIZARDS- YOU'O BE 
THE PRESIDENT' 


ANNIE’” I WISH YOU 
WOULDN'T C 3 NIFFLEJ 1 ) 
SAY’LEnPIN' IJZARD5' 
THE FIRST LADY WOULD 
NEVER. SAY "LfAPlN' 

‘ ft ts C* M 



FREDDY, BABY.' THEY 

luvya! the whol£ 

COUNTRY LUVZYfl! fluR 
'MY SON, 'THE PRESIDENT 
ALBUM iSGOrHG SO 
BIG, THERE'S TALK IN ( 
WASHINGTON ABOUT 
INVesHGATK+S IT? 


INVcSTIGATING IT? fSHIF r > 

( 5 *« BU^ $QL LY - DOH *T 

rHEY KNOW WfAT I'M DO¬ 
ING IS SATIRE?—AN 
£SSEN TfAL FORM OF SOOAL- 
POLlTICfU CRITICISM 





SOLLY’- I'D LIKE 
YOU TO (SET ANNIE 
A PARK WIG WITH 
SOME CASSINI OUT 
FITS.’-WE'LL SEND 
HER TO CHURCH 
IN SLACKS “ 


-AND B£SIPES’- I'VE NEGOTIATED 
CONTRACTS FOR FOLLOW-UP ALBUMS 
-MY SONjTiHF ATTORNEY GENERAL 
AMD MY SOH THE SENATOR. TO 
SAT NOTHING OF A COLORING 
BOOK AND A PHOTO-CAPTION 
BOOK AND SOUVF-NlR POUS 
AND “ —-- 



r 


t KNOW IT'S SILLY TO J 
'THINK THAT FREDDY IS 
BEGINNING TO BELIEVE 
HIS OWN IMITATIONS, BUT 
m WELL - WHAT'S WITH THE 
ROCKING CHAIR BIT? i 


m r now you must 

EXCUSE M£ . I HAVE TO 
MAKE NOTES f OAH A 
SKTATE D’PAHTMENT 
Mt'E Tin '— 

























































JACKIE 

KENNEDY 


r JACKIE? 
JACKIE 
LEONARD? 
JACKIE 
CARTER ? 
JACKIE 
l GLEASON?. 


r OH. HI. RLJTalE. I DIDH'T GO 

TO WORK TODAV. FREDDY 
doesn't NEED ME ANYMORE. 
, HE WANTS A STRAIGHT- MAN 

uke Jackie. 




* 




•i 





WHICH REMIND ME? - I'P LIKE TO 
SWITCH OFF THE JOE IMCOM EXERCISE 
HOUR- AND CATCH THE PRESIDENT % 
PRESS CONFERENCE ™ WERE YOU 
DOING JOE LAVOOM'S EXERCISES? 
_ 

OH NO- I UKE TO LIE AKOUNP 


OL1K? -AND 
DO YOU, MlSTE.fi- 
PRESIDENT, INTEND 
TO DO ANYTHING 
A0OUT THE WAY 
VARIOUS ENTERTAIN¬ 
ERS- ANDHAGflZINCS 
ARE RlpECULrNO 

the Preside not? 




F AF tah m,; 

whc? PO 
THOSE TWO-PIT 
COMICS THINK 
THEY AH? 

I AM THE 
p PRESIDENT^ _ 


SWEETIE ., WHY 
ARE YOU GIGGLING? 


r OHj RUTH IE, IT J S 
JUST TKAT HE 
REMINDS ME OF 
FREDDY'S IMITATION 



t f SKIFF -'? IF 
: THEM, ROTTEN 
■ SUMS DO NOT % 
LOOK OUT, t h LC % 
ESURY THEM.' : 
fSNIFF' SNA&FFLb /J 

l AM THEIR ; 

; lEADER. 1 ' J 


FREDDY ! 



f JH HE'S SO Y 
HUMOROUS"- 
GOODNESS i 
KNOWS, HE 1 
COULD HANDLE 
KHRU5HCHEV- 
ANP LIKE THAT-j 


r —TJ1E ONLY ^ 
TROUBLE WOULD BE 
AS PRESIDENT HE'D 
BE UNDER PRESSURE 
AND £YERYTHdNG A 
AND FREDDY OOESN'l 
HAVE MUCH OF A 
l SENSE OF HUMOR. 


r WELL, BLESS MY T 
SOUL, FREDDY POES 
A GOOD IMITATION, , 
BUT NOT GOOD 
ENOUGH TO QUALIFY 
l HIM TO RUN THE 
L COUNTRY A 


' 6^ " 
IM¬ 
POSTOR! 


CHIEF . 1 

CSHflRffJ 


PLEASE 

STAND 

6YJ 


























































OH, RUlHlE- 
AFTER A WORKOUT 
LIKE THIS, | FEEL 
SQ POSITIVELY 
HEALTHY 1 l JUST 

"LOVE IT t 


iyr'S TIKE TO THINK ABOUT PHYSICAL FI1WESS, 
washikgtom TEXTS US'* which IS WHY THIS chapter 
SEES ANNIE OFF OPT A 50-MTLE HIKE, AWP ItlR THOSE 
OF TOU WHO ARE EEADTfTHifl FOR YOUR OOUW FORCED 
MARCH,IT MIGHT BE WELL TO REMEMBER. THE PRESI¬ 
DENTIAL AIDE,WHO, C>JX REGARDING THE FIFTY-MILE 
HIKE, UTTERED THESE RINGING WORDS; "I HAY BE 
PLUCKY, GUT I'M NOT STOFID." _ F ^ EM:£ 



IF NOT POR RALPH IE YQWZER, 

I'P NEVER THIN* ABOUT EXERCISE, 
&UT EVER &iNce the president 
STARTED IN VATU THAT PHYSICAL 
WITNESS BUSINESS, I?ALPHIE YELLS 
K£ I'M IN 0flD SHAPE ! ~ BENTON, 
SOLLY AND RICKIE THINK MY 
SHAPE IS PINE, BUT RALPHlE 
TURKS EVERYTHING AB0UND- 

■“ 


'*4 



"-WHAT (MEAN IS, WITH HALPHIE^ WH£M HE ASKS M£ TO 
CO Me EXERCISE AND ENJOY NATURE AND BIRDS AND BEES *** rT 
MEANS HE WANTS MS TO JUMP OUT OF BED AND RUN THROUGH 
THE FIELDS ! - BUT WITH BENTON, SOLLY AND RICHIE-" 

a I KNOW, ANNIE. HONBY- IT MBAjNS THEY WANT YOU TO RUN 
THROUGH THE APARTMENT ANp JUMP INTO BEDf 11 

11 RIGHTf SO THE NEXT THING I KNOW'" I’M ON THIS FIFTY- 
MI L£ HIKE 



'-R.AL.PHlE SAYS WCKE SUR¬ 
ROUNDED WITH SO MUCH 
LUXURY AND MACHINERY"' 
AMERICA IS GETTING WEAK 
AND FLABBY AND SHOULD 
GET BACK TO LIVFNG 
WITH MATURE. ANYWAY- 
THERE W£ WERE.J OPT IN 
THE COUNTRY WITH THIS 
HIKING CLUB- AND LISTEN 
IN NO TIME AT ALL, 

WE'D GOTTEN AHEAD OP 
EVERYBODY—* 



-CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL 
THOSE BIG MEM TURNING 
[NrO A BUNCH Of WEAKLINGS 
anp failing behind frail 

LITTLE ME?" 

YOU WORE. YOQS. 
STRETCH RANTS!* 

'why. rlithie! howp you 
know? 1 " 


































^-WELL, WE WALKED AND m vwlkep 
AND WE WALKED- TILL MY FEET W£l?£ 
FALLING OFF — AND PRETTY SOON [ WAS 
READY TO SETTLE For SPENDING THE 
RE-ST OP MY LIFE i N A 6lG, SOFT. 
OOUSLE 0ED— p 



"-WHICH GAVE RALPHS IDEAS. BECAUSE 
WHAT 0O YOU IMAGINE HE SUGGESTED 
'THAT WE DO WHEN I MENTIONED 
1 DOUBLE BED'?'' 

d [ CAN'T IMAGINE J P 


-HE SUGGESTED THAT WE DOUBLE" TIME!"’ 



# KlflHT THEN AND THERE, I'D HAD IT— 
AND WHAT SHOULD I SEE UP AHEAD BUT 
A ErG f SOFT, haystack!" 

*-A DOUBLE HAYSTACK T 

* WELL, GEE WHIZ, KUTPIlE, MY FEET 
WERE REALLY FA LUNG OfF— * 




SO THERE L WAS, LIMP AMP HELPLESS IN THE KAY - AND 
YOU KNOW RALPHS "’EVEN "THOUGH HE'S FULLED WITH, AFFEC¬ 
TION, HE NEVER LIKES TO SHOW If, BUT LAYING THERE TO¬ 
GETHER BY OURSELVES LIKE THAT-YOU'LL NEVER GUESS 
WHAT RALPHIE DLD-* 

'LET ME CONCENTRATE! -.WATfl WAIT! IT'S COMING TO- ME! 

HE MADE PHYSICAL OVERTURES -* 



— PHYSICAL OVERTURE S? LE APIN’ 
UrAftbS, RUTHIE "■ WH-6 N you hike 
50 WILES, YOU JUST FEEL NAUSEOUS 
AND ACME ALL OVER I WHO FEELS LIKE 
MAKING PHYSICA L OVERTURES?! - 
RALPH IE Doy&L£-TIMED TC5 A GAS- 
STATION FOR LINIMENT AND BAN D’AlOS 
FOR MY OUSTERS, THAT'S REAL 
AFFECTION! 


-BUT WE'VE £LL GOT lOi 
KEEP EXERCISING BE¬ 
CAUSE, LIKE RALPHIE 
SAYS-AMERICA IS GET- 
IIKQ WEAK AND FLA33Y 
WITH TV, AIR CONDITIONERS, 
WASHING MACHINES, 
DRYING MACHINES— 



-YES, INDEED, THERE'S NO* 
THING LIKE PHYSICAL EXERCISE 
TO KEEP A BODY FIT AND REALLY 
GET YOU BACK TO THE SIMPLE, 
ON COMPLICATED JOYS OF 
l NATURE AND UKE THAT. r £ 


JUiLa CONFIDENCE! 

HfFIlfiE j. r t i ir 













































W 'lTH THE ACCEHT ON CULTURE, THESE OflVS •■* 
IT'S OJiLY fJAtUftflL THAT WE SHOULD FIND 
ANNIE ffl NATURAL 1R THE GREENWICH 
VILLAGE GARRET CC WMCAM FVFE HEPFLEWHJTE- 
WHERE SHE PiSCOVEKS WHAT FHJEOSOPHER^ HAVE 
LONO KJOWK: THAT LITE IS FLEETING,But ART 
tIVES FOREVER-EXCEPT WttRtf IT POESN'T 
SELL, Ui WHICH CASE FORGET IT, 1 


CONFOUND- lT t ANttl£— WHAT DIFFERENCE 
CAN IT MAKE TO YOU 1 I'M ONLY FAINTING 
FROM THE TERRACE BECAUSE TAIEFO 

the distance — 


^ PUT, ME. HEPPLE- ^ 
WHITE “'YOU KNOW HOW IT 
\% WITH MODELS — WE DON'T 
MINO POSING- UTH PR APED, 
BUT IT'S EMBARRASSING 

someone sees us through 

l THE WINDOW, 


BY HARVEY KURTZMAN AND WILL £U?£R 



WELL, NO MATTER, MY PEAR- FT'S 
FINISHED. YOU ARE NOW PERMANENTLY 
INCORPORATED INTO A PRECIOUS 
WORK OF ART. YOU ARE PART Op A 
MASTERPIECE WORTH A KINOES * 
^ _Ransom J 


f ijLORYOSKY, } 
ME. HEPPtEWHITE, 
YOU'RE SO FABULOUS! 
“OH- COULD I GET flAJD 
BEFORE I tEAvEY j 



Pflior PAID?! C^AT ITT I FORGOT TO DRAW ^ 

any cash from the bank/ but come,*, 

DRIVE WITH M£ TO THE GALLERY, I'M 
OPENING MY ON.E.-MAN SHOW TODAY AT 
WHICH ! 3 LL BE INUNDATED With MONEY THE 
GENIUS- JM MY PRICELESS CANVASES is ^ 
. GOOD *5 GCiD. — 


- m - 

I’LL TAKE 
l A CHECK, 




























r> 

t i* 


ALAS, ANNIE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SfcNCE I VE SOlP A fM(M> 

INS. THE FOOLS DON'T APPRECIATE ME. BUT AFTEAL MY 
ONE-MAN SHOW TODAY, PERHAPS They J LL KNOW BET re K/-You 
SEE. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT l J M OWE OP TK£ FfNcST 
TALENTS'-’ I ' YOUR RAfNTLMdS AREN'T FASHIONABLE, 

NOSODT WANTS YOU/ JUST BECAUSE I FOLLOW IN THE 

TRADITION OF SARGENT’- - WHISTLER.THE GREAT MAKFI0LP 

FARRlSH, THE FOOLS REGARD MY' AfllNTlNGS AS OLD- 

L ca cu I 



AFTER PLL, ISN'T FASHION JUST 
A FICKLE, CHANGING POINT OJF VIEW? 
AND-WHAT MAKES THEM THINK I'M THE 
ONE WHO l£ OLD ■FASHIONED?' 



Y TOO MEAN 
r THE FRAME RE 
SERVED FOft THii 
Pfi- r-JUNG, HEK£jj 

THERE is no 

I LARGE CANVAS 
L IN THEGtLT 
FRAME.! j 


AH, THERE YOU ARE, HEPP{-EWHiTG. r 
PEOPLE HAVE SEEN MBS FOR HOURS-’-AND 
APPARENTLY THE LARGE. CANVAS IN THE GILT 
FRAME IS PROVOKING THE MOST INTEREST. J 



OH. ME. HE PPL E WHITE-” I'M fiTALLY NOT DRESSED FOR. 
AN EXHIBIT OPENING. WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK? 


TUT-TUT, MY PEAR, HOWEVER YOU DRESS, YOU ARE 
STILL YOU UNDERNEATH . AND ihEY ARE A PACK OF POOL 
WHO JUDGE THE BOOK 0Y THE DUST JACKET”-JUST AS 
THEY DO MY RAI«TINdS.U-OBSERVE.— - 



MOW YOU ARE ONLY AN ANONYMOUS GIRL 
NAMED ANNIE f WHO KNOWS OR CARES ABOUT 
THE REAL YQLJ UNDERNEATH? YOU REPRESENT 
nothing THEY WANT. THEREFORE, YOU 
PON'T STAND COT J YOU ARE moT IN DEMAND; Bg 
YOU ARE NOT IN FASHION 1 JM 




















































8UT NOW j TAKE THE 5 A ME GIRL AND I 
PRESENT A PApRE ACCEPTABLE. VERSION OF HER. 
HO THESE FOOLS’”H PRESENT HER AS AN IMAGE 
THAI COMMUNICATES IN THE POPULAR GENRE- r- 



PRESTo! YOU AR£ IIS DEMAND! 


INTRODUCE 


I 5AY t 
DUNCAN 


ME To VC'UR 


V.QCEL 

DUNCAN 


F5 THIS 

’annjb? 


LIKE 1 0 
INT RODUC E 

h myse lfT 


ANNIE 





r THAN K YOU, MY DEfl R. 

THIS IS MY SURE FIRE SYSTEM 
FOR £ELL,lNO CANVASES —A 
GALLERY FULL Of- CHAMPAGNE, 
t AND PRESTO, r - NO MORE ^ 
W^L PICTURES/ 


^ WOULD YOU 
LIKE ME TO HELP 
SERVE THE DRINKS 

l MR,HERPlEWHireV 



r WED.-THEY’KE ALL 1 
CKJNEj MR, HEPPLEWHITE 
HOW DO YOU THINK THE 
t EXHIBIT WORKED 0\JJf J 


— A GALLERY FULL 
OF PICTURES—AND 
PRESTO’ -NO MORE 
l CHAMFtt&NE ' M 



r MR, HEPPLEWHITE -Hi! I WAS UN THE 
NEIGHBORHOOD- AND I THOUGHT I’D DROP IN 
AND SAY HELLO - AND MAINLY SEE IF YOU 
COULD PAY M€ YET — QH r EXCUSE ME! YOU'RE 
- -»■ —t BUSY/ jt-«- 


Some 

months 

LF.TER- 


r AN NlE f WELCOM E TO 
THE PAD! - BE WTTH YOU 
IN A LICVTEr . CHlCYEE! 
MEANWHILE,COOL FT/ 



I SEE YOU STILL HAVE 
THIS EMPTY FRAME THAT 
THEY THOUGHT HELD A 
MODERN FAINTING, BUT WAS 
ACTUALLY THE WALL BEHIND. 


OH NEGATIVE , BABE' 
this time what you think 

IS THE WALL BEHIND AN 
EMPTY FRAME IS ACTUALLY 
A FAINTING! PV§ GONE 
MODERN. CH1fCK.EE 1 









































































why; Mff. kepple white, 

so TOU HAVE'-YOUR 
WORK? -YQDR. CLOTHES] 
YOU DON’T DRESS LIKE A 
FANCY GENTLEMAN ANY¬ 
MORE/ you've Gone , 

T BgflTNIK? w\ 


CALL ME JUST PLAIN HEP ^ 
OHlCKEEf-PlG THE CASUAL. SUM- 
JlM SLACKS FROM BROOKS-FEEL 
THE CASHMERE FROM ABEKtROMBIF&l 
~0 TAKES MORE BREAD TO —& 
PRESS LIKE A BEATNIK I " /■ 



- 6L>7 I 've GOT MUCHO BREAD NOW, CHICKEE! I'M. LOADED 
I’M IN STYLE - MY FWINTlNiQS ARE FASHIONABLE! f SWING 
WITH KLINE!-DE «OONI KCi! - LICHTENSTfJNf AND ALL 

them cats/ — 


OH, YES’ l RECOGNIZE 
THE STYLE! JUST LIKE 
PICASSO AND LIKE 
THAT/ m —1 



SMAZAMf 


/ check:-all \ 

f exactly: exactly ' 

The SAME. 1 ' pRAilST 
ORlGENAL PICASSO! 
UTRILLO !- POLLACK! 
EVEftY0OPY? AND NOW 
PM EVEN WORKING ON 
MY G RE ATE ST MA STER- 
■ PIECE."’MY / 

\ MONA LISA' 

/ J r"T-7-^ u i ■■■ 1 

f — HOWSOEi/fR. LET 
US COOL THE FLAP TILL 
I RETURN FROM TOWN- 
L TOWN WHERE I MUST 
NOW JOURNE Y WITH J 

“K the fuzz - y 


f FACTj I 
ONCE SAW A 
PICASSO FAINT 
»r*G EXACTLY 
LIKE THIS ONE, 
RIGHT DOWNTC 
THE SiGWl'L&E! 


f YEAH-HE’LL ^ 
l RETURN-IN ABOUT 
TEN YEARS, LET’S 
GO. HEPPie WHITE! 




















































AMjMIE, if THEY PONT ALLOW MEN ON rHf. PREMISES, WHO 13 HE? 
'-AND WHY i& HE TALKING fo THE LAMPPOST? 


OH, THEY ALLOW MR, BACKUS The HANDYMAN BECAUSE 
OF HIS EYESIGHT—AMP HE THINKS HE'S TALKING TO MRS. 
- __— , SUFFRAGE ! r—- jg 




W KAfiVEY MURTZlW AND Will ELD 


ENTERS THE "MSSe DMTED STATES n 6EATJTY 

contest- awd "beauty; 1 they say, ^s ly the eye 

OF TffE tEflOHER," VHATTHEW IS ANKlH ?-~T0 TUE 
DELIVERY BOY, SUE IB THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD, TO THE 
VJ0ITIWG AUlJT, SHE'S A N ICE, HEALTHY GIRL, TO Mfi L 
SOMWCIJ, Tb£ WINDOW- WITCHER ACROSS THE COURT, SHE'S 
JOYOUS EYESTRAUi., SUTSHEIG A RRA2TK HUSHY TuTHE 

Huffym/uhon kjwh the ball, but thats j^swwni- 



OH, [Jf AR ■” I fJO BEueVE MR. GACKUS 15 
GOING to WALK INTO THE POOL UNLESS 

wanga homefree stops him — j -“ 


LAPIRS — YOU MAY THINK WE ARE BEING 
OVERLY STRICT, BANNING KLEN OTHER WAN JUDGES 
■AND MR .HERE SHARKS FROM OUR PRELIMINARY 
JUDGlNGS'-- WHEN VJfc ONCE DIO LET YHEM 
IN, THEY INVARIABLY GOT WILD AND 

7 boisterous at the "measuring; 1 good- 

l NESS KNOWS WHY' I NEVER POD" SO 
\ WE'VE HAD TO EXCLUDE THEM, fEQM THE 
l. - Pfi-EM iSES E VER SINCE , J- 


LOOK AT THEM-" 
v^pMISS U-NITEO j—i 

tTAAflilYee-^ • 


cm that crazy wanda 
HOM fFREE “-SHE J S LETTlNQ 
HIM GO RIGHT &V 


































FANNY! WE MUST 
INFORM THE OFFICIALS 
THAT MG, BACKUS IS 
DROWNirtG IN THE 
, POOL, 


WANPA! WHY 
inffirT YOU 
STOP him? 



THE QUALITIES WE EXPECT IN YOU ARE SPAlRIAN DISCIPLINE 
r STRE:NS7H OF CHARACTER AND BODY f — THE ABN ITT TO 
EKCEL IN The AET£ r SCIENCES AND SPORTS? — A NO 

COMPLETE SELF-PEPENDEMCE ' r— 


I HAVE A FRlENO NAMED SANDY, WO 
KA S EVERT ONE OF THOSE QUA LITTBS. 


0ij5 ^nour- 

HAL- V ti % 

FPWEK 
C AVIT i l : S! 



WANOA IS 
A850LUTELY 
RIGHT!-YOU 
GIRLS MUST 
KEMEM0-ER YOU 

represent 

THE WIVES OF 
TOMORROW - 


-THE RULES, 7 
FANNY! J 
-NO DRINKING! 1 
-NO TRAVELING 
ONCHAPEBOHED/ 
AND NO TALKING 
TP MEN! i 


{ THAT \ 

f -CRAZY \ 

CRAZY 

-BUT / 

WANDA.! 

^ HONEST IF / 

SUCH A 

/SHE DOESN'A; 

DEDICATED 

WIN, I'LL 

WILD-EYED 

WANT TO 

i IDEALIST? J 

l KNOW WHY! 1 



IS SANDY IN 
THG CONTEST 


NO, SILLY 
SANDY IS 
A BOY! 


WANDA SHOWED pis- v iftjs*; 

OPLINE IN REFERRING F ' “~ N 
THE. BACKUS BUSINESS Vo' w 
TO THE COMMITTEE^ urtTO pnS 
WHICH WILL NOW REMOVE wT^mT 
MR, BACKUS FROM THE ^ ^JdJTIONS, 
POOL m 





r LADIES! if YOU HAVE. 
YOUR INSTRUMENTS 1 
AND ACTS READY, YOU 
I MAY WAIT AND PRACTICE 
IN THIS ROOM AND MR, 
HERB SPARKS WILL CALL 
. YOU OUT, ONE fi Y ON £, 


OH THAT WANDA f 
SUCH A WILD-EYED 
IDEALIST! 


AFTER ALL' 1 ' 
IT ISN'T 

important 

WHETHER YOU 
WIN OR LOSE, 
--IT'S HOW 
YOU PLAY 
lTHE GAME, J 


■“AND HOW YOU 
PLAY IT IS TO MAKE 

sure you Play it 
tm£ best way; fair 

OR FOUL, TO CQWlg: 
OUT ON TOP-' 


WELL, KlQS*' 
WHATEVER 
HAPPENS "* 
I'VE. HAD A 
WONOSCFUL 
TIME, ANDRADE 
WONDERFUL 
, fRi&vDs . - 


W LOOK 
AT TffElM ™ 
VJ-N115S UNITED 
W STATES - 


—BUT 

HDiiEST, 


EVERYBODY! 























































OH, BECKY, r YOU'RE. 50 
BEAUTIFULf I JUST 
KNQW YOU'RE GOING TO 
WIN , [ WHAT DO YOU 
HAVE IN THE SUlTCASe!? 



W ' ! 

y $ 

%, e v J 

. ■-1 - 

\i i i 

t 4 




■ jjf Vi 





r PLfA5E OPEN 1 


IT AMD SHOW 


US WHAT 


| YOU'RE GOING 

TO DO. r J 



LEAFIN' 

A 

JL^OLERJ-SO 

Talented... 

AND BEAUT I - | 
FUL TOO' I 


SURELY eeocy 
WILL WIN THE CON¬ 
TEST, SINCE HOW 
MUCH MORE COULD 
ANY MAN HOPE TO 
HAVE IN A WIFE, 


-SHE'LL BE 
A0LE TO JUGGLE 
the dishes, the 
LAUNDRY, AND A 
VACUUM CLEAN EG, 

Alt, at once t 



LISTEN 
how the 
a Of ping 

MAKES 

MUSIC 

COME OUT 
OF HER 
MOUTH.' 


WHAT ABOUT 
YOU , NADINE? 
WHAT CAN YOU 
6£ CARRYING 
IN THAT TINT- 
TINY CASEY 


ITS MYWgacAL 
INSTRUMENT. 

i'm rated as 
one Of the top 

SOLOISTS IN 
THE FIELD. 


OOH, 

NADINE! -£Q 
GORGfOgS 

A HP A 

TOP 

SOLOIST/ 


OOH.NADINeY 

play some¬ 
thing FDR, us 
PLEASE! 

OOH! 
OOHf 


OOH., 

NADINE,! 

NOW 

aevEft l 

NADINE 
PLAYS A 

SPOOK' 


HOW CAN ANY OF 
US HOPE TO WIN.' 


WHILE HE 
EATS HIS 
OATMEAL, 
SHE'LL CLOP 
HSRSELF 
WITH THE 
SPOON. 


WHAT A 
WIFE SHE'LL 
MAKE FOR 
SOME 
LUCKY GUY! 


HOW ABOUT TOU, WANDA? 
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT rN THAT 
MYSTERIOUS BLACK 0OX? 
15 IT AN INSTRUMENT? 


lT r S MY SECRET WEAPON WITH WHICH 
I WILL SWEEP THE CONTEST SOON YOU 
WILL ALL REALIZE I HAYS THE MOST 
VITAL "MISS U, ST TALENT HERE, 


'MISS WANDA 
honefree.nekt! 
- READY, MY 
PEAR ? 


^ LOOK I 
J AT THEM. — 
MISS UNITED 
STATES - 

























































THAT crazy, 

WU.D-EYFP 
CFAUST, WANDA 
HOMEFREE — 


IS SHE 
playing 
AW 

INSTRU¬ 

MENT? 


BUT HOMCST 


maybe: 

SHE'S 

DOING 


LISTEN, 

TO That 
HORR l©L& 


WHAT/5 


IT SOUNDS 
LIKE MS?. 
SPARKS IS 
being 
MURDEFJEP. 


DON'T 

HEAR 

A 

THING ! 


HAPPEN 
(Nfl IN 

THERE * 


CAN YOU 
SEE WHAT 
SHE'S DOING 
THROUGH THE 
, KEYHOLE ? 


YELLING 


DANCE 



THE IDEA'** 
REPRESENTING 
THAT AS A 
TALENT FOft 

THE; WIFE OF 1 
TOMORROW ! , 


r COYER 
THA T YQUNO 
LADY "and 
CjfT HER OUJ 
■“ OF HERE i 


SO THAT'S WHAT 
HER IAY5TE RiOUS 
INSTRUMENT IS! 


LOOK 
WhfAT SHE 
DID TO 
POOR M.P. 

SPARKS.' 


-CALLING 

THAT 

TALENT? 

scandal¬ 

ous! 


OH THAT CRAZY 
WAN.DA HOMEFREE is 
5UCH A WJLD ETED 
I PEAL I ST.i _ ^ 


- BUT 
HONEST, 


Oiff&k 


mgr 

jobhp jf j», 

Jr 

+ 2 



f\T ^ „ 


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if&GJiLEY WAS DEAD? - NOT THAT THAT CONCERNS OUR 
ADVENTURE, BUT IT'S A GffEAT OPENING LINE TOR AMY 
CHRISTMAS STORY. ACTUALLY, EVERYONE IS VERY MUCH 
ALIVE AT THE BEGINNING OF OUR OWN YULETJUE TALE, 
FOR OUR LITTLE ANNIE IS A GUEST AT A TRADITIONAL 
HOLIDAY OFFICE FARTY, WHEKEIK SHE EXPERIENCES THE 
WARMTH AMD CHEER OF FRIENDSHIP, KINSHIP, GOOD- 
FELLOVSHIT 1 - AND ONE-UPMANSHIP. 


ISN'T IT PAMTASTICj BABY?— MOTHEA-HHfNNED 
Th£ IDEA MYSELF?- TOO* THE BALL AWAY FROM 

huck Buxton of "sales’- which puts we one-up 
on Buxton! but to quote byhon; "otf with 

THE PANC 6 ! LET JOY HE UfljCOHHNEQ NO SLEEP 

, n TILL-" T- -—^ 


HARVEY KUKT7MAN AND WELL ELDER 


r GEE, MR. 0 ATT BARTON, I ^ 
KNOW THE TYPICAL OFFICE 
PARTY 15 SUPPOSED TO BE 
CAREFREE AND UNINHIBITED, BUT 
ISN’T THIS CARRYING THINGS 
k A BIT TOO FAR? __^ 




BATT BARTON 
JU DIDN'T TELL 
§? ANNIE WAS 
HERE * 



^mrTbuTtgnTsfeak 

OF THE DEVIL. r 

SLEEP TILL 
TILL — 0 GAH-PRUN 6 S \ 


OH, BENTQi^ 
PLEASE 
GO ON 
READING, 

1 LOVE 
POE TRY f 


"-NO SLEEP TILL 
MORN. WHEN UDOIH 


AMD PLEASURE MEET 
TO CRASH THE 

GLOWING HOURS 

.WITH FLYING FEET. 0 


I M (HOI GQlrtG TO READ 
ANY MORE POETRY? 



"She WALKS 
Ifi BEAUT£UK£L 
THE NI-GET OF 
CLOUDLESS 
CUMES AND 
STARRY SKIES' - 
-Att-ClOST IHE 
Ft ACE}? 


-RNt> ALL TEAT'S BEST Of tSARK AND BRIGHT 

jME&t w her a^jfect and her eyes f ™ r m 

ONE -UP, BA FT BARTON t OLD SPORT? 


nr; 


GAH-PRUNES? J'M NOT GOING TO 


s? m 


POETRY r 


READ ANY 


OH, GO On, eeWTON, YOU SILLY 
THING, YOU. IN A M.INUIE, l ? LL THINK 
___ YOU'RE JEALOUS? 
















































1HAT PUTS YCL? ONE-UP ON ME BUXTON r CC-ME AHNlE 1 TfjMci TO 
LEAVE f REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED TO Pi ft Y HOSTESS at Mr 
HOUDAY OPEN HOUSE. TONIGHT. I'VE fNYUEC? SOME Of YOUR 
FRIENDS TO DROP IN FOR DRINK Y- FQQ£, YOU KNOW, IN ADDITION 
ta T0 THE VERY BIGGEST AGENCY PfOPL E, 


BENTON'S ft DECENT 
SO£T ? BUT SUCH A 6OREL . 
HIS WHOtE UFE IS AD¬ 
VERTISING' ADVERTISING * 
THE ONLY THING HE 
APPRECIATES IS A GOOD 
t PIECE Of AO COPY, 1 ' M 


' tell 

6fNrON 
TO READ 
MORE 
POSTRY, 



ME-OM-rtYf 
LCORIT 
THERE/ 
-SMOKE 
PILLOWING 
OUT Of 
SOMEBODY'S 
OFFICE! 


WHY LDO 
©ELIEVE IT'S 
HUCK BUXTON'S 
ACCOUNT 
l FILES' 


~ ADVERTISING’S ALL 
RIGHT, BUT AFTfR ALL, THERE 
ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS' 
■ LIKE LIVING * - HAVING TUN! 

- AFPR fCl ATING CMt ’SLED ^ 
SUR&-TI M£ ACTIVIT Y / M 


HE'S SO SILLY 
TO BE JEALOUS 



MY ACCOUNT FILES?' YiPE / LET GQ OF ME, YOU Silly 

childJ ogrrj idJ pear what they're saying ?my files 
" are ON FI RE T ‘ 'll 





Y 4 '* p l TT F,“ - - '■ .TV "~1 



IftlT, MR. ' 

BAIT BARTON - 
SOMEBODY 
MIGHT GET 


■OUT THIS SIDE. EXIT, SWEETHEART, 1 NO NEED TO 
PANIC. HA, H A! IT'S ONLY A SMOUL DFRlNG BUNDLE 
OF PLA^UCSWIZILE STICKS deftly dropped INTO 
AH EMPTY WAST E BASKET, th AT PLUS ME ONE-UP 
- ON BUCK BUXTOf' 



HOW DIVINE ! fiu T W€ 
ARE ON THE GROUND, 
THE TlRFS ARE FLAT f 


IT'S AIL PART OF THE GAME OF ONE-UPMANSHJP 
ANNIE. BUT NOW IT'S OFF TO SCftRSDrtlF IN MY NEW 
BAZUfA X-S, ISN'T SHE ft BEAUTY? LOCK MOW LOW 
SHE RIDES. MAKES YOU FEEL YOU'RE 
^—^YRICbriT ON THE GROUND, j -t 




















































OflE-UPMANSHIP, Ql D SPORT^ — I'VE GQJ 
A CAPITAL IDEA, ANNIE, 11 SINCE \ HUE NEAR. 
BENTON, WKY DON'T i DOVE YQU OUT IN MY 
NEW GAZZAZA SPZOAL. 


GEORGE, 
SO THEY 
AREJ 1 THIS 
LOOKS LME 
THE WORK 
OF MUCK 
BUXTON* i 


HOW 

DlyiNEj 



3DT ANNIE, YOU CAN WALT WERE IN COMPLETE COMFORT 
WHILE \ FIX THE FLATS. MY SAZUZA’S FIRST FEATURE IS 
THE TWO EXCLUSIVE BUCKET 


AHA. 1 BUT MY GAZZAJA'S FIRST FEATURE 
IS THE CHE EXCLUSIVE BUCKET SEAT ! 


BENTON, YOU SILLY 
SILLY THING — IN A 
SECOND I’LL THINK 




V 


NOTE HOW SHE CLIMBS 
©ACK ONTO THE DRIVE, 
"-SHE'LL TAKE US WHERE 


W£ WANT TOGO, ALL RIGHT/ 



WHQ WANTS 


ANYWHERE 



- DECIDED TO CAB OUT. - END A LITTLE 
WORK WHILE WAITING FOR YOU, ANNIE .-CAN’T 
HAVE THE PLACE LOOKING CM AB, CHRISTMAS'- 
WISE — LIKE BUXTON'S. ,-- i 


K CRIMINY! THAT WAS 
THE LONGEST W'AY TO 
SCARS DALE, EVER I-LOOK 
BENTON'S ALREADY HERF-Al 
□OH - LOOK? LOOK AT HOW 


HE r S PECCTATFg ll IS 

ZT bouse e 


^ HA f 
CHALK ONE 
UP for OLD 
SATTBARTT3N 1 



































































ves-l THOUGHT I’d? DO A qUlET TABLEAU THIS YEAR- 
THE SOFT SELL, YCO WIGHT SAY ■■’ WREATHS WITH SINGLE, 
LIGHTED CAJOLES FLICKERING LN THE DUSK - RfA|_ LIGHTED 
CANDLES, OF COURSE - AND OUT IN THE MOONLIGHT ARE 
SEEN TWO COLD LITTLE WAIFS. SWEETLY SWGING CHRISTMAS 
CAROLS - RfAU LITTLE WAIFS, OF COURSE,„ 


-JUST LET 
ME GET OUT 
OF THIS CAR.' 


BENTON, L AM ALL 
CHOKED UP. YOJJ ARC 
THE CLEVEREST MAN - 



DON'T COMPARE 
HOUSES, CLP BOY'. 
WHEN I HAVEN’T 
HAD A CHANCE TO 
PUT UP MY 
DECORATIONS- , 


if you'll just move 

YOUR KWEE OVER THE 
BRAKE, SwffTS, SO'S 
l CAN. SHIFT THE 
GEAR LEVER OFF OF 
MY LEG AND GET OUT, j 


KEEP SING¬ 
ING, YOU 

little raga¬ 
muffins, 

OR YOU DOLT 
k GET A CEN T. 1 , 


IF YOU RELEASE THE MOOO 
LEVER,F CAN FR&c MY ANKLE AND 
GET MY FOOT PAST THE CLUTCH - „ 



Shall we eepair to the 
Pen for drinky* poos 
while he Gets out of 

HIS EXCLUSIVE BUCKET SEAT, 
BABY ? ,- -d 


UPMANSHIP . 
OuD SPORT r ’ 


rssf wait, 

YOU BLASTED 
SHOW-OfF-JUST 
AS SOON AS-1 
UNHOOK IKE 
THROTTLE BAR 
HtXDNG MY 
SHOELACE, 
S0'$ I CAN 
SWIVEL THE 
SHIFT OUT OF 
OVERDRIVE 
AND RELEASE 
MY RUDDY LR*, 
l I'LL SHOW IDU. 1 


0ENTQN' 
YOU'RE SO 
SAVOiffi- 
FAlRE* 



OHM, 

MR, BUXTON 
IS SO MUCH 
fun"! let's 
GO see! 


AH, TH £R£ WE ARE - ■ HORS V 
DOEUVRES R£ADY FOR THE 
GUESTS - A ROARING FIRE — ^ 
MUMSY TUCKED IN MD*» 

DRINK Y- POOS SN HAND-ARMS 
LOCKED IN A TRADITIONAL TOAS r 
- SHALL [ TAKE UP BYRON 
WHERE I LEFT OFF WHEN THAT J 
CLOD INTERFERED? J-—-p' 

tin/^ 


-THE 

IIGHT 

op love, 
THE 
PURITY 
OP 


BATTBAR70N, 

OLD SFWE17 
ANNIE/ —COME 
CUT ANDSE£ 
MY HOUSE 1 





-The minu, 

TFtfMtJ&C 
fW FAILING 
FRCH HER 
, PACE- 1 ' 


coh Tup on the roo fi 
Santa gmJS '-flrtP 
TT5" rEwEefrT 


if / 

” rWjtt 


f 

s ^ j , j i Js( fi 

A / 

_ V ?H f] 


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DID YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING 

SO CLEVER? 


«' A LITTLE 
ELECTRONlC SURPRISE 
I'VE 0EEM SAVING TO 
JOLT OLD BATTBAKTGN 
With -osserye- 


KEFP 
SINGING 
THERE f' 





RAPIN ' LUMPS . HUCK! WHAT^S 
HE THROWING MOW? - 


SPRAYS OF 
MJSTLETOE, 
MY SWEET I 


"-AMD OH . THAT EYE WAS 
IN itself A SOUL— h __ 



6 AH- PRplHES 


YOU SILLY, SILLY 
BENTON, YOU* I'M 
GOING TO REALLY 
THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS 


rM NOT GOING TO 
REAL? ANY MORE 
POETRY 1 j 













































TOUCHE FOR HIM! m QN'E- UPMflNSmFR£P ,< 0V THE GIMMICK’SELL? AND nOW 
I'M GDiNG TO SRTBALL HIM MV AN&WgR TO THE GJIHMICK-SEU. j l'M GOlrtG 
TO GIVE HIM fl TASTE OF THg HARP -SELL?" ^ 



-ANp YQg r RE GjDliY G TQ SR A 

FAR! fiP MY HARD -Sen. MGf? 
JSSI f TAKE OFF TOUR CLOTHES' 
TflD PUT THiS ON ! 


well- i Don't 

KNOW THAT I 
APPRECIATE YOUR 
ATTITUDE , MR. 
BATTBAftTQrt, 



IFCW.E m 
WANTS A 1 
FAVOR FROM 1 
A l ADY, ONE 
MUST SPEAK 
WITH 

CfNTLENESS 
AHD RESPECT. 

rudeness 

WILL GET 
YOU NO¬ 
WHERE f 
— NO* 
WHERE i 
t INDEED/ 



- RK3HT - 
m - THE 
KISSER 


OQ YOU 
WANT ME TD 
WEAR JT?“ 
MOW? HOW? 



































































FORCE! 


M.ERRY 

CHRISTMAS 

ANNI'E. 


SUGARDAPPY 
01G0OCKS BROUGHT 
THE W^Oie GWG OUT 
l<H LlMOUSfflCS! 


W OHj merry ^ 
1 CHRISTMAS, RUTH IE 1 
MERRY CHRES1WS, DAOOT, 
RALPHS, SOLLY — 

OH, merry Christmas 

TO JUST EVERYBODY 
t ONE AND Ai.lT A 


MERRY 

CHRISTMAS 

























ns WITH MOST OF l?S TODAY, ANNIE FINDS 

herself caught lip in the problems 

OF SOUTH AMERICA, AND AGAIN AS WITH 
MOST ■ CONCERNED AS WE ARE WITH LATIN - 
AMERICAN EVENTS, SHE FACES UP TO THE 
NAGGING QUESTION THAT WILL ULTIMATELY 
HAVE TO BE ANSWERED = 11 WILL THE BOgSA 
NOVA REPLACE THE TWIST?" — 


11 STEM. EVERYBODY OAPOY frGBUCKS HAS 
A FANTASTIC IDEA. HE WANTS TO MOVE TNE 
PARTY OVER TO HIS LITTLE TOWN HOUSE - 


SILLY t 
IT'S EM 


SOUTH 

AVERJ 


W^RE SWINGING PRETTY ^ 
GOOD RIGHT HERE, ANNIE - 
WHAT’S SO “FANTASTIC"ABOUT 
MOVING THE PARTY TO MIS 
L LITTLE TOWN HOUSE ? a 


TOWN 



GOODBYE, 
NEW YORK' 



SOUTH 

AMERI¬ 

CA, 

HERE 

W£ 

COME' 


'-SO 

STRANGE' 


HOURS/ 


j f 'FROM ^ 

jr TL 

t] ftri£ WORLD 

\J rrt.LV 

TO 

m 0i" so 1 

another 

H DIFFER' 

IN A 

ft ENT/ / 

1 matter 

■ np 



CHA- 1 

■ AM.ERI- 1 

l CHA! j \ 

CAN 


■ NIGHTS' 1 



HELLO, 

SOUTH 

AMERICA! 


















GOSH, JUST 
THINK/ WE'RE 
THOUSANDS 
OF MILES 
FROM THE 
U S. A ./ 

pass me i 

THE FCE 
CUBES, I 
PLEASE r i 


IT’S ONE THING 
TO TWIST FROM 
DUSK TO DAWN - 

TO TWrST FROM 
BASEMENT TO 
ROOFTOP - BUT 
TO TWIST FROM 
NORTH TO SOUTH 
t AMERICA- - 


'iVe seen 

ANNIE 
THtS WAV 
BEFORE. 
ONCE SHE 
STARTS 
TWISTING, 
SHE CAN'T 
l STOP, , 


■ THAT TWIST 
V OFF OF THE 

■ STEREO 
U AND PUT 
m ON A 

0'\ LIMBO/ j 


■^THOUSANDS 1 '"SOMEBODY^ 

OUT fN 1 

■ BOP, 1 

OF MILES 

TURN 

THE Ml DOLE 1 LOVE 

J BOR 

FROM 

DOWn THAT 1 

OF NO- ■ TWIST- " 

■ bop/ J 

CIVILIZA- 

AIR 

L WHERE! J^INGf ( „ Jk 


TION/ 

, CONDITIONER-' M 





COME 

WITH 

ME. 

H QH£V 


VlLL 1/ RUTH T 
‘AKE 1 IS THE 
IRE OF ONLY ONE 
HER.! / WHO KNOWS 
—HOW TO 
"v HANDLE 
rSHElLA ANNIE, 
REACH l PSYCHO- 
HER l LOGIC ALLY,, 
SUB' & 

CON- //-u 


r she's ^ 

IN A 
TRANCE 
BORDER' 
INGON 
CATA - 
TONI A/ j 


fsHE'S^ 

r" 

ffiUTHI? 

IN A 

\ 

WILL 

TRAD- 


TAKE 

MATIC 

■ 

CARE OF 

STATER 


L HER! 




/ 


□& / 

V \ 

~^/ jr 

BOP. 

BOP, BOPITTY 

l - BOP 1 

■ T ‘ 2 l- ’ *- r 



WOW DID 
YOU DO LT, 
RUTHlE ? 
WHAT 01D 
t YOU USE? 


r HYP- 1 
NOTIC 
SURGES' 
TION? 
PSYCHO’ 
THERAPY? 
TRANQUIL- 
V 'ZEES ? j 


WHAT 1 
THERA¬ 
PEUTIC 
TECH¬ 
NIQUE? 


WHAT 1 Y 
USED WAS 
THE ULTIMATE 
FREUDIAN 
TECHNIQUE™ 
A GOOD 
SMACK IN 
THE MOUT U,r 



T -NOW I WANT YOU TO MAKE YOURSELVES COM- 

PORTABLE. WHATEVER, you WANT - A SWIM - A BITE 
... A NAP - MY BOYS WILL TAKE CARE OF ANY COMFORT 
YOU MfGHT DESIRE ! "-CONTRARY TO STATESIDE OPT¬ 
ION, SOUTH AMERICA TS NOT POPULATED &Y ILLITERATE 
SPANISH-SPEAKING INOIANS. MY HOUSE, IN FACT, IS 
STAFFED BY EXPERTS WHO HAVE COME FROM THE 
MOST SOPHISTICATED CENTERS OF 
CULTURE IN EUROPE, 



AH-. ' 
COME, 
ANNIE, 
LET ME 
SHOW 
YOU THE 

.grounds; 


OH. 

DADDY, 

YOU'RE 

SO-SO 

ClVlL - 


JAWQHi- n 
HEffR OBER 
LEUmflNT * 


SCHNELL 


ACHTUNGU 

rTHEY ^ 

RAUS M SPJTFEIRh 

came / 

1 M TF WL i '- ^in-ill 

RATHER | 


HASTI- | 

















































































.■^asiasw^ 


FACING IN THIS N 

DIRECTION YOU GET A \ 
MAGNIFICENT VIEW OF THE 1 
NO USE WITH rrs LAKE IN ) 
THE SUNSET/ J* 




19 2C 
26 27 



THE ONLY TROUBLE 
IS VOU MUSTN'T FACE IN 
THE OTHER DIRECTION. 


PLANETARIUM 



YES, MY RETREAT 
BORDERS ON THIS 
COLORFUL LITTLE 
TOWN, l LOVE THE 
SIMPLE NATIVES fN 
THEIR TRADITIONAL 
RAGGEDY COSTUMES- 


OUT OF 
THE WAV 
THE RE * 


GOSH, ITTS AS 
PICTURESQUE 
AS A MOVING 
PICTURE- 
JUST LIKE 
"VIVA 
ZAPATA r 


rv" 



r THEY LIKE THEM? WAY OF LIFE, JUST ’’V'^So" 


LIKE we LIKE OURS, i OFTEN SIT ON THE 
PATIO IN THE EVENrNG TO LISTEN TO 
THEM LAUGHING AND DANCING AND 
STRUMMING TMEIR BANJOS IN THE MOON¬ 
LIGHT WHEN DAY'S WORK ON THE PLANTATION'S 
DOME! - EATING WATERMELON/ LAWZY/ 
THEY SHQ C£N DANCE/ 


m 

BUILDING 
A WML 
SOS OUR 
WAYS 
OF LIFE 
DON'T 
MIX. 






































WHAT WITH NO RAIN, FAILING CRAPS, AND (INHERENT 

poverty, THE ml * DEVILS are always stealing 

SOMETHING ( TROUBLE IS, THE RICH, LAND- OWNING f 
SOUTH AMERrCAN ARISTOCRATS DON'T WANT TO OWE 
AWAY ANYTHING' - AND W»Q WINDS UP PAyiNQ? 



IF ONLY THOSE 
PEOPLE WOULD SHARE 
WHAT THEY HAVE'WITH 
v THE PEASANTS, /<" 


OH,DADDY 
YOU SHOULD BE 
PRESIDENT OP 
THE WORLD/ 




-AH!.' THE 
BOVS ARE DOING 
A GOOD JOS / -i- THE ONLY 
WAY OVER THIS WALL WILL 
BE SY AIRLIFT - YESSIR, 
THERE'S nothing lire A 
GOOD FENCE TO SEPARATE 
YOU FROM UNDESIRABLE 
ELEMENTS, 






r COME, > 
MY CHILD 
SHALL WE GO 
FDR A SWIM?-'YOU 
CAM CHANGE IN 
THE CABANA. 


k 








A\ii 





I HAVE A 
NEW BIKINI 
AND f CAN'T WAIT 
TO TAKE A 
„ Dip! 


NEITHER 
CAN |, MY 
DEAR ! 



- WAIT FOR YOU TO TAKE THE DtP, THAT \$ f I 
DON'T SWIM MUCH, YOU'LL HAVE THE WHOLE BEACH 
TO YOURSELF, r HAVEN'T SEEN HIDE NOR 
MAIR OF THE l 'BUNCH'7 


□ H.GOOOrE' I M Sfi 5ELF- 
CONSClOue ON A CROWDED BEACH 
WHEN! i WEAR A BIKINI. 





r A BIKINF 
MAKES YOU 
suddenly FEEL THE 
WHOLE WORLD IS 
l STARING AT YOU- 


WHAT 


MAKES 


FEEL THAT 
LITTLE 

AlNftfE 
FANftV ? 


















































LET'S keep daddy and 
ANNIE COMPANY, G ANG / LET'S 
ALL GET INTO OUR BATHING 
' N --SUITS — J— -- 


YEAH f 




WE'LL DUNK 
DADDY 

BIGBUCKS, AND 



' YESSIR — 
THERE'S 
NOTHING LIKE 
A GOOD FENCE 
TO SEPARATE 
YOU FROM 
UNDESIRABLE 
V €LE,V,ENT$. J 


f f WHERE’D \ 

l 

ABOUT TO 1 


EVERYBODY 1 


SUGGEST THAT 


GO TO NOW? 

J 

we adjourn 


’OH. MY— 1 00 

TO THE UP- 


believe it's 


L STAIRS DEN, j 

■! 

RAINING. J 


\mY DEARy^i 



I'LL GO BELOW TO THE BAR 
AND fiRING US UP SOME DRINKS 
WE'LL WATCH THE RAIN PELT 
ON THE WINDQWPAHE AS WE 
SlP HOT TODDIES - SNUG AS 
, A BUG ANO TWICE AS ^ 
X DRY - WOOP j ^ m 


UZAg£S, 
IT'S coming 

down d ogs . 

AND CATS' 



~ ANNrE ! We'RE > 

BERING FLOODED / ■■■ NOW 
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD / 
JUST LISTEN TO YOU ft. 
DADDY AND EVERYTHING 
WILL SE ALL RIGHT/ DON'T 
PANIC ! JUST GET AVE . 
L OUT OF HERE [ 



PLUNK A 
PLUNKA 


QON*T WORRY, 
DADDY, THE RAIN 
HAS STOPPED AND 
WE'LL BE SAFE 
UP HERE ON THE 
ROOF — BUT 
WHERE IS 
EVERYBODY? 


I UH semt TH£ HELP AWAY 
FOR THE NIGHT AND «< HARK / 
™ MUSIC / - AM i LOSING MY 
MIND? WITH THE COUNTRYSIDE 
IN UNDATED, CAN THOSE CRAZY 
NATIVES BE SINGING AND STRUM¬ 
MING THEIR BANJOS OUT 
*£\ THERE IN THE FLOOD ? 


y 


f ARRJSA 
I ARRIBA 













































































DADDY BiG BUCKS/ 
THE OTHER SIDE OF 
THE WALL JS PRY / 
‘-AND LOOK WHAT 
FUN / — 


-SO IT IS. THE WALL IS HOLDING 
THE RISEN LAKE LIKE A SOUP 
BOWL/ T(4£ NATIVES ARE HAYING 
A FIESTA TO CELEBRATE THE 
. END OF THE DROUGHT. 


r THE UNDE- 1 
SrAASuE 
ELEMENTS I 
BUILT THE WALL 
TO KEEP OUT 
ARE NOW WOT 
SO UNDESfR- 
L ABLE. A 



r That’s 

THE 

TROUBLE 
WITH A WALL- 
-WHILE it 
KEEPS"THEto 
OUT- IT 
KEEPS YOU 
L. IN / i 


r AH, WELL »* SOON THE ^ 
WATER WILL DRAIN OFF 
AND IN THE MORNING, THEY'LL 
COm AND GET US t «■ MEAN¬ 
WHILE, WE HAVE EACH OTHER. 
LET US MAKE THIE BEST ^ 

l of A bad Situation. M 


PLUNKA, 

PUUNKA 

PLUNK- 



r COME, 1 
MY CHILD/ ' 
LIE DOWN 
AND LISTEN 
TO THE MUSIC 
-HERE -'CLOSE 
BY MY SIDE. 

L AND- J 

r ANNIE ? 1 


TWIST - 


Annie i 




■ BC-, 1 

f awnie ? - / oh, B 


K 6CP 1 

. - J o da m J V 

Fv^ 

BbopJ 












t HEARD 


A NNIE/ 


CUWTON 

JUMPl 


THAT THIS WAS 
A SACK WARD 
COUNTRY- AND 
!F I’M THE QNt-Y 
ONE DRESSED, 
THAT CERTAINLY 
IS 

backward/ 


&Y HARVEY KURJ 7 MAN AND WlLl ElDFR 


® N THE OBSCURE IgLAMD OF FlUSCAMUKA 
IM THE VAST SAM OAK CHAIN. WE FIND 


W IN THE VAST SAM OAK CHAIN, WE FIND 
ANNIE STEPPING PROM A NEWLY DECORATED 
NUKANU LONG-BOAT AMD WE MIGHT WELL 
ASK WHAT BRINGS ANNIE TO NUKANUKA IN A 
NUKANU CANOE »■ A NEW CANOE, THAT IS, 

A NEW NUKANU CANOE ? THE ANSWER: ANNIE 
IS IN THE PEACE CORPS! NO CRACKS, PLEASE. 



RALPH TEJ 
ANOTHER 
CIVILIZED 
PERSON/ 
COME 
KISS 
11 


r. 


INIX, ANNIE ' YOURE IN ANOTHER 
CULTURE/TREY REGARD KL5SING 
AS DISGUSTING, SEE- THE CHIEF 
IS COMING TO AFFECTIONATELY 
GREET YOU [IN THE PECULIAR 
gk NUKAM U AN FAS HI ON - ■ GUrCK 
LAY DOWN. BABY/ 



NOW, RALPHIE "■ L WAS WILLING TO COMP OUT HERE AND 
SACRIFICE ■- EOT DON'T VUU THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH ? 


IT'S ALL IN THE POINT OF VrEW, 
ANNIE/ WHILE IN OUR CULTURE, WE 
PUT OUR WET, SALIVATFNG , GERM - 
INFESTED MOUTHS TOGETHER, HfS 
CULTURE USES A MORE HONEST ^ 
EXPRESSION OF MALE VICI LI TV, f , 




















































HE y OH, CHIEF -’THIS JS THE YELLOW’ 
POT'S His HAIRED SCHOOL TEACHER J HAVE 

foot oh summoned across the waters 

VOLTR from THE GREAT WHITE FATHER 
HEAD, IN WASHINGTON, rtfflfO SABE* t 


/ySKWiWtfZ-THI 5 
THE: NEW SCHOOL 
WARM? 



c 


I THINK THE CHIEF 
IS DREAMY. HIS BE 
LIEFS GIVE HIM 
SUCH STRENGTH- 
tell. m£ more 
WHILE I CHANCE 
INTO SOMETHING 
MORE COMFORTABLE. 


WELL - TO BEER I END THE 
N UK AN DANS. WE CANT ASSUME THE 
STEREOTYPE OF SUPERIOR WHITES TALKING 
DOWN TO UNCIVILIZED NATIVES. 

WE MUST ADOPT THEIR WAYS 
BECOME A PART OF THEIR CULTURE.Wf 
HAVC TO FORGET ABOUT THE 
WHITE MAN’S CUSTOMS AND FASHIONS 
HOWEVER SUPERIOR THEY SEEM - 





WIFE/BRING 
REFRESHMENTS 
FOR YELLOW* 
HAIRED , 
SCHOOL 
MARM/ / 


r 


CHIEF BOO LA GOL 0 LUAU IS VERY 

traditional, he fiercely 
DEFENDS The STRANGE, OLD 
TRIBAL WAYS ■■■ WHICH GIVE 
HIM GREAT STRENGTH AND 
AFTER ALL, ^STRANGE OLD 
TRIBAL WAYS" ARE MERELY 
A POINT OF VIEW. 


hi Q&- 
THAT 
POTN'T 

OF 

V[ 6 W 

SMARTS'. 



YOU 1 
MEAN 
LIKE 
THIS? 


ANNIE f SHAME ON YOU/ 
COVER VOURSELF . QUICK / 
- CRYING OUT LOUD/ 



IT’S ALL 
JUST TOO 

uncivilized 

FOR WORDS * 
I MUST 
WRITE 
POST CORDS' 
’POST 
CARDS' 


COME LITTLE 
YELLOW-HAIRED 
SCHOOL MAR Mi 
- YOU WILL TEACH 
IN OUR LITTLE 
BLACKBOARD 
JUNGLE 
NOW-'CLASS 

starts with 
TRADITIONAL 
NUKANU PRAYER, 


OH, Np/ NOT 
SCHOOL PRAYER l 
- LISTEN, CHIEF - 
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, 
BUT CHURCH AND 
STATE SHOULD BE 
SEPARATE - I 
MEANj. IT'S THE 
WAY OF 

democracy- 



r OH, RALPHIE- 1 
YOU MAKE THINGS SO 
DIFFICULT WITH YOUR 
IDEAS! - LEAFIN’ 
LIZARDS, IF SOMEBODY 
DOESN'T WANT TO 
PRAY, THEY CAN JUST 
SIT' THERE BY THEM¬ 
SELVES AND IGNORE 
V IT ALL- J 


IGNORE 
THREE 
TOM-TOWS 
A WITCH 
DOCTOR 
AND A 
FIERY 
MONKEY 
IDOL?/ 


































































f^SILLY LITTLE IGNORANT^ 

' \ZCTJ a r^ljf (lArrt ... Af Cl/i-nu 


-AND WHAT 

about -me HUM AM 
SACRIFICE THEY 
HAVE TO THROW 
INTO THE VOLCANO 
CURING WE PRAYER 
TO "CALM THE . 
s VOLCANO f 

V gods" ? J 


r OH, DEAR- 
DON'T THEY 
KNOW THAT 
VOLCANOES ARE 
CAUSED BY- 
LIKE, GEOLOGY 
AND PRESSURES 
AND SHIFTING 
L EARTH ? j 


YELLOW-HAiR - AS EVERY 
NUKANLfAN KNOWS, VOL¬ 
CANO CAUSED BY ANGRY 
GODS DISPLEASED BY 
EVIL SPIRITS AMONGST 
NURANUANS - WHICH 
GOTTA 6E PURGED BY 
, CELLING AND TORTURE. 


PLAIN 


TALKING 

ABOUT? 



HIS 

BEUEFS 

GIVE 

HIM 


WAIT, EVERYBODY/EVERYONE 
KNOW NUKANUKA ISLAND fS 
NEXT TO KANUKANAL ISLAND 
WHrCH JS ACROSS CANOE 
CANAL / — THE NEW ^ 
CANOE CANAL' THE NEW 

LV nuxanu- kanuranal 

■ -t CANOE-CANAL. 


STRENGTH 



IN KANUKANAL WHERE I WAS BORN, WE 
TAUGHT ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BELIEFS' WE 
USE FOUR TOM-TOMS, A REFORM WITCH' 

, DOCTOR, ANO A FISH IDOL. _ 


EXACTLY MV POINT, CH rEF ! YOU 

cant force students to follow 

A SINGLE 6ELIEF/ THIS BOY MAY 
THINK HIS BELIEF IS AS GOOD AS 
w YOUR BE LIEF MAYBE BETTER / j 



jTqoODNESS CRAdOUS, 

YES/"" WE NEVER DO R 
ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE 
LIKE THROWING NUKA- 1 
NUANS INTO VOLCANO, i P 
V IN M.Y RELIGION.' 



WE CONSIDER THROWING 
NATIVES <NTO VOLCANO 
INHUMAN, MEDIEVAL 
AND CRAZY/_ 


RALPHlE, 

YOU ] RE 

SO 

DEEP, 



TO APPEASE GODS, WE 
ONLY THROW WHJTE FOREIGNERS 
INTO VOLCANO. 


THINK 

urs 

BELIEFS 

ARE 

, cute/ 



























































-WHITE HERO AND HEROINE ” 

ESCAPING FROM THE WILD SAVAGES-THE 
VERY H ACK|N £ Y 60 '■ UNCLE TOM" WAGE OF WHITE 
SUPREMACY WE SHOULD BE TRYING TO ERASE. 


CAPITAL 


r ALL THAT ] S 
LACKING ISTR6 
ERUPTING VOL¬ 
CANO THAT KILLS 
THE NATIVES 
AND SAVES 

^ us/ ^ 


THINK 

ma* 


GAME/ 


OHj RALPNIE. 1 
shut up and keep 
Punning/ 









r THE SAME 
PHONY STEREO¬ 
TYPE THEY POSH IN 
MOVIES AND TV - 
HERO CARRYING 
BEAUTIFUL GIRL 
TO SAFETY - . 


OH 
RA LPH it * 

SH UT UP 
AND 
KEEP 


€ 



OH, RALPH IE / 


Shut’up And 


RUNNING/ 



BEAUTIFUL GIRL CARRYING 
HERO TO SAFETY - THAT'S A 
SWITCH OH THE STEREOTYPE/ 

L TLL ACCEPT that / j - 


OH, R ALPH! £ / l/£ Af/2 A 

LEAST LEJ ME KEEP PUNISfN 

























































f HAPPY ^ 
EN01 MG/ WHITE 
WAN AND WHITE 
GIRL ESCAPE ON A 
RAFT WHILE CHIEF 
GOLDUMU AND 
MIS WHOLE TRIBE 
ARE DESTROYED 
^ BY VOLCANO, , 


ACCEPT 

that: 


HQLA- 

XAUf 

iWE 

NEITHER f 




(Jill Fid 



/^NUKANUKA ONCE ISLAND PARADISE UNTIL GODS MADE^I 
ANGRY BY EVIL SPrRlTS AMONGST MY PEOPLE, SO r FDU0W 
TRADITIONAL NUKAN0AN BELIEFS-FIRST I THROW TEN 
MEN TN VOLCANO, BUT GODS NOT APPEASED: £0 THEN l TP ROW I 
TEN WQMEfY IN GODS NOT APPEASED f THEN I 
THROW ALL MEN IN/ THEN ALL WOMEN / THEN ALL CHIL- J 
DR EM/- NOW GDOS ARE APPEA5E0J 1 ONLY ■" I s'NO 
ONE LEFT TO ENJOY ISLAND PARADISE / J 




mM 

r YES 
SEE *- J 
SPOULCA 
THROWN 
CHILDRE N IN 


FIRST • 


HIS 
BELIEFS 

HfW 
SOCH 




AWIE, 
SHUT UP 
AND 
KEEP 
















































s 


' :T; ■ 


Bv HARVEY KURTZMAN AND MIL ELDER 


WTi OUS LAST ADVENTURE, aBjNIE AND RALPH l£ TOWZFR 
PQUMD THEMSELVES 1 BEING READIED FOR SACRIFICE 
BY SAVAGE NATIVES ■» A STEREOTYPE SITUATION. THAT 
RALPH EE COULDN'T ACCEPT. THEY WERE THEN SAVED 
THROUGH THE INTERCESSION OF AN ERUPTING VOL¬ 
CANO. AND RALPH IE COULDN’T ACCEPT THAT EITHER ? 
THEN ALL THE NATIVES VJERE KILLED BY THE VOL' 
CANO, AND RALPH IE COULDN’T ACCEPT THAT .'-NOW 
TNEIft RAFT HAS REACHED A LAND FALL, ftNP 
RALPHIE FINDS 1 HIMSELF ALL ALONE ON A DESERT 
ISLAND WITH HNNlC - 



f EJLP - IT £UE?E A 
is, itMiNJt, we VS 
effii really 
REALLY ALONE — AND 
NQW THAT W£ ARE, 
THERE'S SOMETHING 
jVE ALWAYS 1 'WANTED 
TO ASK YOU, NOW 
THAT W£’R£ 
Really amo 
V TRULY alone- y 


/ iV.Y GOODNESS> 
f CMEER UR RALPH IE 
i KNOW' 1 rTS 
A STEREOTYPE 
Situation, but here 
WE ARE WITH FOOD AND 
WATER. AMO SUPPLIES 
ALL ALONE ON 
A Of-SERT ISLAND/ 
THAT'S AgOUTAS 

V AlON£ AS you 

\ CAN GET t j 


f ALONE '? ’ 
WHAT MAK££ 
HIM IN K 
THAT , LITTLE 
ANNIE 
l FANNY f 








































00 (4, 
MOW 
MARVEL 
OHS' 


HELP* 

Annie 

FANNY' 


HELP 


MEl-pr 




S tiVT. 

TU£ ISLAND 
LAWYER, AT 
FIRST J RE - 
FUSED TO RU.'J, 
l Burr- V 


i^mtr 

SOLLY 

GCHLOLIiMI 


I 

THOUGHT 

YCNJ 

ESCAPED 

fftQM 

YOUR 

ISLAND 

ALONE/ 


- 

wHrTE 
GOVERNOR 
STILL OH 
ISLAND, 
S O I GO 
SACK,' 

1 ALWAYS 
BELIEVE 
IN GOING 
SACK/ 




HlYA.„ ANNIE' I'M THE 
GOVERNOR., OUR 
ISLAND LAWYER 
AND I WERE IN 
CONFERENCE 
WHEN THE CAVA HIT 
AND WE RAN f 
WE MET THE 
CHIEF "'AND HERE 
WE ARE, ALL rN 
THE SAME BOAT. 


W E'RE JUST SOM£^l 

Rascally 1 pearl 

TRADERS ONE 
USUALLY FINDS 
IN THESE PARTS" 
EXPLOITING THE 
ISLANDERS AND 
FORCING THE 

NATIVES TO DIVE 
FDR PEARLS WHERE 
THEY GET KILLED BY 
GIANT CLAMS/ 



f - WE GOT ^ 
HO FOOD / 

- NO WATER / 
ALL WE GOT 
PLENTY OF 
IS LAVA " 

WUB-boy,' 


r Tll 
TAY£ CAR£ 
OF THEM.- 
YOU SWIM LIKE 
THE DICKENS 
AND GET 
HELP/ r'i 


r OH. 
RALPHlE - 
JUST LOOK 
AT THESE 
.MEN f WE 
MOST TAKE 
CARE OF 
THEM ' 



r LOOK AT THEM POOR THINGS - 
RAGGED AND HUNGRY - PASS OUT 
FOOD! PASS OUT WATER.' HERE'S A 
FELLOW f.N THE BUSH WITHOUT A STITCH 
ON," PASS MB THE EKTRA CLOTHES 
V IN THE TRUNK / _^ 



^ THERE 
YOU ARE. YOU 
POOR THING. 
NOVJ YOU DON'T 
HAVE TO HIDE. 


OH. DEAR ■■■LOOK AT THIS 
POOR FELLOW ”■ ALL BRUISED 
AmD BLOODY/ - RAlPhie' 
BRING MF BANDAGES^ BRING 
ME TAPE FOR THIS" POOR. 
FELLOW-" RALFHIE .' 


f HE 1 
HAD 
AN 

ACCI¬ 

DENT, 

sweer- 

HiAftT/ 


r WHO A 
WANTS 
BOOZE? 
I ! M GONNA 
GET A 
TOMATO 


WHERE'S 


RALPH 


te ww m 

r '.v 

LA A/ -- 

Jr ■ jr ■ M 

t jt. 






















































YOU MUSTN'T GRAB THINGS, FELLAHS/ WE’VE 
GOT TO ORGANS AM ORDERLY GOVERNMENT 
HERE, Wf'LL HAVE NOMINATIONSELECT A LEADER 
(MY HAT'S (|N THE RING) AND WE'LL SUN THINGS 
DEMOCRATICALLY WITH DUE PROCESS OF LAW. 
AFTg£ ALL — WGlRE DECENT ClVruZED MEN "■ 
MOT SAVAGE, SNARLING 0RUTES .. 

RIGHT, FELLAHS ? 



RftftGHf 
$ MfcRL-ff 


GOVERN 


M ENT f 


"CRAB-WHAT- 

yoStcap^" 

GOVERNMENT/ 


bi§ TALL I ft 
ABOUT ? 



r ONLY t 
TROUBLE 
l£j THAT THE 
SILENT 
STRANGER 
GRASSED 

every¬ 

thing? 


BETTE R DO 

mm- 

THlMGf 


THEY’ kE LIABLE 
TO RE ACH SHORE * 


STAY AWAY 1 
NO ROOM f 


/ MAYBE \ 

/ HEY f \ 

WE'D 


L2Sf£ 

BETTER 


OUT 

GAVE 


THERE ! 

NOMINA- 


MSRe 

TIOMS 


SuRVi- 

\ 1 / 

VORS f j 



HEY? 
THErR 
RAFT IS 
SINKING? 


WE ve GOT 
TO RESCUE 
THEM ? 


GET OFF of 
THE GOAT, 
FEU-AH. 


AH. ' 
THAT 
SILENT 
STRANGER 
IS SO 

wrse? 


RAAONf 


HE 

KNOWS IT'S 
THEM OR 
U£. r 


AND 

HE KNOWS 
ys IS 
SETTER; 
THAN 
THEM? 



















































































f FELLAHS, t SUGGEST WE WAVE MOW!NATIONS FOR 
A LEADER AND THEM VOTE.'' ■-■ NOMINATE WE, FEU 
LANS. AND J PROW I EE YOU I'LL BALANCE TH£ BUD¬ 
GET" f WE’LL WAVE. DOUBLE THE COCONUTS A T 
THE EMO OF THE NEXT FISCAL YEAR THAN 
__ %/e OO MOW. 



nci t uiTSfti>r ivu i c mt ■ i Mt 1 UK 

good, solid, old - fashioned Program of 
SA vriMG OUR Lives AND GETTING US outta here f 

FIRST, I ORGANIZE RAIN DANCE «* AND THEN 

WE HAVE SlG. HUMAN - SACRIFICE __. 

HOOTENANNY - 



I SHOULD klKE 

TO NOMINATE THE 

SILENT STRANGER! 


SECOND THE 
MOTION 
BECAUSE F 
WANNA &£ 
SECOND IN 
LINE WHEN 
HE GETS TIRED 
OF |4r£ PLAT¬ 
FORM* 


SECOND 
THE MOTION f 
THE SILENT 

stranger 

HAS THE PEST 
PLATPOCM " 
ALL THE FOOD, 
WATER 
AMD WOMEN 
ISON HIS 
PLATFORM * 


SECOND 
THE MOTION 
'CAUSE HE 
can knock: 
MY BLOCK 
OFF * 


SILENT 


stranger 


13 A. 

runaway 


M/Oflt DANGER 

tW 

STElAHGEPl 


DARK 


\ 55 ? 

i njjw too un 

^ LANDnmr 


HORSE 


CAN CM 


SfLENT 


SILENT 




5TR AWG£fl |<5^ 

_ 8 


STRANGER 














































f the > 

SILENT 
STRANGER 
WINS SY L'OiCE 
VOTE AMD 
POPULAR 
acclama- 
v tjow t j 


WE 

CONCEDEf 
WE t-A AK£ 
IT UNANH 
MOUS f 
WE 

eoNceoe f 


LAND 

SLcoe 



WE 

ABroe 
ev the 
PEOPLE'S 
CHOICE 


SPEECH J 


tiaisr i 

™ UP 

set ays: 

SMOULDERS, 


SPEECH 


jollv 



f t» * \ 

/ ANNIE, 

WAY YOU 


HONEY — 

KNOW, HE: 


SHUT UP 

IS A 


AND 

GOOD 


KEEP 

LEADER. 


L ROWING, 

























































ANNIE! 


BY HARVEY KURTZWW AND WILL ELDER 


WE fflN T SEEM TDCE7 ANNIE OUT Of THE SOUTH 
w SEAS BUT WITH HER FETCHING GRASS- SKIRT 
EHSEfrlBLE ' TT-LEPES MD HURRY ! — IF YOU RECALL, 
ANNIE AMD RALPH IE HAD A RUN-IN ON A DESERT 

island with a band op nq-gqodnlk castaways 

LED BY AM OEflNGUTALU BUT fi’iSlS WHO CHOOSE 
TO BE LEO BYflPES ARE EVENTUALLY DISILLUSIONED 
AND NOW THEY SEEK To ESCAPE !M THE LITE- 
BOAT ANNIE AND RALPH IE ARE ALSO USING 
TO ESCAPE m £ 


. "s 





r & 4 IL OR x 
PUT A COAT ON 
StYS THEY'LL GO 
TO THE OTHER END 
OP THE BOAT/ 


4m* 




















OM5 jVTQEE 

passenger and 

weu ee 

SWAMPEO / 


r ‘FIRST TIME 
IV£ SE^N RATS 
BOARD A SINKING 
SHIP' 


^ THEY RE HUMAN 
8EINGS, RALPH'S — AND 
FORTUNATELY THEKt'S JUST 
ENOUGH ROOM FOR 
, EyERYOnE- 


r IT WOUJ.0 
BE TERRIBLE 
TO LEAVE ANY- 
me in the 
WATER. , 


r NO MORE 
flOOW t [NO 
jvipae 
L E9£&i 


OH, IT WOULD' 

IT WOULD' 




don't rush it t 
you'll upset 
EVERYTHING.' 


WEIL LET YOU TN 
IN DUE TIME, 
BOY' 



I CAN’T WAIT f THE 
SITUATION ISN'T i/ERY 
TOLERABLE OUT HERE, 



A SHARK 
IS nibbling 
AT MY TOES/ 


THAT'S THE TROUBLE 
WITH THEM KINO/ ALWAYS 
IN A HURRY FOR tOUAUTY' 










































f HE’S 

cor 

AN 

EQUAL 

RIGHT 

TO 

GET IN 
THE 
BOAT.' 


/ YOU 1 

/ Expect 
! u9 to 

ftJSK. 
OUR LIVES 
‘"TO 

SACRIFICE 

FOR 

HIS 

Equality 


/ you 
/ WANT 
/ HIM 
/ EGQEEZ 
f ING IN 
The 

SAME 
BOAT 
WITH i 
YOOR / 
GIRL / 





f*cr 














































SORRY/ NO WHITES ALLOWED.' THIS SHIP IS THE^ 

property of the militant slack muslmens and 
I AM THiJP l£AP£R - ■ MARVIN X FORMERLY 
MARGIN ECKS BUT WE 00n’T ALLOW Uk£T NAMES^ 


WE ARC THE 
GREATEST / WE ARE 
&EAUTIPUL t 


' GO FIND 
VOUR-SELF A 
SEPARATE &UT 
EQUAL SHlPp 

BOV/ 



WE HAVE SECEDED FROM THE WHITE MAN'S 
WORLD, THE WHITE MAM WORKS ONLY FOR THE 
BENEFIT OF THE WHITE MAN. THEREFORE WE WILL 
OESTROY THE WHITE MAN SO THAT HE WILL WORK 
FOR THE SEN E FIT OF THE BLACK MAN / 


IN 'bb THEY f LL 
CALL IT v Fl*7- 
SO WE’LL SEAL THE JR 
FATE [|N '60 ' 


EVEN NOW A 
HELICOPTER BRINGS US 
EQUIPMENT TO FAN THE 
FLAMES OF THE SLACK 
MUSLMEN MOVEMENT - 



LOOK/ THE HELICOPTER IS 
HOVERlNO OVERHEAD/ THE HATCH 
IS OPENING/ SOMEBODY IS 
COMING OUT - 


WL 


GIVE 


YOU 


HfNT 


WHO 


ALWAYS 
COMES 
TO THE 
RESCUE 
WHEN 
LlTTl£ 
A IN IN IE 
FAN MY 



LEAPIN* 
LIZARDS- 
irs SUGAR- 
DADDY 
BmvCKS! 




WE'RE 
SAFE¬ 
LY OH 
BOARD, 
DAODY- 
HOW 
LONG 
MUST 
1 HANG 
ON 

TIGHT 





ER- 
AR — 
OHj YES. 

- NOW 
WE'LL 
HEAD FDR 
LAND 
AND A 
DRlNKlE 
JUST 
AS SOON 
AS I 

UNLOAD 

MARVIN 

X’S 




-OFFICE 

SUPPLES 

AND 

FARM 

TOOLS 
















































YOU'VE GOr TO 
HAVE HEART, 
ANNIE- I'M WILLING 
TO HELP ANYBODY 
WHO WANTS iW 
HELP — PEG Aft D - 
LESS OF RACE,CREED 
OR COLOR, 


Ralph i e / we“re Saved / 
SuGARDAdDY BIG BUCKS OlD 
IT AGAIN ' M£'5 ALWAYS 
RESCUING WE IN THE NJCK 
OF TIME AND COMING TO 
PEOPLE'S ASSISTANCE AND 
LJKE THAT- HOW DO YOU 
DO IT, DADDY ? 


ari 


OF COURSE, 
THOSE MUSLMEN 
HAV'e KIND OF 
EXTREME Vl EWSj 
but they were 


EXTREMISTS ARE A GOOD INVEST¬ 
MENT, MY CHILD. | UK£ TO ENCOURAGE 
THEM^ THERE'S NOT MUCH MONEY 
IN THIS ADVENTURE, EOT I LOOK. 
ON IT AS AN riWESTMENT (N THE 



WILLING TO 
RESCUE THAT 
POOR MAN 
m THE 
WATER, 


FUTURE THAT CAN GROW TO STAG" 
G EKING PROP0RTl0MS/-AN)D WHAT 
HAVE } GAMfiLEO ?-SOME OBSOLETE 
EQUIPMENT' - A FEW SURPLUS 
___. UNIFORMS/ — 1 


SFcler; $*M— 4 $• etaffe* 



f THE SLACK MUSLMGrNS x 

MUST BL OBEDIENT AND RESOLUTE ' 

WE MUST HAVE NEAT, ClEAtt UNIFORMS/ 
WE MUST HAVE RIFLES ! AND WE 
MUST BUILD A SUPER RACE !* 

- LET THE imiQkTmS 
BEGIN//' 


r UNFORTUNATELY 
THE UNIFORMS STILL 
HAVE THE ORIGINAL 
SWASTIKAS, BUT THEY 
CAN BE CHANGED TO 
X'S WITHOUT MUCH 
v TROUBLE. 


nev/ 

“■WHERE 
YOU CO INC 
BOY f 


1 THINK 
I'LL TAKE 
MY CHANCES 
WITH THe 
SHARKS. 



































Hl-HD. BENTON' ANYBODY HOME, OLD SPORT f 


ANrjlE, DEAR CREATURE — I ^ 

CAN'T TELL VQU OF THE THRILL ONE FE£l£ 
HOLDING A BEAUTIFUL PERFECT TTMjfHG "■ 
TO RUM ONE'S FlMGeRS o'FR A 
t SMOOTH,, CURVED &UTT - 


S EN TON BATTBMTON SHOWS' ANNIE HIS 
SUN COLLECTION IN AN HPVENTORE 
THAT WILL QUICKEN THE PULSE OF EVERY 
ARMOPHILE FROM. THE SOPHISTICATED &1&- 
GAME HUNTER DUSTING HIS DUtfJDUM BULLTT5 
TO TH.E LITTLE TVtfB OIL]NS HIS WAR - 
SOP PLUS MACH INE SUN — 



^ NO THERE'S ^ 

NOTHING THAT COMPARES TO 

the thrill of handling a gun . 

■■ |VE THE BEST COLLECTION rN 
SCARSOALE-, GUNW1ISE' THIS 
AMMUNITION A FEW 2Z’S **> 
SOME SOFT - TIPPED 30‘S 
AND THESE ARMOR-PlERCINO 
SO’S '■* I JUST KEEP AROUND 
FOR BURGLARS / "'NOW YOU 
TAKE THIS ELEPHANT 

Curl f > 


MY WORD- 
I DIDN'T MEAN 
TO INTERRUPT 
ANYTHING 
INTIMATE - 


HUNTING I 
OH, MR, 
BATT&ARTOW 

UGH.' 








f f^r~ 

■ . 

s r\ 



.T 




4 mk IKISSP^ , 

[ 


i .fST* ^Hn^Hilll 





























ONj 

MR, 

SATT- 

SARTON 

-You'Re 

so 

RUGGED 


ANNIE, DEAR — MAIN fS A 
HUNTER BY NATURE, IT'S 
THE NATURAL LAW OF 
PRESS RVAtiGM '-AN 
!.NSTJH.C.t- * TME CHILD 
Fn$TIN CTI V£ LY CATCHES 
P(SH — SPEARS FROGS-- 
PULLS WINGS OFF OF 
FUES- CLEAN AND TRUE* 


BENTON* AND 
ArtNlE f WHAT A 
COINCIDENCE f 
I WAS JUSTC0MJN6 

6y to show you 

MV MEW VICK£RS - 
WEM&LEV"' THE 
ONLY ONE rN 
WESTCHESTER * 



OH, MR, BOSTON - YOU*RE RIGHT 

out of“s Ports illustpated? 


let me demonstrate the 

RArR- TRIGGER, mechanism; 
WE HOLD IT HERE -- AND WE 
HOLD IT THERE — AND THEN 
WE SQUE - E- E'E-E r Z£ 


fiAH T PRUNES * 
HA NOT Q.OM& 
to jett any¬ 
thing ELSE 
ABOUT W/ 

IfcifeSEtEI 

OM &UMS/ 



S!UV BENTON ! YOU ALWAYS G6T JEALOUS OVER, 
NLT -THING* " TELL ME ABOUT YOUR, ELEPHANT GUN f 


AH-AH, ANN IE l NEVER POINT A WEAPON 
UNLESS YOU INTEND TQ USE IT, MORE ACCIDENTS 
AR£ CAUSED &Y POINTING"EMPTY^GUnS INSTEAD Of 
TREATING ALL guns AS LOADED-AND BY KEEPING 
GUNS IN THE HOUSE WITH CHILDREN 1NSTSAD OP 
, KEEPING CHILDREN OUT OF THE HOUSE / 



!W b^ntdn.' Did you see my target rifle with 

ITS UNIQUE ARM SUNG ? SEE, ANNIE - YOU PUT THUS 
LOOP ABOUT YOUR SHOULDERS - THIS LOOP ABOUT 
YOUR WAIST ■" AND YOU WIND IT AROUND AND AROUND 
GOOD AND TIGHT AND CLEAN AnD TRUE — 


sru_Y BENTON ! THERE'S 
NOTHING TO SE JEALOUS 
ABOUT* ITS JUST YOUR 
IMAGINATION * 


GAH . PRUNES ! 
I QUIT ? 


T ~ COME LOOK HERE,, ANNIE — £££ 

THTS INTERESTING WEAPON ! IT 
THROWS A SMALL-CAL I PER BUL¬ 
LET THAT FLATTENS ON IMPACT f 
A NO MAKES A HOLE IN THE 




ANNIE* LOOK - HERE'S A 
CURIOUSLY REFRESHING PIECE — 
FIRST WORLD WAR MAUSER RfFLE 

LfiTi L A TDIAj^I/ 1VW# , I I CA 



LOOK ! 
LOOK, ANNIE- 
AT THIS CRANK- 
FED GATLING 

, Al lM // 


LOOK, 
ANNIE * 


r §sim& 1 

R ENTON ' Y£mjJ 

gun a j 


look; 
LOOK ! 


















































MY PEACEMAKER 
WITH FTS SWIV£L HQL- 
STeR can shoot 

FROM THE HIP &EFORE 
A NORMAL REVOLVER 



1 SPIT IM THE MILK 
OP YOUR- PEACEMAKER 
WITH fA Y CAVALRY 
PISTOL, WHICH, WITH 
ITS SEAR PIN FILED, 
AMD ITS TRIGGER GUARD 
REMOVED, WILL GET OFF 
FOUR SHOTS rrl THE 

time your peacemaker 
Gives ONE SWIVEL . 1 


Hlnd iobscenity iff 

FOUR. SHOTS OF YOUR 
CAVALRY PISTOL f LIKE THE 
MATAOQ& WITH THE 


SINGLE THRUST OF HIS 
MULBTA t I CANCEL OUT 
YOUR PISTOL WITH A 




i OBSCENITY 

YOU TO TRY / 


OBSCENITY/ 




OH r RUTHIE — iVE GOT TO CHANGE AMO Y - DON'T 
GET" TD THE HOSPTAL TO VISIT BENTON THEY KNOW 
AND BUXTON f — ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE S , pg 
SILLY GUNS WHICH THEY SAY ARE FOR 
COLLECTING AND FOR TARGET PRACTICING M A^LY F£R 
AND FOR ADMERIMG. AND FOR KILLING? 

. SHOWING ! LEAPIN’ LIZARDS — _A - 


SWEETIE-- IF THE WORlD COULD SHARE 
YOUR WISDOM, MAYSE THEY'D STOP SELLING 
SURPLUS PISTOLS ANQ MAIL-ORDER RlFLES, 
ANQ THE DELINQUENTS WOULD HAVE TQ 

GET ALONG ON ZIP GUNS. __^ 



SIGH - IT'S LIKE BENTO IN 
SAYS-- IF ONLY PEOPLE 
WOULDN'T POINT WEAPONS 
AT ANYBODY* CAN YOU 
IMAGINE HOW SAFE WAR 
WOULD BE IF THE: SOLDIERS 
WEREN'T ALLOWED TO POINT 
WEAPONS AT ANYBODY ? 


ANNIE, HONEY-' 
SHUT UP AND TAKE 
YOUR BATH * 


END 




















































fl T THIS SEASON OP Tb£ YEAR, TOflPlTlDN GniHlttS 
KjTH AMD KIM AROUND THE HEASTH TO EXCHANGE 
GIFTS, BURN THE VULE W&, HANG THE MISTLETOE AND 
GET BLOTTO ON HOT TODD1CS. BUT TATS ADVENTURE 
FINDS HEARTH AND HOME ABOUT AS FAR AS YOU 
CAN SET - IN A CAPSULE, -SEEMINGLY STRANDED 
BEYOND THE STRATOSPHERE. AND HOW DID Ou£ 
HEROINE COME, WITH FELLOW ASTRONAUT ARTY 
O'KflYE, TO OUTER SPACE ? JUST COME WITH U£, 
DEAR READER, AND FIND OUT- IT'S THAT EASY"' 


■r - switch 
W OFF AND BACK TO ^ 
f OUR EltAgRtMENTSj 
f ASTRONAUT FANNY t 
— TALYYS TRfED WEIGHTLESS 
EATING, WEIGHTLESS OINK¬ 
ING, AND WEIGHTLESS 
SLEEPINGJ" - “BUT NOW, AS THE 
FIRST MAN. AND WOMAN 
TOGETHER m SPACE, LET US 
THY THE G REATEST 
L WEIGHTL65S E3TpERI - 

k mgr of 4ll ^7 


MERRV 


CHRISTMAS' 

merry"" 

CHRISTMAS, 


WORLD 



r I’M NOT 

A&OPT 

LUNCH, HQtj STREAM 
UNED Ll r L SPACE 
STATION •" I’M 
TALKING ABOUT 

weightless 

l ioma* H 


r -yes, ^ 

ASTRONAUT 
O l KAYE "• 
WOGHTLfSS 
HOMEM AKiriGJ 
'"SUPPOSE I 
PPEpAffE 
LUNCH - 




















I'flft Talking about 

HOLDING YOU CLOSE TO ME, 
LIKE THIS * I'M, TALKING ABOUT 
PRESSING YOU TO ME WHERE 
I CAN FEEL YOU “' WARM 
AND YIELDING- 



r - i'm TALKING ABOUT 
Flinging OPEN YouA, 
LAUNCH SUIT FACEPLATE 
WHERE I CAN KISS THE 
SOFT, TREM&LlNG LIPS 
k^ WITHIN — - 



THAT’S NICE- -ONLY ^ 
f THERE iSN'T ANY WARM, 
TREMBLING ANYTHING WJTHlN 
THAT LAUNCH SUIT, I TOOK IT 
OFF TO CHANGE INTO MV OUTER 
SPACE SLUT, WE’RE DUE TO 
l REACH OUR RENDEZVOUS 

SATELLITE - A 



AETYf 


F honest . 1 
astronaut 

O’KAYE - STOP/ 
p'M BUSY /THERE 
ARE THINGS 
I HAVE 
TO DO" J 

L (GIGGLE)/ J 


WHAT ARE 
YOU OPING? 
SOMEONE'S 
UA&LC 

ro see 


r TH £ i 

' WHOLE: 
FaiR'Oinkum 
town lit UP, 
AND THEY AIN'T 
EVEN GOT THE 
DfGGERY-DO 
, TO NOTICE- 





r COWE ON, ^ 
YOU Ll’L 
GRAVITY Fl E LD - 
IN QjJTgR 
SPACE / WrtO 
CAN SEE US 
WtTH THE TV 
COMMUNICA¬ 
TIONS SWITCH 

OFF ? J 


W moss 1 

r ARE THE } 

things 
i have 

to do- 

SWITCHING 
OFF THE 
TV 

COMMUNI¬ 
CATIONS 
AND LJKE 
THAT t l 


P - WALTER 
* CRON KITE a 

" Reporting/ a 

A HUGE JAM 
OF Fascinated 
SPECTATORS AR6 
FROZEN TO THE 
Giant SCREEN IN 
GRAND CENTRAL/ 
THIS WILL UN¬ 
DOUBTEDLY 
RATE THE 
f 0IGGEST 1 
NIELSEN IN ^ 
Lf HISTORY/ O, 



r AHEM/ FIRE RETRO- 

rockets; rendezvous cap¬ 
sule AHEAD/ AHEM/-'- WELL, 
ASTRONAUT FANNY-" WE ARE 
ABOUT TO BE THE FfRST 
HUMAN eeiNGS TO STEP OUT 
INTO OUTER SPACE / 



r -THIS EXPERIMENT 
IS THE CULMINATION OF 
THE YEARS OF WORK. &Y 
COUNTLESS MEN ■ FROM 
NEWTON (ISAAC) TO 
. GORDON - 



(FLASH )f 


















r ASTRONAUT OKAVt, 

I fJVIAGKNe THAT THIS 
PART OF THE OPERATION 
JS Th£ 0IT Wg CAN'T 
AFFORD TO SLOW- 


YESTAKING 
THE PHOTOS FOR 
Life i - WAIT A MIN¬ 
UTE * THBRE'S Some 
thing wrong with 
MY JET PAC^ f 



Qul CK t ANNIE "* 

see rp you can 

LOWER THE REV 

cycle on my 
oxygen PUMP- 


f then 

f AGAIN, 

J MAY 
NEED A 
FU6L- 

feeo 

ADJUST- 
i lYi ENT t 


LOSING 


CONTROLS 


r MAYBE 
THE COOL 
CONTROL 
IS AT TH£ 
WRONG 
SETTING! 


X&i 



W 

\ 1 ; / 


.ml m \ 

J" 1 



f THAT PIP IT! ^ 
WAS IT THE REV 
CYCLE T OlO THE 

Fuel feed need 

ADJUSTING ? DID YOU 
RESET THE COOL 
CONTROL 7 WHAT 
L OIDY0UOO? A 


r F SftftACK€0 1 

THAT MSAN 
CUD JET PACK 
WITH MY 
FIST i - 



r you ui 

ROCKET BOOSTER, 
YOU “ YOU ARC A 
LIVING EXAMPLE 
OF WHY OUTER, 
SPACE NEEDS j 
L WOMAN t 


f COHERE, YOU 1 
PURTY U J L FAV 
LOAD f WERE NOT 

Being monitored 

BY TV AND NOW 
i CAN'T NOBODY 

L see us i A 


FANNY? 


m 

! HlfATHlNk ] 


rmj. 

| 

m little 



r HONORABLE 
AMERiCAM ASTRO j 

nauts PLEASE not 

TO MOVE OR WlUL 
shoot same 
L DOWN ! A 


iNMoa ON 
<jj 3S3HJ. 

i 4.01 oi no a 

'BOWdS 51 
SfHU. i NMOa 
BWVS J-OUHS 
J.,hAO OOA 
ztJiTioo awys 
L J.OOHS A 



r JUST as I ^ 
SUSPECTED — 
CHINESE COMMIES f 
■■ HAV£ A CAR£ ? SIR! 

your country is 

TOYING WITH fFRE! 
WE REPRESENT 
L A MIGHTY 
it POWER - ^ 


WE HAVE 
NO FEAR OF 
PAPER TIGER 
US- GOVERN- 
MEN T ! 


r |SPEAK 
NOT OF THE U-S- 
GOVERNMENT! 
I SPEAK OF 

time , [N CJ 


















r pash American - 

MY HAWK MEN WILL 
TEACH YOU'- TO SPEAK 
THOSLV TO MING 
l OF fflONGQ- 


LOOK 

OUT FOR HJS 
DjSINTB ■ 

gratop i 


HOLD 


IT' 

HOLD 



SEIZE 

WHITE GIRL) 
SHE WILL BE 
MY QUEEN/ 


UfcHTff f 

put on 


HERE 

CO 1 Y 16 

THE 

LION 

M€W' 


LIGHTS/ 



r stop the ^ 
Film ) what kino 
Of A PReSENTATJON 
is This, S-rosuCKS? 00 

YOU EXPECT TO GET A 
SPACE-CAPSULE CONTRACT 
PROM THE- U.S. GOVERN- 
l WENT WITH 

THIS ? 


CALLING 
M,ZARkOV 
we NEED 
HELP) 


GENTLEMEN/ I'LL AOM.it 


MR. &IG6U CVS 


EOT HOW 



WE POKED UP THE ENDING, 
$DT IT'S ONLY A PRESEN¬ 
TATION -'A SUGGESTION 
FOR A NEW, JET- SET 
APPROACH TO THE SPACE 
RACE ) WHAT WE AC - 
COMPLfSH IN SPACE fS 
ONE TH NGrWHAT IS MORE 
IMPORTANT IS HOW WE 
KINDLE THE EMOTIONS OF 
THE TEEMING masses 
OF THE WORLD/ 


MAKES a telling 
POINT, GENTLEMEN' 
HOLLYWOOD HAS 
ABUNDANTLY 
DEMON STRATeO 
THAT TH£ WORLD 
likes TO see A 
PRETTY FACE ) 

- SEXY COSTUMES) 
-LA DOLCE 
VITA) 
"ACTION/ 


IN THE 
WORLD DC 
YOU PSoPcsE 
TO DELIVER 
S£*Y SPACE 
SUITS THAT 
WORK, NOT 
TO MENTION A 
SUCCESSFUL 
CHRLSTMAS- 
Eve 
SHOT? 







THERE WILL BE |, BUGS?Bur 
NOTHING MY ENGINEERS CAN'T 
IRON OUT 


r BESIDES, ^ 

r POWTT FORGET 1 
MY ULTIMATE 1 
ARGUMENT, B.ffl. 
'■'ON AlL 
CONTRACTS I 

land -an across 

THE-BOARD 

20 -peaceNT 

L KICKBACK. A 


r 1 LIKE IT, &D&. WE COULD 
ALSO DROP A STRING OF COBALT 
BOMBS FROM THE CAPSULE, ALONG 
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA - FOR 
L ADDITIONAL PROMOTIONAL , 
^ IMPACT. 



WELL 
BACK 
70 THE OlD 
DRAWING 
BOARD, 
£H? 




























r STOP THE 
CAMERAS' THE 
PENTAGON DIDN'T 
buy' there’s no 

SENSE IN PJUYllNG 
TAE SECOND PRES¬ 
ENTATION - 


TOUGH 

wou 


thank 


GOOD- 

wess/ 


KT^ 



CAN 
I COME 


STAY OP 
THEfcE, 


f fc/ENOW ' 
SHOOT THE 
SCENE WHERE 
MING, IN A 
BURST OF 
ArvfiERj HE 
RIP Off 
ASTEONftUT 
FANNY'S 
SPACE SUIT. 


FEDERICO 


1 DOWN, ■ 

Annie-honey. 1 

DADDY ? ■ 

1 WtkE NOT 

I I’M PICK ■ 

LICKED YET. 

TO DEATH ■ 

”■ HOW FAR 

OF BtiNG 

ARE WE INTO 

WEIGHT- 

THE MOON 

L LESS. M 

LANDING, J 



r YOU MEAN ^ 

gOSiYiONAUT FANNY. 
LET'S KEEP shooting 
th£ foreign-language 

YEPSjON OF THE SCENE - 
VJE'CL JUST CHANGE THE 
TITLES AND setx THE 
CONCEPT TO 
t PiHPUSH CHEV 


THE PENTAGON ^ 
MAY NOT BE INTER¬ 
ESTED IN AN APPROACH 
TO SPACE THAT KINDLES 
THE PASSIONS Of THE 
MASSES, PUT THC 
Russians are/ 
-PARTICULARLY WITH 
MY MING OF MONGO 
k ANGLE - A 










CAPITALIST 

TRASH' 


F£ very 
interesting, 

STUDYING 

CAPITALIST 

TRASH. 


Let 

USSTUCY 
TErtSH 
FOR A 
WHILE. 


PTOOie/ 


CAN 1 
l HAVE 
COPT 
OF 

TRASH? 


f 1 

TOO' 

I WOULD 

Like to 

TA*e rf 

F-IOM 6 FOG 

more 

INTENSIVE 
I STUDY- 


^ H£C NAME I £ 
ANNYEM FANNYEH 
MARK HER WELL, 
■w COMRADES. 


DETAIN- 

ECAT 6 / 


DISGUST 
IMS ' 


YECUM ! 


L 





J 


BY HARVEY KURI7MAN AN D Will f-LDEfi 
V/ITH JACK DAVIS 


OSmERSH' THE VERY NAME OF THIS ULTRA SECRET 
W SOVIET COUNTERSPY RPPftmr STRIKES TERROR 
IN THE HEART OF EVERY KOUK, SMERSR, ITS 

octopus mms raplhting from the kremlin 

TO THE WORLD CAPITALS, REACHES R PROBING 
FEELER FOR BRITISH AGENT JAMES BOMB, WHOM 
SMERSti WOULD SMASH LEST HE SMASH SiMERSH, 
SMERSH REACHES A SQUIRMING,.RED TENTACLE 
DIRECTLY ACROSS THE PATH OF OOP LITTLE 
INNOCENT- 


Y* 


9SS 


'M, 


W YOU WILL 1 
f STUDY THE 
PROJECTION 
ON THE SCREEN 
COMRADES. 1 - IS, 
HOW YOU SAY •” 
A FAWLD - HOWT 
FROM. A 
OECADCNT 
AWE RICAN 
L MAGAZINE. 


■ r 


% 


1 




.v 
















QAf'fY#, 
COMRADE ! 


I PON*T 

VOLUN¬ 

TEER' 


don't 
LQ ok 
AT 

MEf A 


ME 

NEITHER! 


Y COMRADES' PLEASE.' WE ARE HERE 

TO TRACK DOWN A FOREIGN AGSNT 
A FfifENO TO THIS iSORL, SOT A DEADLY 
ENEMY TO SMER$H. THIS SEEMINGLY 
INDESTRUCT.IBLF FALLOW f THAT ONE 
MUST SECRETLY ADMIRE) HAS SINGLE ; 
HANOEDLY LIQUIDATED NUMEROUS 
MEMBERS OF OUR. APpA&fiT, WE 
WILL NE€o A FEARLESS MAN 

to destroy thjs aggnt. 



r BQT in ORDER TO 

FIND THIS AGENT, we WILL 
NEED A MAN to STAY DAY 
AND NIGHT AS CLOSE AS 
POSSIBLE TO THIS LITTLE 
, ANNYEH FANNYEA t 


volunteer . 11 



RELAY. 

COMRADES, WE 
HAVE OUR OWN 
SECRET AGENT'” 
IVAN FLAMYJNK t 
FOR Him, KILLING 
ESA FUN THING. 



GO, AG ENT FLAMYINK 
KILL SOMEBODY 
A LITTLE, FOR THE 
COMRADES’, 


Hf 

SURE IS 
A FlNfE 
DOKTY- 
RAT 

KILLER' 


W MY 1 

r ROD,BOY' 1 

1 PLEASURE,! 

LOOK. 

1 COM- 

WHAT A 

J 

FUN THING 

IT IS FOR 



T HEY/ HOW 
COME WHEN 
BRITISH AGENT 
KILLS HE'S 
jSECRETLY ADMIRED 
AND WHEN I 
KILL, I AM 
“OOftTV RAT"? 


NEVER MIND, AGENT FLAMYJNK f WE 
KNOW THE BRITISH AGENT WILL PASS 
THROUGH NEW YORK THilS WEEK t WHERE 
HS WJLL NO POUSr SEEK OUT THIS LITTLE 
Ann YEN FANNYEM FOR FEMALE COM - 
PAN30N5HIP. YOU 1 WILL THEREFORE 
STODY HER PICTURE - /AAMQ0IZE IT, 
TEAR IT OP A NO SWALLOW IT J 



CAN I 
HOVSOME ? 


PLEASE, AQENT FLAMYlNK, DO NOT 
TALK WITH A FULL MOUTH. YOU WILL 
PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO NEW YORK, 
WHERE, THROUGH ANN YE H fANNYEH 
YOU WILL FrNQ AND DESTROY JAMES 

bomb, better known as ooa?- 

AREA CODE 212 . 


HOW COME 
NO ONE EVEN 
CALLS MS 
COMRADE? 



























S'ou / 

Ir YOU ! M 

ir YOU' " 

18 r not ^ 

TAKE WY 

TAKE MY 

1 TAKE YOUR 

jf You! \ 

BAGS INTO 

SU.TS TUBE 

A CLOTHES 

Trte Other. JR 
Podia f ® 

PRESSED/ jB 

1 OFFJ j 

^ " HER/ 1 





|| NEW L li-ir -i: V.-:£/ 


^ iVfGor 

|1 YORK I lf - SOON AS 1 « 


EKACTUY Bf 

tLr-E-J GOT YOUR NOTE, 1 


YO MINUTES H 

1 CUSHED rilOi-IT 

IN MEW /al 

Rf OVER. 1 iV i-: BEEN HH 

, YORK/ £ 

G'TT.'NG HERE ! 


WRITING, iwy 


Ir4 i'll NEW YEAR'S JEtffe 


3 fti£JX RESOLUTIONS. 


M& • j • j/* 

^ r ^ 1 1 ft > -n 

y /vJiiHHHr 1 

3m t: t -.;* \ J , • j "iff fl 

i 

t¥ Xmj 1|9 . £jp ■ 




YOU T DARUNG, 1 
6 fG \ a HAVE GOT 
sjlly/ \ the troubles 

YOU'Re 1 OF THE WORLD 
ALWAYS l OrtiYY 
50 SERI DOS, ISHOULOERS. 

shoulders. Wf,: 


CARCPUL/ 
THAT'S A 
DEADLY 
BCRETTA 
UNDER MV 
ARMPiT / 



AND MOW, 

YOU LITTLE GCJOSE, 
QUICKLY-'"' I'M 
□US IN I5TANEUU 
TONIGHT- J 


AH'THg 

CHAMPAGNE:! 


LOVELY 

DAY, 



■" UNL4&S 
tT RALNS. 


I M 


1 Jr j 

t f 


\ r 




’" SOT THE 
CROCO OlLES 
LAUGH IN THE 
SON* 



-■'NOT IF THE 
TABLECLOTH 
SNEEZES 
HIGH UP, 



E€N Y WEENY 
DlXae DEENY 

SKJ N AW AC RACIER 
TOM A (YD NEENY- 






















IF VOU ARE 
CO NF USED, ANNIE, 
THIS FELLOW IS A 
BRITISH AGENT, 
SENT BY V WITH 
INSTRUCTIONS 
, For m.e- 


0007, AREA COOE 212 ■- SOMETHING’S 
UP AT SMERSU/ WE DON'T KNOW 
WHAT, BUT SINCE YCOteE OUR 
NUMBER-ONE SmERSh- SMASHER , 
STAY ON VOURTOes.f ■" AND OH, 
YES OOd ARM ORE Q HAS M ADE 
SOMETHING SPECIAL FDR VOUf 



A NEW WEAPON, EH ?HAH/ 
VERY CLEVER' - LOOKS LIKE 
A PLAIN OLD CLUB. DOES IT 
FIRE THROUGH THE 1 HANDLE ? 
DOES IT SHOOT FLAME 7 POISON 
GAS? A LASER SEAM? A 
COLLAPSIBLE Aft CANNON ? J 


NONE Or- THAT/ 
THERE'S THE 
BEAUTY OF IT, 
WHO WOULD 
SUSPECT THAT 
THIS PLAIN OLD 
CLUB IS ACTUALLY 
JUST A plain 

old club? 


T Now / 

YOU WILL 
PROCEED 
TO CENTRAL 
PARK, 
THERE WILL 
BE A BOAT 
WAITING ON 
TH£ LAKE' 


1 



f \ HAVE 

f TO FINISH ^ 

MY LIST OF 1 

NEW YEAR'S 
RESOLUTIONS, WHY 
DON'T YOU MAKE SOME 

With me and we'll both 

Swear, CROSS OUR 
HEARTS, KrSS OUR 

l Pinkies to toe * 

^ sky, J 


PLAIN OLD 
CLUB ? *tft 
MUST BE GOING 
BALMY, 
WHAT'S 

THAT?-' SOUNDS 
LIKE A 
HELICOPTER/ 



SMERSH/ 





























r forget ct f N 

THEY LEFT FIFTEEN 
MINUTES AGO/-■> LEAp lN k 

LIZARDS ' HEftfc f HEY 

, come agajn 7 y 


r -OR WAS iT 

the £TQC«-TO THE 
TRIGGER. PLATE AND 

The &ott to The 

BAPRCL ■? 



OF COUfiSE, ONE WEU- ^ 
placed shot with the bebeiTjA , 

COMPENSATING PROPERLY FOR 
DRIFT AND STRIKING THE STABILIZE R 
BLADE AFT OF THE ROTOR BEARING 
WOULD 4AW\ TH£ UNIVERSAL 
V AND SEND THEM INTO 

X. a flat spin t yuH 


i'll swash 
'em with the 
CLUB* 



7 VOD’Rt XI 
f ALWAYS \ 
INSOMWCH 1 
DANGER, 
JiittZiE* 

ALL THIS 

needless 

DEATH AMO 
OBSTRUCTION ! 
DOESN'T JT 
BOTHER YOU? 
WHY DON'T 
YOU TURN 
OYER A 

1 NEW LEAF i 
\ WITH / 
\ ME / 



DfilNKHu 7 

OH. 

HO HO f 


y more 

f MONEY? 

By h* 

HAHA.I 

STOP/ 


THIS IS 
TOO 
MUCH ! 


Hr i-i- i 

J RESOU/e, . 

i* 

3 MORE j 


") MORE \ ‘ 

I NO MORE 


1 STAYrNG 


J •■■-. A rT NO W 

[ ORINKJNG ] 

Y NO ^ 

1 OUT / 

/NO } 

YOUR / 

III 

f MOCc 

LATE, r Ji 

f MOft£ 

{ MONEY //NO W 







NO 

MO&E 

KILLING 


WHAT 

MAKES YOU 
THINK 
KILLING 
BOTHERS 
ME3 , 



TH£ ONLY THING THAT BOTHERS 
M£ ABOUT KILLING JS THE OCCASIONAL 
MESS. FRIGHTFULLY DIFFICULT TO 
GET OUT THE BLOODSTAINS, 

YOU KNOW- ^ 

C YAAGH ! THfR.E’3 A SPOT! 



OUT, 
PAWNED 
SPOT * 


WHAT 

MAKES 

HEP 

THINK IT 
60THERS 
ME? 


UNCLEAN : 
UNCLEAN/ 






































^ J’flrt .'NOT JUST A COMMONPLACE 
kill£P, YOU- KNOW. i'M legal / r 
HAV£ A GOVERNMENT KfLLrrflG LICENSE 
I WAVE O FACIAL DOCUMENTS/ 
CERTIFICATES/ l HAY£ ”> I HAVE ,,J 



fAAAH/ WHY KID MYSELF' yj 
IT'S 0EEN BOTHERING ME “ 
MORE AND MORE / THE 
DOCTOR YES AFFAIR / THAT 
GOLOTHUMBER ADVENTURE;, 
the killing? / i see their 

EYES AT NIGHT, WHEN J 
TRY TO SLEEPS STORING 
,AT ME - * 


t J Resowe. 

yz AniniE^ 

HA '■ 1 RESOLVE 

RE/ NEVER."TO KILL 
IG AGAIN / KlSfl 
L . WY PiNKie 
Vi TO THE SKY/J 

:^v 


r LOOK. 
JAMES ■- 
HERE'S 
THE BOAT 
THEY SAID 
WOlf LO S£ 
WAITING- 


% ! "T-AES ' 

!V 

A. • .•,!** F 



r we're ^ 

ALL ALONE. 

UNSTRAP your 

5EPETTA AND YOUR 
COLLAPSIBLE RIFLE 
AN€> TREAT ME 
ROUGH LIKE IN 
L the hotel. j 


r YES ■" TAKE ' 
OFF YOUR 
CLQTHES u-ER, 
NO WAIT' 
MAYBE JUST 

take-;- Off* YOUR 

GLOUSE j " ER J ' r 
l NO — AWEM 



r IT'S NO USE/ WHEN I RESOLVED 
NOT TO S£ A KCLlER ANYMORE, f 
GAVE uP MY BELIEF IN MY BRUTAL 
MASCULINE IMAGE. I GAVE UR MY 
DREAM OF : SECRET AGENT OOD 7 , AREA 
CODE 21 Z. HNQ WHAT ARE w£ 
WITHOUT OOP DREAMS, SiJT 
k SOFT, EMPTY SHELLS? ^ 


WHY, 
JA ME S ! 

■you're 

Slush¬ 

ing/ 






fcr ■ 


Jr 







^(Mfc 

\ t 



jvY/j' 



r SOFT, EMPTY T 
SHELLS ”■ HOW 

right you are 

JAMES BOMS, 
SECRET AGENT 
0007, AR£A i 
V CODE 212/ < 


I VAN 

FLAMYIN^ 

OF 

SN\€RSHl 


^ JAMIE / HE 

pR agged me on 

THE: BOAT AND TOOK 
MY CLOTHES WHILE 
VOtJ WERE HAVrNG 
YUJJR TANTRUM/ 


HOW CAN THE INTREPID BRITISH AGENT 
SAVE HBASELF WHEN HE HfiS RESOLVED TO 
KILL NO MORE. BND KISSED HiS PINKIE TO 
THE SKY? DON'T FAIL TO MISS THE 
CONCLUSION OF THIS THRILLING JAMES 
BOMB ADVENTURE IN THE NEK .7 INSTALL¬ 
MENT OF "LITTLE flEKNID FUNNY. 1 ' 




*V 

■r\ 

Si 

I jtfi 










































I 



**—v _ -Jig M 

| f OH, JAMIE/ ^ 

/ / HE MADE ME GIVE 

f him mv clothes and 

\ l TOOK MV PEACE WHILE 
—. M you w£R£n't 
fl \ watchimg. 




BY HARVEY KURJZMAN m> WILL EU?£R 
WITH RUSSHEATH t FRANK FRAZETTA 


1 RfcflflT ir OF A TWO "PART JAMES BOMB ADVENTORE, 
is SYNOPSIS - SMERSH, THE SOVIET COUNTERSPY 
APPflmr, HAS SENT AGENT IVAN FLA MV INK TO 
LIQUIDATE BOMB. MEANWHILE, ANNIE HRS PERSUADED 
BOMB TO MAKE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION NOT TO 
KILL ANYMORE *« A VOW THAT DEPRIVES HIM OF 
HIS FAITH-DREAM IN HIS OWN MASCULINE KILLER 
IMAGE, "WHAT ARE WE WITHOUT OUE DREAMS BUT 
SOFT, EMPTY SHELLS?' SIGHS BOMS. P HOW RIGHT YOU 
ARE," SNEERS ANNIE, REMOVING HER SOFT, EMPTY 
SHELL, REVEALING SMEftSH AGENT IVAN FLAMY]E1K/ 





WE WILL MOTOR to Th£ COV£, JAMES SOM6, 
AGENT 0007, AREA CODE 212, 

DISPOSE OF YOU 
SUSPICIOUS MOVE, AMO COOTY-TODT-TOOT' 

mow ■" HANDS UP * 


., where r will 
DELICATELY, TNE LEAST 





AS we RAISE OUR MAN os, YOU WILL DROP THAT^S 

tarpaulin, thus distracting his attention. 

That SHOULD GIVE ME PRECISELY TWO AND ONE- 
HALF SECONDS ENOUGH TIME TO NUDGE THE 
MUSHROOM ANCHOR OVER THE SIDE, YANK rN& THE 
TOWLINE COILEDAROOND Hl£ FOOT* THIS WILL THROW 
HIM OFF BALANCE TO THE RIGHT, SWINGING HIS 
PISTOL AROUND JN A TRAJECTORY SIX CENTI¬ 
METERS PAST M.V LEFT EAR, GIVING ME JUST 
ENOUGH ROOM FOR A STUNNING KARATE 
CHOP TO THE VEGA NERVE, 



































I'M AN EMPTV SHELL, 

SINCE i PROMISED r ^ 

WOULDN'T WLL ANYM OG£ f 
I CAN'T CO ANYTHING RJQHT 
WITHOUT MY KILLER MYSTIQUE/ 
<30 AHEAD AMD SHOO'D 
V FLAMYfNK. 




f WHAT AN 0PPORTTUN rTY * 
LET WE kill him* let we 

KJLL THE COMMIE RAT'FJNK.' 
I'M LEGAL t I HAVE OFFICIAL- 

government killer 

PAPERS f DON'T LOOK AT 

k we that wav, ann ie * , 




NOBODY ever keeps resolutions, any wav 


how shall i killyou? let me count 

THE WAVS t SHALL I USE Th£ AfitfETTA f 
SLOW, BUT NEAT, THE HOTCHKISS ? MESSY, 
EUT SORE. THE FLAMM&MWeftFGRT 
t CLUMSY, 6UT THOROUGH V 



r hell t 

i’ll use the 
OAM N CLUB t 
TOTALLY 
impractical, 
L BUT A FUN 
\ THING/ a 


LEAP IN 


LiZAftPS , 

Jimzie / 

TH£Y ? RE 

Coming 

FROM ALL 
SIDES/ 









































r LET THEM COtAEf 
I'M ALL RIGHT NOW / 
DON'T YOU SEE, Art N IE - 
to have Blind faith - 
TO BELIEVE f(M ONESELF 
GIVES ONE THE WfLL 
V TO GO ON f 


$0*A£TIME£ 1 
t TMJNI4 
SOtfE PEOPLE. 
ShoulonY 
HAVE TTHE WILL 
TOGO Oti. 


DAY LINE 




PHVP 



























Y C-CAN ^ 
I GET our 
NOW, S-S^ SOLLY? 
THE REPORTERS 
WILL NEVER 
C-COME IN THIS 
WEATHER, JUST 

ro see me 

L S-S-SWIMMING. J 


VEY'KOfiTZMflrt^ND WiLLELDEl 
JACK DAVIS t fRftf#, FgflZeTJA 


S T IS SAID THAT JUSTICE IS BLIND. MOT 
SO IN THIS STANZA, HAD JUSTICE INDEED 
BEEN BLIND, WE WOULD HAVE HAD NO 
STORY TO TELL ON THE MV OUR LITTLE 
EYEFUL WAS BROUGHT BEFORE THE ERR 
(N a BATHING SUIT - 


r SWEETIE - BABY N 
EVEM IF IT'S LENA THE 
HYENA, SWUM MING OUT 
OP SEASON ALWAYS ; 
^ MAKES PAGE ON£, A 

THrNK OF THE 
PUBLICITY AND YOU WON’T 
MIND TME COLD. 



V IT'S 
NOT THE 
C'GOLD I MIND, 
IT’S THE TOPLESS 
0-BATHING 
c SUIT/ 


f I'VE NOTIFIED ^ 

the fapfrs, 
the wire Services 
AND THE TV NETWORKS' 
THE CROWDS WILL 
BE CONVERGING 
ANY MINUTE 
k. NOW - > 


-AND 

HERE 

THEY 

COME 




















me CEO WPS CONVERGED, ALL RIGHT ■» ONLY THEY WERE ALL P0UCEMEN / 


THE ACCUSED WILL POST 
EAlLj PEinOejnG TRfAL FDR 
INDECENT EXPOSURE — 

disturbing the peace - 


INDECENT EXPOSURE 
AMO DfSTUKSlNG THE 
PEACE ? ON THAT 
l DESERTED BEACH? 


T»" where's 
A PHONE 9 I 
WANT TO MAkE 
A C ALL/ 



CASiilEJ 


f^TCLA 

PAPER, i 
PV 6- 
LICITV, 
BABY. 


J we ll get me be&t lawyers and ^ 

r I FIGHT THIS THING, TO THE SUPREME COURT 

Even if it takes every penny we've 

COT/- UNFORTUNATELY, IWv 6POKE at the 
PRESENT, BUT Ypo-LL N£V£R REGRET 
PUTTING UP THE BALL MONEY SWEETIE/ 
THIS STRIKES AT Th£ VERY 
HEART OF TH£ SlLL OF RIGHTS/ 
FflEEDOAA TO UN DC ESS/ 



f 4 COURTROOM^ 
COlNFESSJON/ 
*" DIXON MASON 
DID IT AfiAlNi / 


DikON MASON, HERE'S £s,OOQ 
ON RETAINER AND $1,000 AGAINST 

expenses/ take my case. 


r OH, SOLLY- 
WE'LL NEVER 
SE ABLE TO 
AFFORD THE 
MON£Y TO 
HIRE OIKON 
l MASON f 


SWEETS-&ABY 
WHAT'S MONEY 
TO A LAWYER 
WHEN ME HAS A 
CHANCE TO RE- 
DEFINE THE FifiST 
AMENDMENTS 


TAKE MY 
CASE! 
TAKE MV 

I case/ 



]L i 

MjT ;V^ 1 

1. V j. i 

II .-* T-* ■■ ■ 

tJ.-tib .- T J '‘ 

» ; . , i JL . £ 



f_ l/ V.' 



f -AND SO, £VEN 

THOUGH MY 
| CLiSNT WAS THE- 
ONLY OTHER 
PERSON PRESENT 

in the high-flying 

U- Zj I WILL PROVE 
HE WAS (NOT THE 
ONE WHO 
MURDERED 
i, THE PILOT/ . 


r __—^ |H£ N 

WON’T se 
ABLE TO 
RESIST THIS 
TEST OF THE 
CONSTITUTION 


BUT, SOLLY-- JF 
THIS MAN is me 
BEST TRIAL LAWYER 
IN TOWN, HOW CAN 
WE AFFORD 
HIM ? 


iCONFesin 
iCONFESSJ 
I MURDERED 
HIM / IT WAS 
A PERFECT 
CRIME. 1 OH 
PRAT THAT 
OlVON 

mason/ 



f I CONFESS*^ 

« CONFESS/ 

I'tfi THE 
WURDeRERf 
I MIGHT AS 

well give up 

IF 0IK0N MASCK1 
IS TAKING 
l THE CASE/ \ 


YOUR CASE 
SOUNDS 
INTERESTING 
i'll take 
YOUR CASE , 


HE'S 

TAKING 

HIS 

CASE/ 


' ‘IVE BEEN 

CHARGED WJTH 

TH6 MURDER 

of my butler, 

IN A SEALED 
ROOM THAT MAD 
NO VISIBLE 
MEANS OF ENTRY 
OR EGRESS — 

A PERFECT 
FRAME-UP - 




























































T NO MORE CASES ? 
CASE) MO WORE CASES ! 

race I Mj^Nk \ f i ake'\1 

W'3ti / J * :i II f uGt> 


OTHER \ Die rr 
COURT- \ AGAIN 

Room l 
confess i otif 
OH,THAT / TAKE 
OIXON / Jgj 

MASON!/ VCASE 




JNE 

f TAKE 1 

I 4 [ > ; 

[ HER 

£ M \ ; 

|l CASS t 1 


- ? - 



I CONFESS! I'M THE 
MURDERER! 


HOW 15 ONE 

TO PeSlST ThE 
W(DE - EYED 
INNOCENCE OF 
A &EAOTIFUL 
CHJLQ? I k LL 
TAKE YOUR 
CASE, 


CASES' 

MORE 

'in' »■« ■ 

CASES! 


OH,THAT DIXON 
MASON! HE QJD IT 

. again / 


-L&APIN U2AEDZ! 
AND I DIDN'T EVEN 
, KIEL ANYBODY. 



I HAVE 
$15 LEFT 
IN THE SANK 
AND J CAN 
50RfiOW 
ANOTHER: 
$5 FROM 
RDTHfE - 


LET US 

dfscdss your 
CASE AWAY 
FROM THEDE 
CLOWNS, MY 
DEAR - YOU, 
SIR, ARE, OF 
COURSE, READY 
TO PAY MY 
RETAINED 7 



AND 


/ *<E IN V* liS 10 


the bank 

AND 

ANOTHER 
$5 FROM 
RUTHIE! 
- HYUK 
VUKVUK! 


Y 

IC 


YOU WANT 
TO RETAIN 
OJXON MASON 
FOR $15 IN 
THE BANK 
AND ANOTHER 
is FROM 
RUTHIEf 


COME ON, T 
6ABY «■ LET'S 
FIND A 

LAWYER 
WHO IS 
&EYON0 
MERE 
material 
CONSIDERA¬ 
TIONS! 



' HERE'S 1 
A MAM 
WHO SEES 
BEYOND 
THE 
CASH 

REGISTER 

SWEETIE- 

BABY. 


r hel-layo^ 

DEFENDER 
ANO . 
DE-FENDER! 
YOU WANT 
TO SPEAK 
TO MISTER 
DEFENDER 

smo*? 

JUST A 


AYUTE/ 



MONEY? 

OUR 


' hey, pop! ^ 

THERE'S A 

eio-MOneY 
CLIENT ON 
THE PHONF ( 
wants US 
TO SETTLE; 
AN ESTATE, 
CAN WE 
TAKE HIM 
l On f 


THEN 


1 MAYBE M 

1 PRIME 

f WE CAN ■ 

CONCERN 1 

ALSO I 

IS NOT 

TAKE ON I 

1 MONEY 1 

l A SECRE' | 

fc J 


















































































we 1 Re CONCERtt-ED WITH THE 
REFINEMENT OP THE LAW/ WHY 

SHOULD we Bfi CONCERNED 

WITH MONEY f 

HERE’S OUR LAST DOLLAR 
FOR LUNCH, BRING SACK CHANGE 
OE l r LL BREAK YOUR HEAD / 


RrOHT, FOP/ 
YOU WATCH THE 
SWITCHBOARD 
WHILE I RUIN 
DOWN FOR THE 
SOUP GREENS 
A NO BLACK 
BREAD/ 



BUT FIRST. 
MRS,GftlDGE 
THE ATHEIST 
IS WAITING 

to see us. 


A DOLLAR BILL. 1 
FILTHY RELIGIOUS 
PROPAGANDA f IT 
HAS^GOC^PRlNTED 
l ALL OVER IT f 



r she's thoroughly ^ 

OBiNQyrous,, but wakes an 1 
INTERESTING CASE/ SITING 
THE GOVERNMENT FDR STAMPING 
THE NAME OF THE DEITY ON 
HER MONEY - INFRINGEMENT 
L OF FREEDOM of religion a 
L. and all that / Jl 


swe’SA 
6IG PAIN. 
BUT SH£ 
HAS A VALID 
ISSUE,' 
WE'L L JAKE 
THE CA§f> 


1) 


t 

mn 


: 

* 

L. * •' • 

L 

Wjlr; ^ 

JLJ 

1! 



mt „ i 

' \ , J tMT " 1 F-l 

aM *IJ 2 

AS • , . . j 



r lo rum jm'RE 

HAT£ SPEECHES, 
SOT NOT TO ME/ 
IT ] S A MATTER OF 
OPINION/ | SPIT ON 
THEM, /1 O0NT MAKE 
HATE SPEECHES/ f 
L SPIT ON YOU, TOO / 


MR.ROCKHEAD THE ^ 
NAZI, IS ALSO WAITING. 

- WANTS TO SUE THE 
CITY FOR NOT LETTING 
HIM MAKE HATS SPEECHES 
IN THE PARK / 




MR, SOLLY 
BRASS 

and ive GOT 

LITTLE TO HAVE 

ANNIE A 

LAWYER / 


JUST ONE MINUTE, 
SWE6TIS -SASV ' WE DIDN'T 
MIND WAITING OUR TURN 
AFTER THOSE UN-AMERICAN 
RAT-FINKS, &UT J h M NOT 
GOING TO LET ANY OF 
YOU PUSHY NAZI'COMMIES 































r SIR, ILL HAVE 
YOU KNOW I'M A 
LOYAL, PATRIOTIC 
CF-tlLO MOLESTER/ 

i ] m running for 

MY LIFE FROM A 
MO& OF IRATE 
L CITIZENS/ 


LYNCH- 
M 06 

JUSTICE/ 

we'll 


MUST HIRE 
A LAWYER 
PROMPTLY/ 


STRING 


7 LET S GO, ^ 
r sweeue, 

CHEAP LAWYERS 
A UKE 
CHEAP DOCTORS, 
'V* IF THEY'RE 
ANY GOOD, YOU 
CAM ore IN 
. THE WAITING 
f RO OM ! 


S^. ■ jJ\ 


I? 

■m 


1 - 9 ^ 


vSv 




f ISN’T IT THR[LLING h 
SOLLY ? THE CUTEST 
JUDGE ACQUITTED Me 
FAIR AND SOUARE, AND 
I OWE IT ALL TO MV 

su&ardaddY 6 re bucks 

WHO HlftEQ TIME VERY 
CLEVEREST LAWYER 
V for ME. 


AREN’T 

YOU 

ASHAMED 
FOR HAYING 
SO LITTLE 
FAITH 
IN OUR 
LEGAL 
SYSTEM * 


WANT EC 



* » T L 


MUCH 


LETTER 



POOR SOLLY N 

I'LL VISIT HJM OFTEN- 
IT'S TOO 0AO HE COULOnT 
HIRE A CLEVER 
LAWYER, TOg. J 



































WAIT'LL. 

VtXJ 


SURF GANG, 
RALPMlE. 

THEV'RE SO 
DEDICATED- 
A TRUE SURFER 
UO€S(NT 
THINK ABOUT 
ANYTHING 
i BUT 
^ SURFING. . 


r^UfiFlNG CAPTURES THE HEART Of OUR HEROINE 
$J AS IT WILL CAPTURE VOURS -THIS GOOD, CLEAN, 
HEALTHY SPORT WHERE ONE SEES UTHE f TANNED, 
WELL-KNIT BODIES DISPORTING THEMSELVES AMIDST 
TJ-IE CRASHING' SURE IN ft STARTLING ARRAY OF 
BRIEFS AND 3IKIN5S, 

THE &URFING PART' IS VERY TJKING, HOWEVER, AND 
YOU WIGHT NOT GO FOR THAT. 



-HOT 

(GULP) 

ANY¬ 

THING? 


■"LIKE 

J WHEN 1 
[ Y0U'££ 1 

HANGING 
TEN, 
LOCKED 
IN AND 
SQUEAKING 
THROUGH 
A CEO-HOT 
TUBE L " A 
WHIP- 
TURN 
WILL 
WIPE 
[ YOU 
V Out/ j 



LOOK OUT 
FOR: THE LITTLE 
OLD MAN / 


HEAD \W 
FOR THE U 
DUNES/ JJ 



TAEYVe GOT 
THE STAR OF 
(INDIA. 1 


STOP 
IN THE 
NAME 
OF THE 
LAV// 


































r THERE \ 
( WAS AT 

WAitoEA, TWENTY- 
FOOT PIPES R04JNG 
UP IN PERFECT SETS 
’■-JUST (ftE AND MY 
. SURF SUNNY- j 


aIVfi A WOODre 

ANYTIME. YOU SET A OIN& IN YOUR SKEG 
AND YOUR FOANUE'S HftO IT/ 


-SEE 

U/HAT t 
MEAN ? 


A - NOT \ 

r EVEN 
ACCIDENT f 
CRIME ? EARTH - 
QUAKE ?^SOME ¬ 
BODY SHOULD l£ao 
THESE PEOPLE 
INTO SETTER 
Y WAYS / j 



r STRANGE ! 

SUDDENLY 
THE AIR LS STtLL 
NO VOJCES *«■ NO 
glCOS NO WAVES 
AS IF SOME 
UNKNOWN OREAD 
iS APPROACHING^ 


5H -* RALPH-fE 
YOU INSULT THE 
SlG KAHUNA / HE 
|g Trie tEADEE. 




















LANDLUBBER* YOU WHO SPEAK OF 
LEAPING MV GGEMMLES I AM LEADER 
HERE ' I AM THE SUPREME HOT DOGGER 
ON THE BEACH »' THE HIGH HO-DAD — THE 
BIG KAHUNA ! WHO ARE YOU* SURF-NERF ? 

tim\/T7eT .SURFER FROM A SKATE BOARD ? 
» A BAGGIE FROM a BIKINI ? 







THERE YOU GO StflN&INO riN RELIGION.' JUST BECAUSE 
SURFERS HAVE SPECIAL WAYS* ET'S NO REASON TO FEEL 
DISCRIMINATED AGAINST - 


DISCRIMINATION WORKS IN 
SUBTLE WAYS. YOU CAN FEEL IT EM A 
GLANCE ^ IN A CURLED LrP - 



don T mind the sig kahuna* 
ralphiE. he doesn't wean 
WHAT HE SAYS- COME LIE DOWN 
IN THE SUN BY ME. 


maybe i’d BETTER GO, 
annie. not knowing 
ANYTHING ABOUT SURFING 
I KINO OF FEEL LEFT OUTt 

cwscrim iMrtreo against/ 


COm LEAVE THIS 
OUTSIDER* ANNIE- 
HIS PRESENCE 

desecrates THIS 
gremmie-ground. 

com L " YOU Y/ILL 
BE WY BEACH BUNNY. 
TOGETHER WE W(LL 
WAIT FOR A WAVE 





_ *. rt I 1 ip-T V\Tl/ I 1 

- trom Pi NG l ( OUCH f } SOMEHOW/' 
IT SETS YOU APART/ fOQF. r J MAKES 
YOU FEEL UNWANTED 7 f UOH /} 
-'‘THAT'S WHY I THINK I'D 
V BETTER GO - ^ 




NOW WAIT/ DON'T > 
GET HYSTERICAL' RUN 
FOR THE HIGH GROUND/ VQtt'T 
LOSE YOUR HEADS/ YOU’fiE 
v RUNNING THE WG0N6 WAY/ . 


r WHO'S > 
LOSING 
OURHEADS/ 
Bfiaa A. 


i#j» ! 

[TV i Jjl 

r \*wr, 



Use/ 





















































ANNIE.' 

WAIT.' 


mmm 


7 JueMKM 

t W 




YOU YE \ / YDUVE 
LOST YOUR j J LOST YOUR 
PERSPECTIVE/M SENSES/ 



A PERFECT WAVE / 
A PERFECT wave i 


LOOK 
AT THAT 

CURL/ 


IT'LL PEEL 
FOREVER/ 



LOOK OUT/WERE HEADED 
FOR THE ROCK PILE / 


ANNIE'S 


^ HER HEAP IS WEDGED BN THE 
BREAK WATER AND JF SHE DOESN’T 
GET LOOSE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, THE 
. TSDE WILL COME LN AND DROWN HER 

V '-AND the whole bit/ ^ 


STUCK/ 































6JG 

kahuna! 
whatll 
we do* 

OH SJ& 
KAHUNA? 


r we must 
GET LOTS OF 
PAHS AN0 BAIL 
FURIOUSLY? 

INOjNO 
THAT WOKl - 
\ WORK ! J 


r we must 

SURF AG AIM ST 
THE ROCKS WITH 
ALL Qt/ft MIGHT/ 
-NO, NO . 1 THAT 

L won't work / 


I KNOW 



THE 

Sl'G KAHUNA 
£ SUDDENLY 
A LITTLE 
KAHUNA. 


/ STAMO ASIDE? 

/ m. TELL YOU WHAT > 
f TO DO/ ” THE PRIMARY 
boulder lies across a 
FULCRUM WHICH FORMS 
A COMPOUND LEVER WITH 
THE THIRD BOULDER - LET 
H V' B€ THE LOAD AND ' L £ " 
THE EFFORT ARM A NO 
, ^W^THE LOAD 
i THEREFORE, 1 TIMES W J 

^ eqlals e timbs e - A 


f L£T$ 
ALL GO 
OUT 

AND WAIT 
FORA 
WAVe/ 


* “ ■ ilk n 4| 




H Hr* "V 

Wm* z. i 


SiFW« w 




-A Sharp 
RAP. JUST BELOW 
THE CENTER OF 
GRAVITY H£RE f 
ANO — 



’ let this se a lesson y 

TO YOU AGAINST 1 

DISCRIMINATION, &r£ 
KAWUNA — FDR A STRONG 
SOCIETY IS A SOCrETY 
OF MANY DIFFERENT 
TYPES WHO CAN DC 
MANY DIFFERENT THINGS 
AND MEET MANY j 

l DIFFERENT SmJATIONS.i 


WHAT 
A ©RAIN 


YOU'RE 
MY VERY 
OWN HO- 
DAO. 

l RALPHlE. 


you'r e eight , 1 

from NOW On 
WE'RE GOING TO 
TREAT YOU LIKE 
A REGULAR 
HOT DOGGER. 
THE SURFERS 
NEED A GRSMMIE 
LIKE YOU ON 
THE GEACH - 



- WITH YOUR. 
GRAINS, YOU CAN 
HELP US GET RID OF 
THE SlNDRKELERS.' 

































f smsfWT 

-*? 


Mgt 

. 9 3 r«ji 

OLLVWOOD / ITREflMfiVILLEj U.S.fl.l T7HSELTOWN ! 
WHERE UNKNOWN YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN FROM 
ALL OVm THE LAN V WORK AND PLAY, PRAYING THAT 
SOMEDAY THEY WILL BECOME ACTORS AND ACTRESSES! 
HOLLYWOOD/' WHERE SANDRA DEE, CONNIE. STEVENS, 
TRQV DONAHUE ..CARROLL BAKER AND FABIAN WORK 
AND PLAY, PRAYING THAT SOMEDAY THEtf WILL BECOME 
ACTORS AND ACTRESSES/ INTO THIS BAGHDAD ON THE 
PACIFIC STEPS SOLLY, THE AGLMT, WITH OUR HEROINE - 








■ - 


By HARVEY KURTZMA.N AMO WILL ELDER 
WITH JACK DAVSS AND LARRY SlEGF L 


/ LFAPIN 
W LIZARDS, SOLLY- 
f IT'S EXCITING \ 
BEING Meet in HOLLY' 1 
WOOD, WATCHING THEM 

MAKE'DOOMSDAY* 

jMOYieSl QOQH , LOOK. * 
THAT BLAST MUST 6 E TH£ 
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST 
SCENE FOG THE N6WFILM 
" DR, STR AMG E TASTE V OR 
IS JT THE H - BOMB 
EXPLOSION F 0 G THE 
V NEW DOOMSDAY J 
\ FILM,'FAIL- M 

\ fail' 1 M 

\ ^ 




TK45', 


DESlCfc^ 

n is e 

EDISON 

sivnios 


■* n *r‘- V , v 



^ I’M gCJI NEO / '■'■v 

we'RE ALL SET TO SHOOT 
MY NEW ANTlMJUTARY 
PrLM, “SEVEN DAYS WITH MAE, 
AND MY STAR IS WALKING 
^ OUT ON ME ! 


NOT QUITE, SWEETIE-BABY- ^ 

That BLAST IS iq-TH C£nTURY' - FOX 
STUDIO BEING TORN DOWN TO MAKE 
WAY FOR A SUPERMARKET/ 























joey, honey-saby 


duick, 

it^ joe 
laverne, 
TWE 

PRDDUCEG* 


YOUR TROUBLES ARE QV£& f 
ANNIE CAN GO dn FOR THE 
STAG/ — SHE ^NOW£ ALL THE 
SON&S. THE DANCES. THE 
WHOLE StfTfCK? SHE'S 
WASTING HEG TIME lN 
V THE CHORUS LINE f A 


MU Si 
CAL 



OON'T YQU SEE WHAT YflUE 
DOOMSDAY FILM NEEDS TO DIFFERENTIATE 
IT FGOM, OTHER DOOMSDAY FILMS ? A 
NEW CONCEPT. 1 A NEW ELEMENT/ 
v A NEW FACE ! J 


SCE ’« t TOLD 
YOU SHE'S WASTING 
HEG TIME IN THE 
CHORUS UNE/ 



Yg£, 

WE. 

PRESIDENT* 


later 


in the WHITE HOUSE. 
THE Pitf SlDEN T FEN □£ 
FOR HIS TRUSTY WAC 
aide, colonel car* 
GuTHEGSJO help HIM 
WITH A PROBLEM/ 

^ QX- ACTION/ 


COL, CARROTHEBS p SCUTTLEBUTT 
HAS IT THAT THESE iS A PLOT 
AFOOT IN THE PENTAGON TO DEPOSE 
ME AND TAKE OVEfc THE GOVERNMENT, 
I WANT YOU TO SCOOT AROUND AND 
UNCOVEE THE PLOT FOR ME:. 



r EXCUSE 
ME, GCnTLEpaFN 
I’M TRYING TO 
UNCOVER A PLOT 
TO DEPOSE THE 
PRESIDENT. DO 
YOU KNOW AAlY- 

-r. e. . i-r , -r- *7 


LOOK, Mrss — weVE GOT 
OUR hands full THINKING Op 
ways TO OVERTHROW THE 
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, DQN l T 
BOTHER US- WITH PRES I DENTS / WHY 
OON'T YOU TRY ROOM 40 5 ? THEY 



HI, GANG, ANY ANTI PRESIDENT 
PLOTS HATCHING IN iHEPfe ? 


r NO, 6-UT WE ARE 
RUNNING A SPECIAL PLOT ON 
THE SECRETARY Of STATS TO PAY, 
UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH, W£ 
CAN'T OVERTHROW wm because 
HE'S BUSY OVERTHROWING THE 
l SENATE MAJORITY LEADER, d 
L WHY 00« L T YOU TRY / 
ROOM 414 ? 



r excuse ME, 

SOLDIER. COULD 
YOU TELLM£ WHERE 
ROOM 419 IS T i 

UNDERSTAND THERE 


LOOK, MISS, SI g7\ 
WE'RE FROM 
Room 4iR, And 
Please don't 

BOTHER. US 
NOW, WE'EE 
Bu&Y OVER¬ 
THROWING the 
SECCETAGY 



r BUT THE MEN IN ROOM 4DS ARE 
TRYING TO OPPOSE The SECRETARY OF 
STATE. ONLY HE'S BUSY OVERTHROWING 
THE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER. 


WELL IN THAT CASE, I 
THINK w£'D BETTER OVEBTHUEtiW 
THe MEN IN ROOM 405* , 





















































^ Com Sir, 

COLONEL CARRUTHER5 
COMSiT } 


r MORE 
PENTAGON TALK 
GENERAL T^ 


COW POST. 


^ what 

PENTAGON TALK,' 

-ONI MY lap; 

- CQMSiT/ , 


f WHERFGHQ,! 

W THAT * 

f REPORTS 1 

f PEr^AGONl 

f WHEfiE 

1 talk; - IT'S 1 

THE 

SO 

COMSYMPS 

I COLOR" 1 

1 WAECKEOA 1 

t, ful/ M 


V^jjpT F 

Ky?J 1 ©fci 

RE Jjm 

M “ j ■■ 

f u 

y, t "i t 1 ?.* *• 

f & 

V 

w 

jHF : _7jM jJJ 

JB v 

p- \ i 

r 

T® E%& ■g*L 


J v rMk ilt^V - ' J 



^UNIDENTI¬ 
FIED &UPAT 
ANGELS 29 t 
SPEED S75 r 
HEADfNQ 
k mt 


. _ WELL THAT'S THE BIG BOARD DP THERE . 7 

r GtNEftAL,W WHENEVER W£ £££ AN UN I DEN T |FrEO SLIP 

SUPPOSE ■ ON tT, we GO riNTO various conditions, 
YOU TELL JJ DEPENDING ON THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE 
we A 1 SITUATION, CONDITION 0LOE IS THE LOWEST 
LITTLE ■ CONDITION OF READINESS. THEN COWES 
ABOUT M CONDITION GR££N, THEN CONDITION YELLOW 
THIS M ANO PlNALLV CONDITION ^£0“’NUCLEAR WAR/ 
ROOM. JH - U‘S MY JOB TO OFFICIATE OVER THESE VARIOUS 
CONDITIONS-IMPORTANT WORK, BUT I OFTEN 
YEARN TO BE OUT IN THE El ECO WfTH THE TROOPS. 
UriFDRTUN-ATELYi, THE ARMY HAS REJECTED 
ME FOR FlELO ACTION BECAUSE I'M COLOR BUND. 



WAKE 

it 

PUR- 


JT 1 
IWAV 
BE A 
RUSSIAN 
PLANE' 


GOTO Y 

condition 1 
Slue and 
ALERT THE ■ 
BOMBERS/I 


NO/ 

MAKE 

THAT 

yellow. 1 


7 PlE / 




PURPLE HAVE 
NO PURPLE / J 


BETTER 
MAKE JT 
GREEN/ 


WHAT A SHAME 
PURPLE IS MV 
FAVORITE 

color; 





T NO - IT'S AN ^ 
UNMARKED PLANE 
COMING FUOM ALASKA 
WITH A GROUP OF 
AMERICAN GENERALS 
TO OVERTHROW THE 
K PRESIDENT. A 


r GENefi,AL, 
IS THAT 
P^ALLY A 
RUSSIAN 
PLANE UP 
THEREP 


/ 

m 

V 






WELL , WHY DON'T YOU TELL 
THAT TO THE OTHERS HERE ? 


* LOOK, THEY HAVE 
THEIR OWN GROUP OA 
GENERALS COMING IN 
FROM GREENLAND TO 
Overthrow the president, 
they're not going to 

V BEAT NVY GROUP TO 

\ THE punch; J 



t - I’ LL HAVE a 

the navy 

ARREST THE 
AIR FORCE, ANO 
THE NATIONAL 
GUARD ARREST, 
THE ARMY * 


me, president; 

I THINK l 
KNOW WHO'S 
PLANNING TO 
DEPOSE YOU, IT'S 
THE WHOLE 
UNITED STATES 
ARMY AND AIR 
v FORCE f j 



r THANKS TO YDUj COL. 
CARRUTHEP^, THE PLOT 
TO DEPOSE ME HAS 
1 &EEN SMASHED/ 


ONC£ OUR PILOTS GO PAST ^ 
THE FAIL-SAFE POINT, NOTING 
CAN TURN THEM BACK /wiWGOT 
TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THAT 
PLANE / OUR ONLY HOPE IS THAT 
THE PILOT WAYNE WELCH, HAS 
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HIM 
INTIMATELY WHO CAN TALK HIM 
OUT Of THE MISSION, VIA TELSTAK; 


me. president; an 
AME ffrCAN plane has 

GONE PAST THE FAIL¬ 
SAFE POINT BY MISTAKE, 
AND ISON ITS WAY 
L TO BOMB MOSCOW/J 


t KNOW HIM INTIMATELY SfR 









































, YOU lOOK J 
FAMILIAR 
AIL RIGHT, 
GUT HOW DO 1 
I KMOWTHIS- 
ISN'T A 4 
TKlCKAND i 
VOLK'CEfHDT 
REAU.YA ’ 
PUS SIAM 1 


helio our there in the 

WILD BLUE YONDER - THIS 

is cookie careutheps / 
REMEMBER ME? - THAT 
CPA2Y (NEW YEARS PARTY IN 
THE RECRUITING BOOTH ON 
TIMES SOU ARE ? THERE'S 
BEEN A UTTLe MlTiUP IN YOUR 
ORDERS, LT, WELCH/ YOU'RE 
mot supposed TO BOMM&SCGW 
TURN AROUND AnDC-CWE 
HOME / 



r LT 1 

WELCH. 

DO RUSSIAN 
WOMEN 
LOOK 
LIKE 

THIS 


^ WELL 

THEN 1 
MAYSE 

YOU'RE REAUV 
a traitor 
in om? 
stats 

department. 



jve heard about 
YOU GUYS ANOYDUR 
STRANGE SEY HABITS- 
DRESSING UP LIRE 
GIRLS AMD ALL.' LOOK, 

mao/ m HEAPING 
r FOR MOSCOW' 


r lt ^ 

r WELCH/ ' 
DO STATE 
DEPARTMENT 
PEOPLE 
UJOK LIKE 

.THIS? j 



j’m sorry, 

MR. PRESIDENT 
IT DIDN'T 
< WORK, , 


SH'SH/ iVEGOTTWE RUSSIANS ON THE HOT LINE / •« HELLO, MR, PREMIER, 

THIS IS THE PRe-srOENT OF THE UNITED STATES. LOOK, i'M tERj^J&lY SORRY. BUT 
ONE OF OUR PLANES GOT OUT OF HAND AND IS ON ITS WAY TO 5OM0 MOSCOW,' 

■“ WELL, JUST IGNORE IT, IT DOESN'T COUNT. IT'S A MrSTAKE/ ^ LOOK, MR. PREMIER, 
I WANT TO &E FAIR ABOUT THIS, IF WE DO SOM 6 MOSCOW, OUR AIR FORCE WILL 
ALSO SWAB AN AMERICAN CITY, JUST To SOUAR.E THINGS, WHAT WAS THAT <* 
WHICH AMERICAN CITY WILL WE BOMB ? WELL, HOW A0OUT JACKSON 
MISSISSIPPI ? *“WE, PREMIER, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT'LL 

put us two up on you ? 



EXCUSE ME, M*?. PREMIER, I JUST GOT A 
MESSAGE,' -■ OH, THANK GOD/ GREAT NEWS / 
OUR PLANE DYERSHOT ITS TARGET' IN 
FACT IT OVERSHOT RUSSIA COMPLETELY' 
mk. premier, get rnrs «. ou« plane 
ACCIDENTALLY BOftA&£D POKING / A 

WHAT'S THAT ? V 

YOU WANT TO RETALIATE f YOU WANT 
TO BOMS SHANGHAI % — ALL RIGHT, I'LL 
TELL YOU WHAT, YOU 60MB SHAlN&HAI J 
BUT w£ GET TO BOMB CHUNGKING-^ 


r CUT /1 

PRINT THAT! 
-’MOW, 
ANNIE. 

GET 
READY 
FOR THE 
BEDROOM 
SCENE' i 



r HOLD IT/ HCIDIT/ A£ ^ 

the producer of this film, 1 

I SAY THERE ISN'T GOING TO 

be a bedroom scene, the 

FILM ENDS WITH THE CCN“ 
YERSATI ON ON THE HOT LIME/ 
A BEDROOM SCENE WOULD J 
l SE IN BAD TASTE, A 


f -A BEDROOM SCENE IN 
r BAD TASTE 2 wHAT OO YOU 
THINK THIS IS mst 
TODAY. A BEDROOW SCENE 

, |S NOTHING/ e«JT U is 

L an aseHTlATNcrminfil' 


























r WHAT'S 1 
THIS?/ IflTHE 
PRESIDENT'S 
BEDROOM?/ 
- THROW 


W A 0 EDRQCM 
f SCENE \S THE ONLY ^ 
r ENDING’ DON'T VOU l 
GET THE smeousitt? 
ANNfE REPRESENTS THE 
MiLCTACRy; AND IN THIS FINAL 
SCENE, THE PRESIDENT 
DOES TO THE MILITARY 
WHAT THE MILITARY HAS 
SEECH TRYING TO 00 TO 


YOU CANNOT 
CUT IT ! 


JT IS 
HONEST 


J3L 1 .'^ m , .*■ ^BE: 



V y';r» 

fffl THE PRESIDENT ALL 


\ i A. r ?5 

J- 

LSL 

TMROUGH THE 


ujn&Srf fY 



:\ PICTURE / 


VK\T \vJ 






I KNOW \'M EAR LY DADDY EJlG&UCKS, 

BUT THE PRODUCER CALLED A|N END 
TO THE SHOOTING £ ARLIEf? TWAIN 
eXPECTEO/ l 3 M SO GLAD YOU 
ASKED ME OVER FOR DfnnER, WJ-IAT 
A BELIEF TO GET A WAV FROM 
THAT CRAZY STUDIO, 


AJ-I, ANNJE, MV 
DEAR — J'LL &E 
FINISHED UP IN 

a moment, relax 

WHTLO THE 41 WASP" 
MAKES VOU A 
DRINK . 



r THE WHOLE MOVIE J£ 
CRAZY. JiYlAGlfyiE "■ THE 
MLUtARV taking OvER THE 
WHOLE UNITED STAJES 
GOVERNMENT/ ” IT'S 
L SO SILLY/ j 


f NOW, GENTLEMEN, ^ 
! KNgW you GAN TAKE 
THE CAPrTOL, 6UT VOU 
MUST OCCUPY THE TV AND 
RADIO STATIONS,TOO, IF 
YOU WANT TO COUNT 
V NlE IN / A 


wtmnifl 





























W HAT IG TUC TRUE VALUE OF POMP 
ART? — OUR VEflE-END ADVENTURE 
REVOLVES AROUND THIS QUESTION — 
WHEREIN OLFfi BLUE'EVED DARLING PJ£- 
COVERS THAT A DISCUSSION OF 'W'DOES 
NOT NECESSARILV CONCERN HER PATER J 
families. 


HARVEY KI.JRTZJV 

TH RUSS HEAT 


y YOU I 
f HAVE 1 
' BOUGHT 
MY 

FAINTING 
AT A 
STEAL, 

sugar- 

PADDY 
BfGBUCKS.' 
ACTUALLY 
IT rs 
PRICE - 
Less/ j 


W NONSENSE, ^1 
' HEPPELWHJTE/THE 
VALUE OF YOUR 
PAINTING IS SPECIFIC/ 
ITS LIKE POSTAGE 

Stamps/ -see?"- a 

FIV^CEN’T COMMEMO¬ 
RATIVE WITH A 
PRINTING 

. ^PERFECTION - j 


W YOU T 
' CAN’T 
MEASURE 
THE WORTH 
QF’QF“ ART* 
PEAR. IT s S 
GOOD FOR 
t THE SOUL,, 




/ Lwy£ 

/:i7T7T 

r * I 



I MANAGED TO CORNER ALL THE IMPERFECT SHEETS 
PRINTED "■ A QUANTITY WORTH A SMALL FORTUNE. 
SOMEBODY WROTE HlS CONGRESSMAN, THERE WAS AN 
INVESTIGATION. THE POST OFFICE DECIDED TO RUN 
OFF SEVERAL MILLION MORE SHEETS, ENOUGH TO 
SUPPLY EVERY BODY WITH IMPERFECTIONS, THE 
v CONFOUNDED STAMPS ARE NOW MERELY *— 
GOOD FOR MAILING LETTERS. J ^ 



T the ' 

ELEATLES 
RECORDS 
A fAO i? 
-DADDY £/ 

don't you 

f<NOW THE 
BlEATLES ARE 
ARTfSTES? 


YOU SEE ■« THE VALUE OF AN ARTIFACT rS 
DETERMINED BY PARITY SCARCITY, I’M, NOT 
TALKING ABOUT TgUg ART WHICH HAS WORTH 


ABOVE AND BE YOnTTmARKET-PLACE VALUES, l'M 
TALKING ABOUT FAO ART WHOSE WORTH IS 
MEASURED BY POPULARITY/ DEMAND / ■” FADS 
PERISH WITH SATURATION.-OPART/POP ART/ 
POP MUSIC/ SLEATLE RECORDS/ POPULAR J 
L TODAY »’» FORGOTTEN TOMORROW/ 1 














































































SHEER HYSTERIC*L TALK!, MY 
CHICO A PERFECT £ SAMPLE 
OF THE LEMMING MENTALITY 
THAT Places Such A high 
VALUE on THINGS UK£ 

THE BteATLCS. WAIT TJLV 
YOU'VE seen exposed 
TO THEM A LITTLE 
IWORE “ 


HYSTERICAL TALK-j N, 
LEAPlN ' LIZAR DS / f COULD 1 
NEVER GET TIRED Of THE 
@LEATLES r they're SO 
TALENTED, THEY POfYT 
WIGGLE THEIR HrP£ AND 
TiH6Y J KE GENTLEMEN and 
THEY CAN A£Tj TOO, AND THEY 
HAVE A GOOD SOF HUMOR f 



' NOT 
HYSTEfll 
CAL, 
EH ? 


“IT 

just 

so 

HAPPENS' 


■’“771 -riN- 
VI TED 
' WHO's \ THEM 
HYSTERI- TONIGHT- 
CAL? k J 


HYSTERl 

CAL? 



«^S* 




10 ? LUVVA 
DUCKf 


BUM£Y* 


ANNIE 

meet 

JOHN. 


r PLEASE T 
TES ME ETCHER, 
t MUM, J 


RLNGO 


SEORGE 





KCPlTAL 
IDYAH ! 


I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MY 
DEAR - I'VE A LARGE INVEST' 
«E«T IN THESE CHAPS AND 
I’M SEND IlNG THE M THIS VERY 
AFTERNOON TO TAPE ONE OF 
THOSE rrtTEHVIEWS THAT WILL 
STIMULATE INTEREST fN 
THEIR LATEST MAMMOTH 
TOUR. THE WASP IS TAKING 
THEM TO THE STUDIO IN 
MY LIMOUSINE NOW, PER¬ 
HAPS YDUtJ LIKE TOGO 
ALONG CHs ? 



IM PONE, 
CHAPS* toY 
LEG'S CAUGHT 
CAERY Ot\ 
WITHOUT ME / 


OP FT 
CHAPS, 

6 FFORC 
WE'RE 
COSHED 
&Y THE 
WAITING 

J^zaagr ww o 

CHEESE TOR 

rt theyVe \ kjngo; 

!' SniAGGeo 


7 MISS \ 
r ANTiie, 1 
PLEASE TO 
RELEASE 
MR. RINGO'S 
LEGJ YOU 
ARE WITH , 

l us; / 


f EE! } 
THE 


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/ WE > 
MAiYOE It l 
WE MAI VO E |T / 

weve escaiypeo 

FSSQW the WAlYTlNG 
k LAIYOlES/ 4 


THE 

BlEftTLES.’ 


' i SAlY, 
WASP* I? THIS 
TWEWA.IV TO 
THE PtALVCE 
WE PLAIV 
, TODAlV? 


WE'VE GONE 
AGfRAlY- 
i MCAN> 
ASTRAY/ 



THAT'S RIGHT/ 

MOW IF YOU WILL 
STEF THIS WAV 
GENTLEMEN -ӣH? 
'“IF YOU ARE ABOUT 
TO SCR&A.M, 

SAVE YOURSELF THE 
TEQU&LE. THERE ISN'T 
k ATI EAR FpE MILES, 


AHEE ! 
IS MOT 
OUR 

driver. 

[ FEAR 
W£ 
ARE 
BEING 
KID¬ 
NAPPED, 


EE! THE BLEATLES.' 



r'NOT i 
AFRAlYD 
OF 

BRAlYKING 

OUR 

NECKS 


f AlEE * 

r *t 
is 

INDEED 
TOO 
HIGH TO 
JUMP,* , 


AH, YOU ABE ONE OF 
THOSE GIRLS WHO CAN ffFVER 
GET TIRED OF TH£ BlEATLES, 
EH ? VERY WELL YOU WILL &5 
confined WITH THEM in THr£ 
ROOM FOR RANSOM, 00 NOT 
Bother to climb OUT THE window 
unless you are not afraid of 
63EAKrN6 YOUR NECKS, 





r now i 

r we will i 
SEE fF YOU 
CAN/TEYER 
get TIRED 
OF THE 

sleatles, 

little 

ANNIE j 
FANNY, A 


~- HAVE 
HUMBLE 
IDEA' 
WE ALL 

escape 

Through 

window- 


-WITH. 1 
k ROPE 
I MADE 
OF OURS 
AND MISS 

Annie's 
CLOTHES.' j 


-FROM WA 
THIS f 
HErGHr?y h OP 


FERRV 
CROSS TH£ 
, MEKZY 7 



AAIEE' ROFF IS TOO 
SHORT/ - NEED MAYBE; THREE 
MORE FEET/ 


LOR 1 LUYYA OUCKl/ 
■JUST ABOUT THE SIZE Of AN 

outstretched bra / 



MISTER 0LEATLES, PLEASE 
TO TAKE CARE TO FAY 
ATTENTION TO TH£ HOLDING 
OF THF A 




































Ql 4 f QEP&! 1 
f HERE WE ARE 
r LOCKED UP IN 
THIS ISOLATED 
TOWER FULL OP 
hay; all alone 
L ike THIS'" 
WHAT WILL J 
L WE QO? A 



DfiVS 
L fft£3 


^ ALL EIGHT, > 
BOYS "THEY MUST 
SE BEHIND THIS 
DOOR ™ ANN|£ f 
ARE YOU IN 
tweF , 


r UA£|£ / ^ 

IT'S SUGAKDADDY 

BIGSUCKSJ 



f ANrtrEf and me 0LEATLES/J thf ^ 

F WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR 1 
VTM r BDY£/ THE OEMAND FOR YOUR TOUE 
HAS DOUBLED SINCE YOUR DISAPPEARANCE ! 
(SCARCITY CERTAINLY 0O£S INCREASE 
l POFULAElT V, H£H£H !) AN 0 NOW DiQ 
k IT FEEL,, MY dear, to spend a week i 
JLWITH YOU® FAVGtflT? ARTtSTSS?/ 

ite -± 


EE! THE 
SLEATL££/ 



r IT WAS HORRIBLE/ Y and X 
LOCKED UP FOR PAYS/ 1 THERE 1 
NO CLOTHES/NO NOTHING/ WAS THIS 1 
EKCEPT tKeren) TERRIBLE 

, BLEATLES * / kidnapper 

V i=£=~~=»^ ■ A WITH A 

beard- , 


YAVAVAV' 


A DISGUISE, MY 

child/- see? he 
ESCAPED BUT LEFT 
HIS BEARD BEHIND, 
-AHEM ’-DO YOU STILL 

believe you could 

NEVER GET TIRED OF 
THE BLEAT LEST 



OH, DADDY «■ YOU WERE SO EIGHT/ IT Y 
r WAS JUST LIKE YOU ONCE SASD ABOUT 
VALUABLE POSTAGE STAMPS f IT WAS LIKE 
BEING LOCKED DP WITH A ROOM FULL OF 
VALUABLE .POSTAGE STAMPSMiT WftsXlKE 
being euerep ALIVE - LIKE BEING 
1 SATURATE 0 IN VALUABLE, SMOTHER INGJ 
^STICKY POSTAGE STAMPS - 

11 —T -OOLLY! 

( THAT'S STRANGE. W 
"l j HERE'S ONE 

M F ■ 1 I STUCK RIGHT / 

\ INSIDE TAE />. 

t» 1 il i liLWrl.TilV BEARD- /XT 



















































Greetings op the season/ am up/iNDrtWfly 
W TO MOTHER ADVENTURE WITH ft HQQPflND 
ft HALLOO AMD A DASH AND A PRANCE AND A 
SLIDE AND A FALL AND A GST UP AGAIN f-WSK 
IN TAE CSTV -- THE STREETS ARE AT THEIR 
LIVELIEST/ “ BUSV TRAFFIC - - BUSY SHOPS - - 
SUSY LAST-MJNUTE SHOPPERS / BUT THE WEAL 
ACTION IS MOT DOWN THERE IN THE STREETS,, 
BUT H IGH OP ABOVE, WHERE SANTA IS SPEEDING 
THROUGH THE MIGHT - 


THERE <aO£S 
SANTA, SPEEDING 

thpdugh the 
night / 


r warned 

HIM NOT TO DRINK ! 
" TRlPPEfD OYER HjS 
5EARD AND FELL RJ&HT 
^ our the wmQQW! 


< CLUB * 









fjL C 







11 


XvStSyTl 



PARTV'S 
JU5H 5HARTEO, 
ANNIE / - TELL YOU 
WHAT-- I'LL SHAKE 
v YOU HUM/ 


* take her ^ 
HOME ? YOU 
CAN'T TAKE ANNIE 
AWAY SO SOON, 
BATT&ARTON,OLO 
BEAN - 


[RAPIN' [.I2ARDS/ 
LOOK AT THE TIME / I 
PROMISED RUTHIE PD SE 
HOME HOURS AGO/ 









































STAY ^ 
F Q& 

C0FFEP, 
CHAPS' 
OVER HERE, 
0ATT BARTON. 

SEE THE 
\ CAKE? 


f 00 HOPE YOU AREN T GOING TO 
ONE-UPMANSHIP HIM, MR> BUXTON 
YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY MR. SATT 1 
&AKTOIY GETS WHEN YOU ONE' 

. UPMANSHIP HIM, 


I’M CAME, CARE WISE, BUXTON / 

" l WhA'VE we got? 



r mere, 

quo SOY f TRY 

SOME CUSTARD 

t PIE' 


H-UCK 

euxroN; 
You 010 ir 
AGAIN f 



NOW WE'RE IN FOR [T/ f'lL &£T THE 
FlRST'AlD JOT / WANDA jCALLTHE POLICE f 


HAW/ SeGUE0 INTO THAT ONE f > 
HAVE YOU TRIED THE CHe£S£CAK!i 


HO/ THERE 5 
one on 
. ME / > 



- f?ONj 

phone 

THE 

HOSPI¬ 

TAL, 

ANO- 


NO 
HARO 
FEEL¬ 
INGS? 
- SHARE 


WAH) 

WHATA 

0ELI&H’ 

FUL 

fellow 



7 -WELL 
r CAN YOU 
SEAT 
THAT f 
THEY'RE 

actually 

ENJOYING 

IT/ 


HA - &ATT- 
SAftTON, YOU'RE 
TOP DRAWER / 



OELJGH'FUL, FELLOW, THAT HUCtf suxton/T JiNGlC 
GOOD TO HAVE HIM ONNA TEAM/ YO-HO J SELLS/ 
MO / M ER RY £ YM U£ - ^^/.ALL TJH E WAY 

jingle/ 

OH, WHAT FUN 
IT IS R IDING- 


WHY CAN’T PEOPLE 0E 
GOOD SPORTS LIKE THrS All 
YEAR ROUND ? 


MERRY 

Christmas, 

GENERAL' 



OHOHO/ WHAT OgLlGH'FLIL SJNfiLlM/ HERE, MY 
GOQ0 MAN — SHAKE ALL OF iSS MONEY AN f SPlT- 
SALL IT TO TM£ BUSH SR SHOP ONNA CORNER / J 
WANT YOU TO &UY THE BIG PRIZHS TURKEY INNA 
WINDOW AN 1 SHARE rT HUM TO SHINY SHIM/ 


OH, 

BEMT0H 

You N «e 

SWEET/ 















































VOL/NG MAN [ WQNpfR IF YOU'D 
HELP Me -■ TMEHRe DOESN'T SttfA TO Bt 
A PLACE TO cross - 


LOOK. 

OUT 

PC£ 

THAT 

Puddle 

OF 

slush ! 


WHY SURELY, [A GRANNY LADY, I'LL GET 
YOU OVER. THE GOAL 'UN£. I'LL- LAY MY 
CAPE DOWN LIKE WALTER RALEIGH - 



’NO,NO.' I LL GO ONE UPON SfR WALTER, 

RALEIGH, I WILL.' MO/ MO' I'LL LAY MYSCLP 
DOWN FOR THE LI J L GRANNY LADY TO CROSS! 


6LESS YOU, 
YOUNG MAN 



Sr Oti f i JUST 
r LOVE THIS TIME 
OF THE YEAR. 
there's no selfjsh 
NESS. EVERYONE'S 
GENEROUS AND 
CONSIDERATE / 

- I5-N J T THE 
CHRISTMAS 
. SPIRIT GRAND/ 


r OH, WHY 
CAN'T PEOPLE 
BE LIKE THIS 
EVERY DAY 
IN THE YEAR ? 
HD W WONDERFUL 
THAT WOULD 

b tn 


IT'S true 
untrue 


tViirv- !'o 3^3 

JK 

IK 



Tmmmggm 



lllgl 

Li ' 

|HL 

<' Ktsi^^ ill 

AI » . L 5 1 r / y / . f M v / -I 

■■|Lt rill | ’ * 1 fM 1 ' * ■' , / 


v ^ 


t m 

■fit# 

Yr j J 1 : 1 ,, J *"l j 1 









































OH, MV"GOOD- ^1 
Y NfSS Tf^E TO GET ^ 
J UP AL££APV? — OH, 1 
R4JTHIE — I'VE GOT TO 
3E AT THE AGENCY/ 
SfNTON SATKSARfOiN UANT5 
TO START SHOOTING THE 
fiL(V(r SOOy LOTION 
i COMM £RCrAt AT J 
3-30 SHARP/ J 


1 MONDAY MORN ENG 1 

'fM*\ r , 

BSP 

Hms- 

Vte A . 1 . 


;.; T\ * < 

l <0 vf jj^Jr ^ 

w* 

v-jM 

uA 

1 

> • , 

Jf T'jY . 

A* * . Jc • K’JF 



rweve i 

1 GOT TO 
SHOOT 
THE 
SLivrr 
ACCOUNT 
3Y3:00, 
YOU 

V KNOW, i 


YES ““ EVERY Y I LIKE 1 
EXECUTIVE 1 PEOPLE. 
SHOULD MIY wtTH *.TA I J 

THE underungs 
K.EEP CONTACT STOP VDtl 

wp* TH£ / irnrtTf . 

people- / Lyjjyi' ! 


CSmTO 


sen Ton/ 
IMAGINE 
MEETING 
YOU IN 
FRONT OP 
GRAND 
CENTRAL 
STATION. 
J WAS 
JUST 
TELLING 
RUTHlE 

new surer 

iOd WERE 
at rue 
PARTY- 


_. - r 



WHY IT '5 THE Nice 
Young man who helped 
me cross the 5lu5h/ 

“* GOING TO HELP LITTL£ 
GRANNY LADY INTO HER CAS 
ARE YOU ? 


s THERE'S 
A CA6/ CCT (Jf 
QUICK/ RUM/ 



f DROP > 
DEAD, CHARLIE/ 
cims BACK 
INTO THE WOOD 
WORK, CREEP/ 


MR, &ATT0ARTON/ 
YOU KNOCKED THE 
LITTLE GRANNY LADY 
DO WN / 


ff [ ,rjF J 1 





{ S..y V i 





V 1^,1 f J 




Kgf? 


K j* 'i > h • j. | jKm 




r 'i 'T-V 

whiui$k lEi. i 



M4 V ;>f^U 




u / Hr 



V 




HERE 
WE ARE / 
LET'S GO, 
TEAM t 


* / SHOULO 

K old 
acquaintance 

&E FORGOTTEN 
-OLD 

LAND- K* 
^ '/G ” 



HAPPY NEW YEAR* GENER-^ /^/g^y 

— ! ■ ■ ■ ' ■ 1 ■ — _ l 


ARE THERE NO WORKHORSES ? 
ARE THERE NO PRISONS? 

“ THE TREADMILL ANO THE 
POOR LAW-’ AR£ TWCY 
v IN PULL VIGOR ? 







































^ WeVE got ” 

TO SHOO T THE 
SHUNT ACCOUNT BY 

THREE O'CLOCK/ 


m. mTQWTOM! 
von PUSHED THAT 
POOR MAIN RIGHT 
OVBfZ f 



*kT 

- 









r 

•Zj 



LET 5 GO 
EVERY¬ 
BODY' 


CAMERA 
AND LI.&HT5 
ALL SET? 


SOME- 
BOD'r' 
GET ME A 
SEAT/ 


r ANNrE' 1 
GET INTO THE 
DRe5SJNGflO£W 
AND OUT O f 
YOUR j 
L OR£:5Sf jA 




















TSK, TSIi, 
M IS -TER 
& ATT BAR¬ 
TON 1 YOU 
SHOULD 
REALLY 
CONTROL 
YO U £ 
TEMPER. 


YOU’ee MOT FADING ME, BA6Y f 
l DON'T WANT TO ee UGLY, 6LIT 
TWEEE J S NO TIME TO BE NiC£ ! THE 
GHENT EXPECTS US TO DELIVER ON 
TlM£ ! IF WE DON'T DELIVER. oN 
TIME, WE LOSE THE ACCOUNT f 
we've GOT TO SHOOT TWE SLIVIT 
ACCOUNT 0Y THREE O'CLOCK 9 



r Finished/ we made n7 
Annie, honey-■ now that 

THE PRESSURE l£ OFF ANO I 
CAN UNWIND, WHY DON'T YOU 
LET ME MARE fT UP TO YOU 

^ oiNNeewise, 


BY THREE 

O'CLOCK 


MISTER BATT- 
BARTON ! rAM 
\f£RH IMPATIENT 
WITH YOU. 


m-8ant> n 



OH.THAT SILLY, 
SruVTWSEE O'CLOCK 


ALL RIGHT/ I GOT .MIFFED AT 
HUCK BUXTON • - KICKED A CRIPPLED 
YET A NO KNOCKED DOWN A LITTLE 
GRANNY LADY.' -■ 15 THAT A 
REASON TO HOLO A GRUDGE? ■“ 

can't you home in on the fact 

WE had TO 5ROOT THE SLlYrT 
ACCOUNT PY THREE O'CL- 



WHY CAN'T WE 
HAVE THE CHRISTMAS 
SPIRIT ALL YEAR 
^ ROUND ? j 


ITS SO DISAPPOINTING TO SEE 
HOW PEOPLE WHO ARE FULL OF 
GOODNESS AND K'NDNESS ONE 
DAY CAN JUST FORGET IT THE 
NETT / *•' WHY CAN'T w£ BE MORE 
POLITE AND THOUGHTFUL AND 
CONSIDER ATE 3&5 DAYS A YEAR ? 


X 



YOU'RE 
REACHING 
ME, MY 
DEAR. 
YOLr'RE 
HITTING 
ME 

WHERE 
l LIVE, 


7 -AMD 
r JUST TO 
f PROVE (T, 
I'M COINS 
TO DEVOTE 
THCMST 
of th; day 

TO SHOWING 
you THAT 
I WAVE 
The 



OON'r tvtfi SHELL /1A£ 
i DON' HAVE THE CHRISTMAS 
SPrRrr ALL YEAR ROUND * 







































HEROINE'S LATEST ADVENTURE IS SET ON B 
TRAIN, RENOWNED FOR DANGER AND INTRIGUE- 
THE SCENE OF NUMEROUS MURDERS AND MYSTERIOUS 
DISAPPEARANCES / " IS IT THE EXOTIC ORIENT 
EXPRESS?-THE CHILL, TRANS-SIBERIAN EA1LFC&D?" 
NEITHER f ITS MUCH WORSE/ IT'S THE &ROOKL>JN 
&M.T. SUE WAY/ 


BY HARVEY HUFTF 7 MAN AND WILL ELDER. 

With russ heath and al jaffee 


LEAPIN' LIZARDS/ 

NO MATrEe WHEN I 
SET ON A 5u£wav7 I 
AL WAY S SEEfM TO 
GET CAUGHT fN THE 
v KUSH HOUR/ . 


7 W7& m#m 
/ /77 




1 ■/. ■ : 

■c- ■ T 



• • M 

1-1 




■ 


L® 



r BEING. JODMAFED BY 

DIRTY-GOTTEN FGESI 6 M AGENTS DISGUISED AS 
GLEAM'CUT AMERICAN JUVENILE DELINQUENTS/ 


^ iTi£Cf?AZv\ 
rs it not, MAN & TJ4£ 
CHICK EANCffiS SHE 
PERCEIVES A VOICE 
■EMERGING FROM THE 
h. TRUNK, TUftHAN / 


r IT 15 
ENOUGH TO 
MAKE ME 
SLOW MV COOL, 
4E-P00L. 


GOLLY/ 


TALKING 

TRUNK,/ 





































psst s - you with ine veil 

voup Face / “-i’ma Counterspy 
BEING SOPNAPEO 0£CAU£E OF 
SECRETS j ALONE POSSESS !"' 
FORTUNATELY, l HAVE IT ALL ON A 
A TrIW SPOOL OF A 

tea* MICROFILM* -^ 


ANO HOW 
1$ IT WITH THnf 
PEMAJNDEP OP 

YOu Oats? oo 
you LlkE 5HAI?E 
THE CHICP'S 
fantasies? a 


Hawl 



uez£! hide it fauiacLV' 

COPS ' IT LANDED ON 

VOUP FOREHEAD f 


MICROFILM ' HOLD HER 
WNiLE i RETRIEVE IT h 
ABDULf 


NO/ YOU HOLD HER 
WHILE i RETRIEVE IT, 
fuRHAN * 


NO? I RETRIEVE 



r THE 

LIGHTS/ 

theyVe 
GONS OUT 
DON’T LET 
HER GET 
t AWAY * 



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HER 

m tue 

FILM/ 


" ■ 5TlfA*+G E, 
HOW DECEPTIVE 
THE OUTWARD 
APPEARANCE 
OF THE 
AMERICAN 
MJMAW 
IS, UN TIL- 



no MATTER 

TUPHAN <■“ 
YOU DOLT t 
■" GET THE 

film from 
hep. 


THOUSAND 

FAKOONS . 

ABDUL 



r WE WILL 
TAKE HER TO 
THE VESTIBULE, 
WHERE 4 
WILL SEARCH 
HEP 

THOROUGHLY- . 


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^WILL 
SEAPCH 
HEP f 


f YOU 
CAN r 00 THIS 

TO ME t MY 
STATION IS THE 
NEXT STOP' 


SAY k ISN'T THAT 
AN INTERESTING yiEW 
OF THE TUNNEL? 


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SHADOW 

PICTURES 


r GDSH 
HOW I LOVE 
TO READ THE 
SUBWAY 
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HELICOPTER 
to descend, 

0 SWEATS 
OWE. / 


frw Y : there ARE STILL 


5Q.WE CITIZENS WHC 

hold the view that 
DELINQUENTS CAN' 
NOT TREAT PUBLIC 
CONVEYANCES LIRE 
THEIR PRIVATE 
PLAYGROUNDS/ 



r - THEN 
AGAIN. SOME 
HOLO THE 
VIEW THEY 
L CAM. 


COOL 

IT/ 



MINDING ^ 

YOLtROWN ensile55 
15 ALWAYS the BEST 
POLICY j 


^ DON'T SET X 
INVOLVED, ISAY. 

STAY AWAY 
FROM TOUSLE 
AND TROUBLE 
STAYS AWAY 
FROM YOU,, 
v I SAY. j 


f 1 ONLY 
HOP£ THOSE 
PEOPLE CET 


r anyone ^ 

IN TROUBLE 

beings IT on 
H l^&ELF, 50 WHY 
SHOULD I GET 
INVOLVED? 


GET INVOLVED 
LIKE YOU, 

i ralphiET 


WPMi 

tpttHi 

El It [rt 

irirtif 


f OH. > 
ANN If "■ 

Shot up 
and keep 
6 an CASING 


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SAUNGefc, 

BABY WrTH VO UR. 
SCRIPT AN O ANNIE 
IN THE STARRING ROLE, 
WE CAN (N'tARE MILLIONS 
ON A TV SERIES. AND, 

sweetie .« think of the 


RERUN ROYALTIES/ 
THrfMR j MAY EVEN 
TALK THEM INTO 
RUNNING THE 
RERUNS FIRST * * 


1 


BY HARVEY KURTZMAN AND WILL ELDER 
WlTM JAW DAVIS AND LARKY SIEGEL 


NO, SOLLY f I WILL 
not TAKE MY LIFE'S WORK, 
“THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN 
Story M TO A TELEVISION NET¬ 
WORK/ iVg GOT SOMETHING 
TO SAY TO THE PEOPLE AND I 
KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO 
WORKS QF GREAT DEPTH 
AND INSIGHT/ | READ 
"ONLY YOU] OfCK 
DARING”/ 


^rftODAY OUR DEAR HEROINE ACCOM' 
M PPNIES A BRRVE AUTHOR INTO 
COMBAT FOR INTEGRITY RGfilNBT 
HOPELESS ODDS - 0 SQOftD OF TV 
NETWORK EXECUTIVES, THUS DOES 
WRITER SALINGER FI ENG OLD COME 
TO GRIPS WITH TELEVISION’S WASTE¬ 
LAND AND ANNIE’S WAIST LAND AND 
POINTS BEYOND— 



LEAFJN* LIZARDS, SALINGER, 
YOU SURE CHOSE AN UNUSUAL 

. place to live. 


I HATE NflGHpORS/ > 
\ HATE MAIL/ I HATE MONEY/ 
&E&IOES, THAT'S ONLY MY 
TOWN HOUSE.YOU J 

SHOULD GEE MY /, 

yv hideaway, 



I HATE CARS/ I HATE COMFORT/ 
i HATE RECOGNITION/ PRETEND YOU 
DON'T RECOGNIZE ME. CALL ME 
v MARVIN KEBBLEK. 


WEVE GOT TO HUSTLE ALONG, 5ALU E, BA BY. I'VE 
GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH AU0IE — THAT'S MR. 
ALI&REY AUBREYi FROGRAMrN& PReSlDENT 
OF ArB.S.-TV/ 


ISN'T SOLLY'S SPORTS CAR TOO MUCH 





























AM, THERf, SOLLY- J WAS JUST ON iWY WAY U 9 FOZ 
OUR TWO-O'CLOCK CONFERENCE WITH A,A-/ — I'D LIRE 
FOR YOU TO MEET BUNK Y ( BONKY AND BENKY. 


HOW Y HOW 
PO , 00 

YOU YOU 
DO, J?0. 
-HAG- -HAR' 
RUMPH JRUMPH 


DID SUNKYAMO B0NKY 
CLEAR THEIR THROATS 
BEFORE “HOW OO YOU 
DO"? I DON’T WANT TO 
COMMIT MYSELF TO A 
GREETING UNLESS 
■ I'MSUKF. 


SINK 1 /, 0A&Y / SALUEf ANNIE, THESE AR£ThE 
TELEVISION EXECUTIVES —THE RUGGED INDIVIDUALS 
WHO ARE GOING TO SPIN OuQ. MOPFST, 

X. CREATIVE FLAY INTO GOLD. - 


UlffiHTi*. 

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TiLEVtSIQM 



FREDDY/ 1 BUT J 
WHAT \ LfKE 
ARE YOU 1 THJS 
DOING IN VEIN’S 
THAT ROOM. 
MEN'S £0Ott? 1 ITS 
YOU KNOW NOT 

the on eon | flashy, 

]4 IS MORE BUT IT 
POPULAR HAS A 
WITH THE /CERTAIN 
EXECUTIVES// C HA KM' 


mi 

SALLie, 

HONEY 


MUST WE 
GO THROUGH 
WfTH THIS? 

I CANT STAND 
TELEVISION/ 
ITS NOT RUN 
BY MEN / IT'S 
RUN I3Y 
SHEEP/THEY 
LIVE AMO 0IE 
BY THE RATING 

system. 


T WHAT 
iH\ MARE: 
? 1 YOU 


tytttty 

l LrKE 
1 THIS J| 


THE latest 

NIELSEN' 
JOHN REPORT 
GIVES THIS 
ROOM A 
ROTTEN 8-4 
RATING, AND 
HE LIKES IT, 
WE'RE 
SHUTTING 
IT DOWN 

tomorrow; 



I’M JONATHAN ASTHETE — FIRST ASSISTANT TO 
MG. AUBREY AUBREY'S ASSISTANT PLEASC EXCUSE 
. THE CONDITION OF MY DESK- 


r WHAT'S T THE CLEANER THE 
WRONG WITH j DESK,THE BIGGER THE 
HfSOESK, I EXECUTIVE. NOTE TOW 
FOR HEAVEN'S/ HIS DESK HAS A BOOK 
V SAKE / J ANO A SHEET of PAPER. 
,>V-_ ON IT. IT'S NOT CLEAN, 

■k'jftltaPL AND H£ h SNOT fllG. . 


P’mk v 

LEE 

*H£-^ 



I n M WINTERS VISCERA, ASSISTANT TO MR. AUBREY W 

BE^y please Excuse the condition of my desk, 


His Y SEE that 1 

DESK 1 TELEPHONE 
COOKS MESSAGE PAPER? 
CLEAN. / HE’LL NEVER 

\\ GROW WITH J 
TrSJi. THIS FIRM* 


' MR- 
AUBREY 
WILLSEE 
YOU 

l NOW. . 


r HERE ARE ’ 
THE NQTESQN 
THE SALINGER 
FfENGOLD SCRIPT 
L MR. AUBREY/ j 




Av * 

r 

ny 

P5f. 

e 

mwn 



YOU TOUCHED MY DESK WITH PAPgg / NOW 
ive GOT A MESSY DESK/ I LL NEWeT MAKE 
NETWORK PRESIDENT' 


PLEASE DON'T YELL, m„, l'M PREGNANT / 


PREGNANT, EH? 
YO(/RE FIkED/ 
YOUP BABY 


/ WHAT A 
BUNCH OF 
FRIGHTENED 
INSECURE 


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F he vou T-wait T N0 r T Ih T you ■ 
CALLED VSWUyW^rUMINUTE. A.A.f \ THAT \ CAN'T « 

LTS 1 REPEAT l PJDN'r YOU PIKED CASC, 1FFEE M£- I 
F RLbHT-1 SUCH NON' 1 FIRE ME.MOT YOW | DON'T ■ 

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INSECURE VJSCEKA- VlE&TEE- |THC» TOO 4^^/FOf? VCU./^i^ 
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MR.AUSKEY 
"■ THIS (0 
SALINGER 
FrENGOLP, 
ANp THIS’ 

It? THE? STAR 
OF OURPRO- 
POSED TV 
SERIES. I 
TRUST YOU 
READ HIS 
MASTERPIECE. 


MY ASSISTANT'S ASSISTANT REAP rT. 
AND Cor tT PPWN TO A ONE - RAGS 
outline, then my assistant car 

THAT DOWN TO A QN£- PARAGRAPH 
OUTLINE. THEN MY SECRETARY CUT 
THAT DOWN TOONS WORD "'‘ABRAHAM 1 / 
] R£AD THAT WORD, AMO r LIRE IT. 

I SEE A GREAT, WARM TV SERIES 
&UJLT AROUND THIS MAN — HIS RISE 
TO GOVERNOR'" THEN SENATOR 
FROM, CONNECTICUT 


AND THEN 



r LINCOLN f r met that word. 

I SEE A GREAT TV SFEJES SET IN 
WASHINGTON, 0-C., IT 5 ABOUT THIS 
LOVASkE FIRST FA WILY OF MONSTERS 
J SDE ANNIE AS A GHOULISH BUT J 
SEXY FIRST LADY. WE ? LL CALL A 
THE PRESIDENT ' J ABE LUNKHEAD. 11 A* 
‘GET THAT CUTE, NAivE TWIST f M 
THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT"- £ ' 
ESPECIALLY DO WIN SOUTH. 


HO, MR.AU6KEY 
6A0Y"' THIS 

■s ABE 
LINCOLN, 


NOT ABE 

ftieiCOFF/ 



WHlt WMI I ; i SEE THIS AS A ROLLICKING COWEDY 
ON WHAT GREAT FUN LT IS TO 3£ A PRISONER Op 
WAR. IT'5 CALLED "ABE'S GANG.*' AB£ AND HlS 
CREW OF HAPPY * GO - LUCKY GENERALS ARjE 
CAPTURED BY THE RES SAND FROM THERE ON. 
irs JUST ONE JOKE AFTER ANOTHER -SMUGGLING A 
IN GIRLS "■ RIOTOUS ESCAPE SCENES - WE'LL £ 
CALL THE POW CAMP ANOEESONVILLE "■ MF 
. NO/ MAKE THAT BLUNDER FUN VJLLE/ JBsV 

































r NO: WAIT: NOW I SEE IT/ its a secret agent 

SERIES- IT'S CALLED "THE WAN FROM L>U,N.K.L-E- hl 
WE OPEN EACH SEGMENT IN A PLAIN, AVERAGE , 
THREE - WALLED LOG CABIN WHICH 15 REALLY A 
A FRONT FOR A MODERN OFFICE WHE^E ABE A 
LINCOLN, WITH THE HELP OF HIS GORGEOUS Jr t 
SECRETARY, WARY, IS HEAD AGENT FOE J h L 
A SECRET GOVERNMENT - BACKED 
L ORGANIZATION OF ABOLITION l£TS“ M 



CiV NU NU, F *“ I Vc fctDT IT NOW: IT’S A 
TEENAGE ,WU5lC SHOW " u UNCOLn6ALOO/'* 
we ROCK POPULAR CIVIL WAR SONGS / W£ 
MERCHANDISE LINCOLN TO THE HiLT/ WE 
HAVE THE KlD5 00 A WHOLE &UNCH OF 
NEW DANCES THE AWKWARD/ THE A 


FPWCiFOft' 



r WAIT'THl 5 lSlT» ^ 
I see A STAG MOVIE 

SERIES / IT MON'TGOON 

tv; EOT WHflTTfl PILOT/ 

l -1 SEE THIS GIRL- 1 



YOU f You’re FIRED FOR LETTING HIN\ 
GO WITH A & ILL I ON-DOLL A. K IDEA/ 


yolTre \M 
RfHieeD LC3 

FOR / 
firing: / Tf_, 


[VE GOT SOMETHING TO 5AY/ THEY DON'T 
SAY ANYTHING HSKE — 


HOW CAN 
YOU PIKE ME 
WHEN YOU 
FIRED ME 
BEFORE 









































-■GLAD YOU COUID MAKE 
IT, 50J.LV/ AND M G.OT 

a surprise foe you.- 

ANNIE HAS TOP &ILUN6 
v in MY PLAY, 


ia> - 

"| MONTHS LATER 

i r T 


SALINGER, honey/GLAO 
TO 5E£ YA/ - JUST SKYEP JN 
POE TJHG OPENING OF YOUE 
P LAY / J J V£ HEA£P OF OFF- 

BROADWAY, EOT 3 MEAN, 
AFJE£ ALL -■ MONTANA ? 



-SOUN05 COOL, SWEETIE, AND WHO KNOWS ^ If 
THE PLAY CU%. — THEM l T U- TAKE IT SACK TO 
AU0J6-6A©Y FOE A TV SERIES. W£ f LL GET FORD 
MOTORS TO SPONSOR IT. WE J LL CALL ft l 'UNCOL^ 
. THE MAM ANO THE CAE T' THEM WE r LL —* „ 


r ENOUGH, SOLLY/DON’T 1 
MENTION TELEVISION TO ME 
AGAIN f |VE GOT SOMETHING TO 
SAY TO THE PEOPLE, AND NOW 
t AT last t cam 5AV it- a 





FOUR- 

W $COZ E AND SEVEN ^ 
' JACKALS TO GQ t 1 
A LAME GQOThSatE d 
eeOUGHT FORTH FROM 
HIE SHORT-ORDER SOUL 
A NEW NAVEL LINT 
CONCEIVED IN THE WOMB 
OF HAZEL CESSPOOLS 
AND DEDICATED TO 
V THE VELVET TRUSS j 
k OF- ^ 


/THIS 

[5 WHAT 
YOU WANTED 

to Say to the 
, people? 







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r eeii' i 

I THINK, 
r HEAR 
SOMEBODY 
COMING j 


f HAsw and warm 

L h MH R.US5 UE^TT-i 

[WJ.HK ^ jkK 


r T OH, WANDA ’" HOW DIO I 

r even let you talk we into 

OQING 5KIM«V-DiFPlrtG / SOME - 
TIMES | THINK YOU JUST gNJOV 
GETTING INTO TROUBLE . 


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£j -&m CURTAIN RISES, AND WHAT DO WE SEE f 
IS HDLV MO LEV/ ANNIE AND HER CEAXV NON - 
CONFORMIST FRIEND, WfiNDFl HOME FREE IpXlNNV - 
DjmNG.'-SKINNY'DJPPlNG EN AN IPVLL1C PICTURE - 
POSTCARD SETTING, IN A SECRET GUEfl WHE££ 
NO ONE CAN SEE - NO ONE EXCEPT SEVERAL 
MILLION 6EADV-EVEO READERS- £Hf VoO 
beadv-eveP reader ( voo? 



w -Me ^ 
f ENJOY 1 
GETTING 
t.MTO TFac?LJ0L£? 
DON’T BE 
Sill 1 /. 
BESIDES 
FALSE ALARM I 
NOBODY’S j 
L COMING, A 


r you ee such a 

CRAZY NONCONFORMIST 
FRIEND* WANDA 
HD W£ FREE/ 


“fMRK! 
SOME- 
ONE 
1 9 

COMING' 



^ IT'S A TRUCKFUL ^ 

OF WEN STOPPING RIGHT 
BY THE RlYeSBANK/ -OUR 
CLOTHES/rVE FORGOTTEN 
WHERE WE LEFT THEM / 


OO N’T WORRY / ^ 

i know exactly 

WHERE THEY ARE/ 
- RIGHT WHERE THE 
TjeucR (5. 



rauJCK/TME Y i SfllP don't ^ 

WEN HAVE COHEl WORRY / **' THAT 3 5 ' 
uf r«e hill. ejcactlY where they 
ASEVOUS uRE ACE. SE£ HERS? 
DUfl CLOTHES / RIGHT UNDER THE J 
are where i rear wheels, ^ 

THE TRUCK 



FHURRY 1 
f UFt FEU-OIrfl 
KLWSMCN 
■■’ThERLAN' 
KUVE HASl 
I STARTED.J 


r look/ ^ 
F HERE'S SOMEl 
' CLOTHING IN 1 
THE TRUCK THAT 
WE CAN WEAR 
UNTIL WE CAN 
6ET0UE0WNJ 
CLOTHES J 
l BAOK/ A 


r HOODED HATS/ ^ 
AND LOOK WHAT ELSE \3 IN 1 
THIS- TRUCK "-SHOTGUNS, AND 
ROPE, AND DYnamitC“MYGE?D5 
NESS/ TRjCK-OR TREATING 15 
GETTING C OWPLETgLY OUT 
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WT BRETHREN'" ^ 

m we are met \ 

W UNDER a FIERY 1 
f CROSS ■“ THE s AWE 
' CROSS SWEET JESUS 
OlED ON TO PROVE HtS 
LOVE FOE US- WE 
ARE MET UNDER THIS 
FIERY CROSS OF LOVE 
TO LOVINGLY DISCUSS 

different ways 

WE GONNA KILL 
INTEGRATION I STS* 
TZOUSimAKBRS 

AND , 

K SEATNEKS/ 


W LUCKY 1 
f I CALLED 1 

r you fallows 

QR YOU MIGHT 
HAVE MISSED 
THE Sf?Af40 
DRAGON'S 
ADMINISTER IKS, 
i THE OATH- A 


f W£ 
GONNA 

ma 

THEIR 
IN&IDE5 
OUT - J 


f Y/E 
GONNA 
KNOCK 
THBIE 
HEADS/ 
OFp r J 


5UT 

YQu’KF 

LUMPY 

KLANSWEN 


THAT’S 

the 
TRUTH J 



BUT FIRST, YOUR GRAND DRAGON \S GONNA 
PERSONALLY SUPERVISE THE SECRET OATH AN 0 UIWA5JUNG 
CEREMONY * AFTER THAT t THE IMPERIAL LIZARD IS 
GONNA DEMONSTRATE HOW BEST TO SLOW A STRANGER'5 
H6A0 OFF FROM A FAST-MOYING AUT0MO6FLE * AND 
NEXT] THE EXALTED NEWT WILL ENTERTAIN US WITH 
A LECTURE EXPLAINING HOW TO SLOW UP A CHURCH 
WITH THE FULL CONGREGATION 1^5ip£ »■ 





r Finally T PRACTICE * Tmaybe 

WE GONNA \ WE 

HAVE A LITTLE 1 WE CAN 

KARATE AND GONNA j DROWN 
BALL'BAT KILL / A 

, PRACTICE- j ANYTHING?/ CAT/ 


-OR 

SWING 


JUST ^ 
, PRACTICING 
I ISN'T MUCH 
OF A 

FUN THING h 
YOU 

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P PRACTICE, 
WE GET TO 
SMACK 
EACH OTHER 
on THE J 
L HEADS-J 


r HOLD 1 

ON p 

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j=r£ST'" 
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OATH j 



r take it 

■OFFj EtfALTEO 
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BRETHREN 5££ 
WHAT VDU LOOK 

L MICE* J 


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SWEAR. 1 


W f'p-Tt, m 

r ft T 

■r EXALTED 1 

MINUTE' 1 

If NEWT * TftitlE P 

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,■ OFF YOUR Ji 

A OUT f Ml 



that's 

EA5Y- WE'LL 


r yqd ^ 

NEXT, 

IMPERIAL 
UZARD“‘TA|iE 
off your 
robe and 

SWEAR ! 


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■ JuOT STRIKE OUT V 

A CROOK 

I THAT PART OF THE 

1 5WEAG TO 

OATH WHERE FT M 

V THE OATH ? J 

m. SAYS J, DN OUR A 


wM HONOCT 



W AS ^ 

W each 1 
f Clansman 
f SWEAR 5 TO 

rue OATH, HE 

WILL REAAOYE 
HI& ROBE AND 
RE WEAL him- 
56LF TO THE 
ASSEMBLED 
L REAVER^. 


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thief/ 

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HI5 
HEAP 
OFF/ J 


f EJtALTEO 
newt.' 
WHAT 
AGE YOU 
GOING 
with cue 
CA5H- 
boy IN 

your 

, SELT? j 


r WAIT A T -AMO 1 
AMWLJTfij BROTHERS, I WHAT WITH 

thEnewtha$a my regular 
Glorious KiSi&EY /job selling 
OF STOMPrwa / LIGHTING 
t FEEEOOW J 2 . 0 Q 5 , it Don't 

^ RlOEK 5.1 J BEING IN 

wt ENOUGH FOG 

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ONCE attend 
YOUR BAR 
t M1TZYAH 


OUd T A 
rWPERIAL ROSHER 
LfZAftO KUANS* 
I JS A MAM IN 
jc nit out 

rAYt * l most! 


SWEAR 


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HIS PACE 
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BUT ' 
HOW’S 
HE 

GOING 
TO TAKE 
THE 

OATH? I 


we can 

change 

IT SOPAE 

more"- 


I MAY&E 
/ WE'C? 
f BETTER 

forget the 

OATH, A 


GRAND 

LIZARD.' 


fcl/V &OPY^ 
TAKES THE 
OATH f 


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BROTHERS'" i 
TH£ IMPERIAL 
LIZ A* p'£ 0CEIN 
DOING A GOOD 
JOB DESECRATING 
CERTAIN HOUSES 
OP woRSHrP t 



put why should 

I TAKE THE OATH f 
i WROTE IT * 


LOOK! 


WHY T GZfkB 
IS THE \ HIM AN 
GRAND TAKE 
LfZAED / Off 
HOLDING/ HIS , 
BACK? /ROSE// 


THE GRANP 
LIZARD 
ISA , 

NlfiBA ! 



^HOU^^WE'LL T HEY/ 

THE W JUST 1 -WHERE 
HECK'S ¥ TARE THE ARE YOU 
A F PART OUT TWO 
NIGRA J A&OUT LUMPY 
GOflrtA J (CHOKE) j iilANSAfN 
TAKE / BEING /SNEAKING 
THE /DEDICATED/OFF TO? J 
OATH ?/ TO UPHOLD-* j-^d 
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KLANS- 1 ROBESJ 

TAKE S& 
THE , L J 
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f m 
Wider 

THEY f 5 j 

LUMPY/ A 



f WELL-’ 
THERE 
GOES THE 
PART 
A0QUf 
MANHOOD' 





«W« 


^ GTAftT RUNNING » WANDA / LBAPIN* 
UZAfLOS/ SOMErttES t DO THINK YOU 
. ENJOY GETTING INTO TROUBLE/ 


r NEVER ^ 
MIND THEM 
WOMEN -'THE 
OATH IS MORE 
it IMPORTANT/ 


T ALL 
IT &AYS 
NOW IS- 
“ wE-" 

ARE ■“ 

sick-Y f ; 


(DON'T ©£ GlLLYj 
ANNIE - I JUST HATE TO 

miss the Karate 
PRACTICE is ALL/ 


f READ 1 
WHAT'5 LEPT 
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MURRAY SAYf GO 
tNTO MV CA6IIM AWO TAJffi 
YOUR CLOTHES OFF. 


/ £fMON \ 
f SAYS 1 
HANDS 
0 N HEAP. 
SIMON SaY& 
HAND'S ON 
HIPS, SIMON 
SAYS HANDS 
ON 

l S4-I0-UL0ECS-J 


YOU MEAN 
SIMON SAYS 


BOY — x 
TALK A&OUT YOUR 
INSECURITY. 


r YPuVe 

DONE 

ENOUGH 

FOE 

SIMON' 


J ' i Aj 


r ( J^t 

SPENT AN 

hour with 
the pro on 

THE GOLF 

course, 


f (JUST 
SPENT AN 
HOUR WITH 
THE PRO 

Off THE 

GOLF 

coueztf 


m ORE THAN EVER, CONVENTIONS ARE 
MOVING OUT OR THE S-MOtfY HOTEL 
HALL AND ENTC 1 THE PICTURESQUE VACATION 
SPOT WHERE BUSINESS CAN MlY. WITH PLEASURE 

or, f\0 t$ more often the case, pleasure 

cm MIX WITH PLEASURE. WHICH REMINDS 
US OF A FUNNY THINS THAT HAPPENED ON THE 
WAY TO THE SWlfAMl.NO POOL AT EUPHORIG¬ 
IN - the - Pines, where our sweetheart was 

ASSISTING! THE- SOCIAL DIRECTOR - 


%W^ NOW, X 
J ANNIE V 

/ WHILE \ \ 

r GATHER THE ) 

THEATER GROU? 
YOU SET THESE 
GUESTS INTERESTED 
IN OUR SPOKTriNGi 
ACTIVITIES. AND 
REMEMBER"* 
THEY'RE ALL 
l psychoanalysts, i 
\ SO TARE CARE / 

\ YOUR FREUDIAN / 

\ SUP JSN J T / 

SHOWING. / 


r ro \ 

LAUGH, TOO, 1 
IF HE WASN'T 
THE LIFE' 

, GUARD, j 


X l LEAD YOU ON, ^ 
' I LET YOU MARE LOVE 
TO ME. IT’S NOTHING SUT 

FUN FOR VOU ! FUN / P(iNf ft! 
SUT WHAT AE0UTM6? ARE 

you Going ro see me 

V IN THE CITY ? HUH f 
\ HUH? j 


MAfMfl! 

SHAME! 


mmim 


PEOPLE! 

ANYBODY FOR 1 

horseback 
riding? how 

ABOUT rowing? 
VOLLEY&ALL? 

R«NG-A"Lrviq, 

anyone? J 

JOHNNV'Ort' / 
A-POiMY ? / 

, ONE POTATO, / 
\ TWO POTATO / 



TIME 1 

JL *> 

HIRE 

|V 

COLLEGE 


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WHAT YIHSUU^ 
A \ COMA 
MARVEL' TfltRAPY 

aus w omo 

$U$J£CT Bt 
FOR AH MUCH 

ITErtSJVt FAST EiLj 


/P5YCH0-\ 
/ PlMAEMfl- \ 
/ CQLQGti! 1 
HA LlU C | NO - 
^FNS CAM 8RlW 
YOU RIGHT 


r LEAFIN' 
LIZARDS , r 

i DON'T 
HAVE ANY 
PROBLEMS. 


MlSS WHY DON'T 
YOU JOIN MlY THERAPY 
GROUP? \ THINK I CAN 
W HELP YOU/ 


MEN V W 
MUST \ OfiVrOLtA 
CO^ l SUI- 
SlDER Cl PAL 
H£R Ty?E 

UN- >s LA 

AfWMcH-j HA CLOW 
ASEC / AND 


f m i 

ALL 

FOR 

ELECTRO¬ 
SHOCK. . 


lonely 

GIRL, 


veritable 

TYPICALLY 
CQNtUSW 
AND UN- 
l HAPPY- 1 


MONROE./ YEAR 
^ ANALYSIS,, 


SUL¬ 

marvel- 

CI DAL 

OLfS 

TYPE 

SUBJECT 

A LA 

FDR AN 

HA CLOW 

INTENSIVE 

AND / 

THREE- 


w[no!\ 

y TD THE BASIS i 

^/^HoRse@Act\| 


gi'-SS w 

|l OF HER h 

JplOfY^ ANYONE ?j| 

pb!‘‘^r 


ILdJ 

i,^L PROBLEMS,/l 

\yoliw$alC?// 

NC| 




WHY DO YOU REALLY 
WANT we TO PASS YOU 
v THE SALT? , 


f BUT Y PUS MOTHER 
| | OON'T \ NEVER PASSED 
1 HAVE \ HIM THE SALT. 
ANY 

PROBLEMS 


HE DOESN’T 
REALLY WANT 
YOU TC PASS HIM 
V THE SALT. , 


HE ^ 
WANTS VO£J 
TO PASS 
HIM HIS 
, MOTHER., 


DOCTOR, YOU M£AN TO TELL M£ 
THAT YOUR THERAPY OtfOuP GOES 
W<TH YOU ON VACATION ? 

OH,YES. THEY'RE ALWAYS 
WITH IT DOES GET A 
LITTLE MESSY “-ALSO INTER 
ESTINC AT SATA TIME. JOIN 
THEM AND YOU CAN WORK 
OUT YOUE PRO SLEWS 
TOGETHER, 



/ RELAY, ^ 
/ ANNIE. 

1 once you 

GET INTO 
I THE Swing 

OF THINGSJ 
ALL YOUR 
defensive 
MECHANISMS 
WILL FALL 
l AWAY, J 


YES, mO££0! 
PICKL£S REMIND 

me op - 


REMIND 

ME 

OP 

CUCUM 
t sez5* 


coMst.iPmivs' 


NATURALLY, 



/ «' er 
r -'WELL 1 

*“flNV0OPY 

FOIC 

HGIfSE&ACK 
t ItlDfNS? j 


f [ Y SHUT UP T YECHf 
know \ AND PUSS \ IT'S 
wwVSC iKe\hE A KPIfa, \ PEPPER/ 
TRYjrtG I WANT TO jb——^ 

to Sutter eat my /whoop# 

YlWJt SREAO .SOURV I GAVE 
WITH A YOU 

SPOON / here s \caody &y 
YCU J RE /mommy, J Mr&TAKC > 
TRYING h 
TO ^ JH 
, ?Mlt C 


f YOU ^ 
ARE 1 
INTERESTED 
JN 

HORSEBACK 
tfrQJNG, 
yes? J 


HERE'S 

MOMMY, 


mm 



ZB 

SUBSTITUTION 

OP cruelty for 

ZE S^X ACT. 

- leather 

L FETISHISM/ 


IT \$s All ZERE- 
POM I NATION OYER 
A SUSMiSSEYp 
v HORse- 


OH, 

INDEED, 


IM 

READY, 

WOLFGANG 











































/WOLF' 
f GANG* 
ARE W£ 
GOING 
HORSE¬ 
BACK 
RIDING , 
OR } 

not i 


f AM f MY WIFE f 
f WE V/JLL CONTINUE 
ZtS D|&CU&SrON AnUZZER 
TIME. MEANWHILE TRY 
NOT TO REPRESS Z£S£ 

feelings. ze sooner: 
VOU BRING ZEM TO t£ 

SURFACE, ze BETTER 

We CAN COME TO GRIPS 
WITH Zt PROBLEM. 



CAN T WE 0O AW A V 
WITH Z£ UNNECESSARY 
preliminaries rjs ti^e, 
^ My DEAR r 


AIL RIGHT' 
NO HORSES/ 


/any-\ 

/vo\ 

/ BODY \ 

f LIKE 1 

F FOR 

/ VERY 

HUMMgACK | 

1 MUCH 

-■ 'fit■"AHEM l 

TOGO 

-ANYftOOY 

COWING 

FOR / 

WITH 

l ROWING?/ 

V You. j 







^ hypnosis/ 

I THOUGHT 
THAT was ONLY 
SOMETHING 
THAT WAS 

usee? in 
V VAUDEVILLE. / 


50 YOU SEE, OK. MANDuCK, EVERYONE 
IS TIDING TO FIND PROBLEMS JIN M£. SOT 1 
DON'T HAVE ANY. I’fA VERY HAPPY. 


/ YES: ATONE A 
/ TIME, I WAS A N 
f STAGE HYPNOTIST. 
@UT NOW THAT I’M A 
PRACTICING PSYCHO 
ANALYST, I USE 
HYPNOTHERAPY 
TO GET TO THE 
ROOT OF 

6 YE HY Thing/ j 


ANNIE, I 1 

HATE TO SAY TIB IS, 

BUT YOUK SO-CALLED "HAFPI- ' 

NESS" IS ONLY AN INDICATION THAT 
YOUR TRUE PRO&LEMS ARE 
SURFED VERY DEEP. BUT f 
t THINK. WE CAN GET TO THE j 
V HEART OF IT through / 
CX -HYPNOSIS. y 



X"^ JUST LOOK AT 

ms key. You'Re 

BEGINNING TO FEEL VERY 
DROWSY. YOUR EYES ARE 
&EGINNING TO CLOSE — 
V BEGINNING TO' CLOSE J 



YOUR EYES ARE BEGINNING TO 
CLOSE. YOU'Ce BEGINNING TO FfEL 
VERY FREE NOW. YOU’pe THROWING 
OFF YOUR REPRESSIONS, YOUR 
INHl&lTrONS, YOUR CLOTHES, Your 

eves are beginning to close, my 



YOU ARE NOW IN 
A DEEP HYPNOTIC SLEEP, 
YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED VERY 
TIGHT.H MY EYES ARe OPEN 
V VERY WjpEiSS. 1 . 










































f THERE, THE RE "WHEM 
I WAS THREE, J BBC E 
INVOLVED WITH MY DOLLY- 
I LOVED HER.THEN ONE 
DAY J ACCIDENTALLY 
\ @KOK£ HER RfttA, AND-Y 


i 

STILL 

CANT 

get 

show 

BUSINESS 

our of 

AY 

6100 D. 


FORGIVE ME, ANNFE, FOR WHAT I 
ALMOST OIO/ IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.' 
BECOME EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED 
WITH MY PATIENTS - 


OH, AVf 

G 0 D/&K 0 KE 

THE dolly's 
MfAf WHERE 
IS SHE? lU KISS: 
LTHE BOO-BOO -> 




SEE WHAT J MEAN? 


ALL OF A SUDDEN 
I'M BEGINNING TO 

F£El very blue. 


-LOOK, ANNIE - WE'RE 
AT. NIRVANA- ifi-THE- WOODS, 
THE RESORT ON THE QTHEJC 
SIDE OF THE LAKE. IT LOOKS 
UKE THEY'RE HAVING A 
CONVENTION HERE, 700- 

1 ^TW* 

«■ welcome 

r - ^BOSUBGEOHS 



/ -PSV- 
' CHlATRlC 1 

cape? 1 

NONSENSE, 1 
MY DEAR, 
DEPRESSION 
IS ULTIMATELY 
V ORGANIC. J 


W WHY 
f INVOLVE 
YOURSELF WITH 
LONG, COSTLY 
PSYCHOTHERAPY 
WHIN YDLR CON ■ 
DiTrow MIGHT 6E 
IMPROVED with 
A MHAT, SWIFT 
LEUCOTOMV 
t OPERATION? J 


W BY ^1! 

' SEVERING THE \ 
FIBERS THAT 1 
LINK THE FRONTAL 
LOSES WITH THE 
REST OF THE 

PRArN, we can 

ALLEVIATE ALL 
TENSION “‘HEHGEJ 
V DEPRESSION .J 


f WE CAN ALWAYS ' 
SEVER HEP CQAAUS 
CAUQ8t//i f THUS 
PERMITTING EACH 
C ERE&RAL HEMISPHERE 
TO FUNCTION FiNdE - 
V PEMiOEiNTLYj AND 


/ with Ny 
f EVERYONE HAVING N 
PROBLEMS EXCEPT 
ME, PERHAPS I AtA 
OUT OF STEP. I'M 
SO DEPRESSED. 
MAYBE I UO NEED 
, PSYCHIATRIC 
V CARE - J 


f | r LL- BoY 

that' it worked 
V£RY WELL ON 
ONE OP MY j 

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cm m-not 

ANNIE 

FA-FANNY.' 


PAftoont, ^ 

w&eTre, r mistook: 

shapeless sj-Li(? 
Foe HER &HAP£l£$5 
v ftUJfc' J 


rfF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING OUT FOR THE FOX TROT 

Ur /\Np the waltz, forget it, BflPV/ THE PENDULUM 

m$ sv/mo from touch to non-touch, 'teei / 1 is 

OUT/ "SEE" 35 in / -AHO WHAT WE PO 5E£ 15 OUR 
DANCING DARLING - A *HOOPflDEDOG GIRL' 1 YET- 
DOING A REMARKABLE MOVEMENT THAT COMBINES 
A FRANTIC FRUC WITH fl VIOLENT ^HAKE AND A 
JARRtpiG JERK. IN SHORT, WE SEE A SHAPELESS SLUR. 



come £>n, 

^ AN INIS, SA&Y, WHO NEEDS THIS? ^ 
TH£ ttOOPflQEDQO SHOW'S HAD JT- LET 
me PLACE YOU WITH SOMETHING rMPORTANT/ 
-SOMETHING WITH A FtITURfi/ -■ NOW 
THIS FRJEINP OF MINE [S HOLOlNG 
L AWOlTlONS FOE A MAJOR INUDlE- ^ 


UT' LEAPlN' LIZARDS, 

SollVj you mustn’t talk n 

r LIUS THAT AND PLfRrNG FEHEAESA l/ 
THE HOOPAOEDOO SHOW IS 
IMPO£TAlNT TO THE YOUNGER 
dLENEIIATiaN / WHV r IT h S LIKE 
A RELIGION To THE YOUTH j 

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-besides, the network program 

DIRECTOR, AIR. AU tiiKEV AU&REY, MIGHT 
HEAR YOU. He'S VISITING THE STUPJf)- 


&AE Y. t'VE GOT A GROUP OF P£D - 
TEST SINGERS FOR MR AUBREY. 


SH ! SH 1 &0&SY OOL£fiJL IS ABOUT ^ 
TO SENG HlS LATEST FRoTf ST SONG' 



TWf WHOLE WORLD isRi/NNiN 
A AMO ARMS RACE 
IN VIETNAM l WTJ£S J OON' 
AtflVE 1 fl.^V CASE. 

THE DRAT T SoARO T 6 U-S ME 
rue ARM Y 'S MY Pi ACE 
OP, DON'T YQU SEE 

stp%r.i r^rm-eE' # Ajj 


'ORSlit T Oi ft A PPfffCSS 
fitVES ME NO REST 
CHASIN' MONEY'S A 
POINTLESS QUEST 
( NOfE YEW'RE LtSTEfiW ' 
jW'&Tm 1 DEPRESSED 
NOK ORE ME, YOU 
ARE AL$Q RtPE FOR 



EKCUGE 
PLEASE, MR 
DOLEFUL- 


f AM THE 

voice OF fl MILLION 

SWOLLEN SEt-LIES 
CRYING OUT FROM Th£ 
COALPITS Of APPALACHIA 
AND THE &HETTD OF 
WATTS r 1 AM THE 
SOUND Of POVERTY, 


r flUh^ 

THING! 1 ' 
— NOW 

ivvy 

PROTEST 

SINGSRS- 


r OH, 600 BY — ’l 

YOU'RE TOO MUCH / 
SUCH PROTEST!"WHERE 
00 YOU GET THE IDEAS 
. FOR YOUR PROTEST , 
SONGSP Jk 



Y VERY GOOD, ^ 
r SES&U£. WELL, 

TA TA EVERYONE-J'm 
Off TO SEE MY 
L SCORED J 


r - THE 
LIMOUSINE 
AWAITS 
without 


AGOGD 



5 H, & 0 lLY. ~ 

SONNY AND Wan DA 
ARE ASOUTTfOSlNQ 
THEiR NEWEST 
PROTEST HIT, 

- THEY'RE SO 

L NONCONFORMIST, 


|r ^y 

PROTEST ' 
SIN&E^&MARE 
HrM SOUND 
ABOUTAS BITTER 
AS SOUPY j 

k SALES. J 



Tftff Y RESE/VT THAT i WILL 1 
NOT CONFORM AT ALL 
JUST 'CAUSE f WEAR A 
LAMPSHADE EORP 3Al-i. 
AND HtTMVHEAQ WW ALL 
v mVM t$HfA&AtNSTTHE WALL 


THEY WONDER WAV YOU LOVE ME 
Atvrfosr the/p lsvsnshell. 
/ WATCH TREif? EVtL WAYS AND 

j Just Tis vE tq rebel - 


SOPOi, SABAf 
SO DO/ t SA&af 
so po/, 5AS£f 




























riOTHiMaf AjOHTHrrjGf 


_ r HMM- ^ 

MY PfiOTfST SINGERS MAKE THEM r i TflKS |T 1 
SOUND LIKE TH£ MUSHING KeCpfiO. THAT 0NE 

-— -I [>£NT | FIE & SOri« Y 

BYTHECrGAK 
AND WAND A 
BY THE! i 
L LIPSTICK. A 


SOLLY "■ WANDA <5 AN OLD 
H ON CONFORM I ST F£l£NO Of 
MINE Af*D SON IS Y IS HER NON 
CONFORMIST EOYFRrENCX 



OOW *OOHf 
LOWNG 
ANTHONY 
IS ABOUT 
TO SiP*&? 


^ GO DO N£ 5 S, NO ? 
WANDA HAS TrE CIGAR 
they're YERY NON¬ 
CONFORMIST. 



SHAKE IT 
UP, BABY* 
?KV& ETUI* &A&V' 
TVI&T IT UP h &A 6 V/ 
l J tt 5 Q HAPPY? 

I'M SO H APPY/ 


_ r OWE££ ? _ 

r i'msohappv^ 1 
rJoy.'JOV.'jo^jDVJoy; 1 
OWEE? OWEEE ! 
LOVE t JOY/ 

!_ WMAM^ 

HAPPINESS / 

ig gg^w ^■m;b ■ h■ "■ 



HONEY’■ ■ YOU'RE JUST IN0T 
r WITH IT. You'Re NOT WORKING OUT 
OF TH£ PROTEST 6AO YOU DO NOT DJG 
I GUESS Y Oil JUST HBVEnY LIVED WITH 
OPPRESSION AND DEPRIVATION 
L L-iwre our protest singers have. j 


CAREFUL 

SOLLY“- 

MR. 

AUDREY 



All&IE. HONEY* / rVe GOT A 

PROTEST GROUP I WANT YOU TO 
HEAR, THEY'LL MARE YOUR &EST 

protest singers sound like 

snow WHITE'S seventh 
^ DWARF, "HAPPY 11 * --* 


~ TALK 
TO THE 
PRODUCER, 
SOLLY. l‘M 
BUSY TrffING, 
SOME PEOPLE. 



r i call them ths 

ULTIMATE PROTESTS? 
AMO HERE THEY AtfE / 
THEY WALK, TALK AMD 
SMELL PROTEST? SHOW 
MR. AU&REY VOUR j 
l SHT tCK, KIOS? WK. 


You'ae FrEED and 
yoltre pjjte □. 





















BHTlCKf 


Jf | V 

**ML r Lv.T^ V 

Hr 1 1/ y v H UL , ■ 

m fwoeuiTASS 1 


BV_ _ #ji 

ANOflflYE- 


la.! ‘ J ' ifaff j^P 

wSf, GALLON TIN •« 1 

rm WHAT A 



w ioo k at \ 
w them puiwk- \ 

IftlG THE GUITARS \ 
AN0 BANGlflG 
tHeriN.' f5 

THAT forest ? 

gEEYOQ- 
L DIFUL/ ^ 



^ - WHAT AtfE TA£V POlMGf 

- OPENING the Trrt ANp 
SPILLING STUFF ALL OVER "*/? 
WHAT'S THAT? A MATCH? 

QUICK, ANNIE,YOUR KOBE.' 




r aeevoooiFUL! N 

BEEVOODIFUL' 

THE ONLY THING, KlOS. 
POM'T YOU THINK VOU 
SHONL0VF SAVEP THE 
Fl££ &«T FOR THB. 

L uye telecast ? J 


r SELF- ^ 
IMMOLATION 
IS A SHTfCK 1 ? 


Sr YOU'Re ALL 
FIRED.' 


















WHAT A. 

r PAY/ BR5T HAIL, > 
THEN A fEEASi MOMBOON 
AND (NOW ATHUHOEKSTOiZM 
AND NOT A SOUL -HAS 
V LEFT THE STANDS. J. 


r A Tftut 
FAN ff£V€R 

LEAVES TH£ 
Stan os. 


ONce left 
THE STANDS 


raofi Some time ncm one sport pias almost 

is- COMPLETELY DOMINATED THE AMERICAN SC£NE- 
ITS a brutal, COLORFUL spectacle that involves 
CROEL GIVE AND TAKE WITH ONE SIDE BATTLING THE 
OTHER EVERY INCH OF THE WAY IT fS CALLED SEX.THE 

number two sport is pro football, and a key 

FIGDRE !N THE GfiME IS ANNlE J S DADDY 5 IS BOCKS, 
OWNER OP TH£ GREENBACK BUSTERS. W£ OpEJT IN 
THE PENAL GUflRTER OP THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 
BETWEEN THE &U 5 TERS AND THE CLEVELAND BULLS, 
AND IP YOU LOOK CLOSELY, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT TH£ 
CHEERLEADER’S PACE IS FAMILIAR. ALSO HER BODY- 


W WELL, \ 
f SEE— ’ 
THAT WAS EN 
the SASEBALL 

SEASON,AND 
wf oorj'rHAYE 
, A BASEBALL 
V TEAM, J 


THREF 

MINUTES left J_} 
AND THE BULLS ARE /, 
^ LEADrNG 20 TO tl ! BUT , 
don't forget, Folks, ^ 
OEEENBACK, WISCONSIN, £. 
(5 THE P£Q FOOTBALL ^ 
CAPITAL OF THIS PRO FOOTBALL 
CEflZY COUNTRY. A NO THE 
b0,000 FANS HE£E 
TODAY A££|S'T GIVING UP! * 
NO SUWfT/ IN THIS < 
- TOWN, THEY Live 

FOOTBALL, THEY Tl 

7 BL££P FOOTBALL, T? : 

THEY EAT FOOD 'T-riJi 

/ BALL/ _Y«2 


r HEEYAKI > 
6ETV0UK 
RED-HOT 
FOOTBALLS 
ON A 

l #COLL' A 


f i m TRYING ^ 

TO CHEER, PADDY, 
BUT IT ALL COMES 
OUT "BOJB,TEAM, 
V 6LUB"- J 


lr TELL W i 
y THAT ALL -1 Vj* 
J AMERICAN END 
r IF HE SIGNS WITH ¥ 
ME FDR THE HfrAT \ 
YEAR, I'LL 61VE HIM 1 
HALF A MILLION AND 
all shipping Eights 
TO LAKE £ElE. 

THAT J S RIGHT/ I 
BOVH(M AND / 
GET BACK £ 
Vy 70 MB! j 6 k 


Y GET \ 

{ SOME' 1 

THING 

G0lN6, 

ba ay/ 

this game 

ISN’T OVtK 
BY A 

l LONG , 
\ 5 HDT ! A 


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H£'S HURT SAC?, > 
HE DOESN'T «£- 
MEMBER THE SCORE 
-‘THE T£AM 1,1 HIS 
OWN NAWlE t 
fYUJL. HORNY. j 


DADDY/ 
00% STAR 
GUAfsreff- 
eACK *s 
HURT/ , 


WHAT po you ^ 

mean, ce$ won't 

TELEVISE t>U!e 

GAMES NEXT YEAR? 

suycbs AMi76er 

t SACK TO ME / > 



HOW £ ABOUT V H£ J seor y don't g^v£M t ^ 

d MTP dNNllA \ Five BROKEN \ THAT COMPLICATED 
I-* *?«?// r ™ RlSS, A FRACTURED MEDICAL Te«W- 
FANNYI I GO l HIP, FIFTEEN WH0GY STUFF, DOC 
WJLP WHEN J SEE GUISES,TWENTY- j T M SENDlNGWtt 
THAT 4-\*/&-t9'/y /TWO LOOSE TEETH BACKltt* THIS (S 

3&yjb shape / / and two loose JpftQ Fo-oT&ALL. NOT 

^UMS- ,/L POTSY/ J 



YOU'EE \ 
K£D-CWG6ll> r | 

THROW A 
FLARE PttSS/ 

TO THE / __ 

SPLIT 1/ \ 

t ENO. //UEAPrN i 
|X y f LiTARDSf 
■ t. ^ WHATEVER 

V\ mesthe 

\V COACH 

\\ mean &y 1 

>i\THAT? 


/ HE \ 
( MEANS \ 
that ff the \ 

DEFENSJVE 
Line RUSHES 
THE PASSER 

heTl throw 
A SHORT J 
PAS & TO / 
V OUR LEFT / 
k END, A 


'tH . * 

UtI *r l 


l j 

ft \i 


It- m 

fcjr b 


WHAT 

SHOULD 

WE 


IF 

THEY 

ALSO 


HE MEANS HE WANTS 
TO KNOW WHAT TO 
OQ IF TWO DEFENSIVE 



DO IF 
THE |K 
MIDDLE 
AND 
CORNER 

sacks 

PULL 
A TWO 
ON 
ONE 
ON 

G&ADY 
2 


SAFE¬ 

TY 

SEITZ, 

TRY 

A 

□OWN 

AND 

OUT, 

other¬ 

wise, 

BUTTON 

HOoRJ 


SACKS COVCK GRADY. 
IF THE SAFETY MAN 
RUSHES THE PASSER 
FROM THE END, WE'LL 
FAKE A shoitt pass 
AND THEN SHOOTOUT 
FOR A LONG ONE, 
&UT IF THE SAFETY 
MAN DOESN'T LISE THE 
PASSER. THE END WILL 
FEINT GOING DEEP AND 
COMfi SACK fOft A 
SHORT PASS. 



/COACH! \ 

/ coach! \ 

r ro like to 

TRY A LINE 
DASH FOR THE 
OPEN-FEONT 
SAFETY, 
VsHPKixr.'V 


/ HE 1 

'means 

HE HAS 
TO LEAVE 
THE 

l ROOM, j 



HE'S NOT 
ONLY LOST 
HIS MEMORY- 
HE'S LOST HIS 
POWER OF 
SPEECH - 


OH, 

□AOOY '■*■ 
PAUL 
HORNY 
IS HURT 
AGAIN. 


YES, l WANT TO SLY 
/ johnny uneeda PROM 
&ALTJMOR£. # WHAT? THE 
COMMISSIONER SAYS IT'S 
TOO LATE IN THE SEASON 
TO BUY PLAYERS ? 0UY 
A tf£W CO fAMISSiONei? 
MO set SACK TO Me/ 



THAT'S OK, 
Doc. WG JuGT 

wave two 

MINUTES LEFT TO 

PLAY, SEND him 

, SACK IN / 


r \ Give > 
HIM 
ABOUT 
THREE MORE 
MINUTES 
TO LLYE h 


(SIGN 
language) 
WHAT DO YOU 
5AY, ANNIE? 


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vou men t 


W£ J RE\/ IN THIS \f PH01DTKE> 
WARM-V AG E OF VSA LL FOR ALL 
ING UP 1 SPECIAL IZATlQN,! Fl EL PASCAL 
OUR I HOLD THE BALL ATTEMPTS 
, INDEY FOR ALL Fi£LP- OUTSIDE 
HEAVENS SAKE\ F IPHSCAS, GOAL ATTEMPTS THE ZOYAtfD 
WI4ATARE VOU j ANN|£ / INSIDE THE J L LINE. 

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GOING- TO SHOW YOU THAT LAST PLAY AGAIN ,7HEN 
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f ANNIE ■■■ REMEMBER > 
f HOW I PUT YOPK NAME ON 
DPR ACTIVE-PLAYER ROSTER 
IN CASE OF SOME UNFORESEEN 
EMERGENCY? WELL, THE TIME 
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CAW\P^VrLL£ — AMD HERE 
IS THS JEWEL OF MY 
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HW£ AM UGLV TfFTAMV 
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ABSOLUTE HORROR 
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IT'S 50 B m IT’S GOOD; 50 OUT ITS IN ; SO DOWN, 
ITS UP; SO TO, ITS FRO: SO TWEEDLEDUM, IT'S 
TWEEDLEDEE - AT THIS POINT, YOU MIGHT WELL 
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IMAGINE' ^ 

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KIDNAPING KNOW-HOW 
TO MAKE AN ISOTOPE SO 
CHEAP AND POWERFUL IT CAN 
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V. BEFORE TRE POLICE > 
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ttLtr WHY TAKE CHANCES. 
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NOBODY LIP HERE ON 
. THE EOOf TO SEE tlS- , 


r WHO WOULD 
&E UP ON THE ROOF 
ON A CLOUDY DAY ? 
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT 
WIND WOULD BE 
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r MEM- WeVE GOT TO FIND PR. NEUTRINO 6£FOK6 HE'S 
whisked our of the country. bur while we J R£ looking, 
remember we must maintain, the immaculate- image the f&i 

HAS MAINTAINED THROUGH THE YEARS - CLEAN MEW WITH CLEAN 
WINDS IN CLEAN BODIES -■ AND STAY AWAY FROM THE GAMING 
TABLES. THEY'RE DESTROYING THE MORAL Fl&EA OF THE NAT TON, 
v IF YOU MUST FIND AMUSEMENT, DO WHAT J DO, GO TO 
\ THE RACE TRACKS. ThEY'K& CLEAN, 


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SAY THAT 
OR, NEUTRINO 
ISAVEEY 
IMPORTANT 
NUCLEAR 
PHYSICIST J 


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O LINES ARE WILL MAK£ 

IF TEEMING WITH OtlR LITTLE 

D COMMIES COMMIE-CATCH 
?U (KEAPMY HERE TELL 

LATEST US WHERE 

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RATS AT 1-^-vTPOK DR, 
r SllT \ OUR / BUT YnEUTEINO 
CHIEF'] THRDATS-TI CHIEF -j TO- J 


YOUNG 
LADY/YOU'RE 
A DISGRACE TO 
THE WOMEN OF 
AMERICA, DIP 
YOU THI«R TOO 
COULD G£T 
AWAY WITH 
SUBVERTING, 
AMERICAN 

motherhood! 

id THAT RED 
SrKrNJ'? 


&ur, 1 

but but, 

CHIEF - ■ 
WE OlPN'T 
CATCH HER, 
SHE CAME 
TO US! 
SHE SAW 
THE KID' 
•NAPrNG, 



I WAS ON THE SUN 
D^CK.YCUR HONOR, WHEN 
I &AW TWO MEN CARRYING 
A 30DY ACROSS ThE ROOF, 
-M'P If NOW THE KiPlWERS 
IF r EYE (2 SAW THEM AGAIN. 
THEY’VE BEEN AROUND 
the hotel foe Two 

OR THREE DAYS. 


ALL RIGHT"' WE’LL TAKE THE 
COMMIE'S WORD FOR IT. | WANT 
THE AREA CHECKED THOROUGHLY, 
PUT BEFORE YOU MEN TAKE Of ft 
l WANT TO INSPECT FENS El? NAILS, 
EARS AND HANDKERCHIEFS, AND 
DON'T TRY TO PULL YOUR POCKETS 
OUT AND PASS THEM OFF 
AS HANKIES - 



AGENT SOUARf CfH N , YOU CHECK THE HOTEL OH" 


AND GROUNDS WITH THE COMMIE EYE WITNESS- 
YOU OTHER MEN WILL CHECK THE ROADS AND 
OTHER HOTELS.AGENT TRUE SLUE, HA YE 
ROOM see VICE SEND LIP A small flag to 
MY eoOM, [p ANYONE WANTS MS, I’LL 6£ 

upstairs pledging allegiance- 6000 

LUCK AND tfEMEMPEC"’CLEANLINESS 

t$N£)£TTa<3GpL!NESS.' 


AGENT 
SQUAeeCHlN, 
it'll ee SO 
much fun 
helping You 
ON THIS 
CASE, 



{ I Y PfP Y NO, PUT 1 
1 HAVEN'T \ YOU \ THIS 

HAP MUCH TRY MORNING 

1 LUCK WITH THE I HIT A 
THE FOOL- JACKPOT 

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SIR? J 


PLEASE, MA’AM- 1 
Since WE'RE GOING 
TO Be. WORKING 
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INTIMACY,DON'T CALL 
ME AGENT SQUARE- 
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TWENTY MINUTES 
AMP HE HASN'T 
TOLD ONE 
DRINKING JOKE I 
ABOUT ME. / 


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WASN'T 1 SLOT MACHINE 
THAT UNDER THE 
610 SEP covers 
COWfY OOESNT 
LAST BOTHEg 

NIfiHT?! YOil/ 


AND HE 
HASN'T 
TOLP ONE 
JEWISH 
JOKE 
ABOUT 

me/ , 


YOU LOSE Ait 
TRACK Of TINE 
IN THrS PLACE. 
HAVE YOU 
BEEN 

PLAYING HERE 
LONG? a 


SPOT ANYTHING 
YrTj MA J AM? 


r no. r# 1 

JUST SWING 
OFT ON MY 
WAY HOME 
FRONl THE 

Chicago 
WORLD'S FAlR.j 


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SEE OWE OF THE 
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r WHAT KIND OF T fctlT IF > 
AN eifYATOR IS 1 YOU PRESS 
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L A QUARTER? A WIN A 

jackpot, y 


LOOK / HE'S 
GOING INTO 
ROOM 301 / 
WHAT’LL WE 
DO NOW?, 



r WAlT/ HE'S COMING 
OUT AGAIN / WE HAVE 
A PASSKEY f WHY 
DON'T WE LOOK UNSlOH 
FOR THE KIDNAPED 
V SCIENTIST ? a 


r what oo we 1 
DO? we DO WHAT 
COOL nerve and 
UN FUN CHINS COURAGE 
t reu us 

TO DO - _^A 



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neuteino; 

THANH 60V 
weVe found 

L VOU! A 


r OOH/ 
oo you 
have 
children 
DOCTOR? 


r f SHOULD HAVE 
NEVER GONE ON 
VACATION / I SHOULD 
HAVE NEVER LEFT 
MY 6A&IES/ a 



NO h BOMBS/ MV LITTLE BOMBS. I LEFT 
THEM HOME AT LOS ALAMOS WITH A BOM0 
SrTTER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A 
PICTURE OF MY BABIES? I HAVE J 
t SOME m MY WALLET, 


T NO TIME TO 1 
UNTIE THE 

/doctor/ let^ 

UNLOCK THE 
DOOR TO THE 
ADJOINING 
l SUITE"* A 


lEAPtfl UZAMOS? 
THE KlPNAPEffS Aft E 
COMING 6ACM? 
















































































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HE S \ short space 
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WAITWG. 
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NEUTK/ND, 
AND' J 


ALL RIGHT, RAUL"' 

t've seek susprcrous 

OF YOU AND YOUR 
CLEAN-CUT JAW, 
ONLY An FBr maw 
COULD HAVE SUCH A 
CLEAN 'CUT JAW / 


YOU KNOW THAT 

I HAVE A NORMALLY 
WEAK CHIN EOT 
MY SUMS ARE 
L IMFLAMEO- 



AT ABOUT YDU. CHE t 
LA&T WEEK WHEN YOU THOUGHT 
NOBODY WAS WATCH I N £3, ( 
SAW A NOBLE GLINT FIN YOU£ 
LYE. Only An f& I MAN'S 
EVE COULD GLINT SO NOBLY/ 

— wait/ wait/ i see 
!T AGAIN' 0ONT 
BUNK 


LOOK ON THE FLOOK/^ 
-■■A MEMBERSHIP CARD 

FROM THE EFREM ZTM6ALJST, 
JR. FAN CLUE' CSNlFF^J- 
AND THERE'5 A STRAWS E, 

C LFA N SM£ L L COMIN6 F£QM 
BEHIND THIS DOOR — LIKE 
FREGH APPLE P'E MIXED 
WITH KANSAS WHEAT- 





f THAT 1 
qq&$ r rf 

THESE MUST 
00 AW FBI 
MAN IN j 

l theke/ A 


Y HERF'S MY 
YOUNGEST BOMB, 
5LE55 HIM? HE CAlY 

/ overkill the 

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MOSCOW EIGHT 
TIMES/-talk ASCOT 

YOUR MISCHIEF¬ 
S' MAKERS' A 


WHERE 

CAN 

we 

HIDE 


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AN IDEA.' 
- INTO THE 
BATHROOM, 
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WE’LL MICE BEHIND THE shower curtain while you TELL 

THEM YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE YOUR BATH. MEANWHILE, 3'LL 
RUN THE WATER AND MAKE STEAM ■- LOTS OF STEAM * 


ear WON'T THEY THJMK IT 
STRANOF THAT I'M DRESSED 7 



/ YOU > 
JUST fld 
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MOUSE IN 
THERE, l 
KNOW WHAT 
V TO DO. j 


r WHO'S > 
IN THERE? 

OPEN 

Sv OP! J 


AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING LIKE A FULSOME 
LrBEKTlNE, MISS, I MUST ASK YOU TO PERHAPS REVEAL 
A BIT OF NUOe SHOULDER THROUGH THE ODOR■" 
^ OR RERHAPS A BARED KNEE- 





1 1 K / WHAT AK t YOU M EM ^ 
DOJNC IN MV ROOMR IF YOU DON'T 
LEAVE THIS MINUTE, l J LLSCREAM/ 

. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYfNG TO y 
k. TAKE A SHOWER ?! 7 ( 


W WE ^ 

f HAYE l 
/ MADE A 
MISTAKE, 
SEfiOA ITA. 

hot dawn; 

, excuse , 
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r you Mew STOP IN THE 
NAME OF THE LAW*"0« if 
VOOtE HOT STOPPING, THEN 
TAKE ME ALOMG WITH TOD 


HOLY MOLEV! 
CP(MfWeNTAUJES 
ZJPPEDY OOO 
L QHH! 



f I WARN YOU — iM A BLACK BELT KARATE CHAMPION 
AlHO WITH ONE &i-OW OF MV HAND, 1 CAN; - "* YQU 
Oon'T eiTY THAT? 0 < (NMYHAMD 16 - A TINY V\AL 
OF DEADLY - MO GOOD ? LET'S TRY THIS ONE, WHILE 
YOU WAY KNOW ME AS L AMO NT CRANSTON > WEALTHY 
YOUNG MAN A&OUT TOWN, IN REALITY I AM 



T LQQK'SOfAEBQOV* \ 
r THEPEGOTHE KID- ' 
NAPEPS^HH DOCTOR 

NEt/Tmo andh^ seczer 

PLANS FOR A &OMB 
THAT CAN DESTROY j 
L THE US, \N Zb / 
k SECONDS/ J 


I HEREBY PRESENT THIS COVETED MEDAL TO OtJf? LATE, GREAT COLLEAGUE, 
AGENT OTIS SQUAR.ECHrN, WHO REALISED THAT THERE [5 SOMETHING MOKE 
IMPORTANT THAN THE PHYSICAL LIFE Of A NATION «’ ITS MORAL CLEANLINESS/ 
AO ENT SQUARECHIN SACRIFICED HJM&ELF IN THE NOBLE KN0WU06E THAT 
NO MAN CAN BE CLEAN INSIDE HIMSELF WHITE HIS OUTSIDE SEIF IS SHARING 
A SHOWER WITH SOMETHING AS OBSCENE AND OrRTY AS A NAKED WOMAN' < 


WHY ISN'T THE CHIEF FACJN& 
AGENT sguakechin f 


WITH4-7 bullet holes in him? that j s not a 

VERY GOOD IMAGE SDUARECHlN'S PKQJECTJN& . f 

























































SI CENTER OF 0£flOT¥, ANTIQUITY, 

4&Jh ROMANCE, GND LOTS OF KISS TNG IN THE 
STREETS' WHERE, FOP THE PRICE OF A SMALL 

GLASS Of P£*NGP t one can 51T at a sidewalk 

CAFE ON THE J?UFUE iAFfliar AND WATCH THE 
CAPS CRASH &V. WHERE THERE IB STILL HE ASP 
THE ETERNAL RALLVfNG CRV OF THE PROUD 
TRBl$lfUS t if 8U SECOUXS* *J r JU BTEfJfAFm Pfi-F- 
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Jf OH, MR. ^ 
j£f 6ATT0ARTON, 1 
y ISN'T PARIS \ 
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7 HERE THIS 

F wording wrm 
MV TRAVEL-TOUR 
GROUP, &UT E 
LOST THEM L/HIL£ 
Running THROUGH 
THf LOUVR£. 
RIGHT NOW 
THEV'fiE 
EITHER IN 
COPENHAGEN 
ORAOPlSApASA. 

■'■ HERE I IWA5 
ALL ALONE ! J 
WHO’D OF j 

thought i ] p I 
ME ET M 


afeg WALTtf? 1 
[W huckster 1 
S§T SENT ME 

™/ HERE to 

mi HVPO THE 
a FOREIGN 
BLlVlT 

f CAMPAIGN, 
f FASCINATING 
1 CITV-’FAEIG. 
TOO &AO, 
THOUGH, 
THAT THEIR 
MORALS ARE 
SO LOOSE 

here/ all 
that KISSING 
rN THE STREETS. 
*" WOULD YOU 
EJEUEVF 
ALL THAT 
K1SSFN6 
IN THE- 

STREETS i 

L ?N A 


7 COCHON f Xc \ £y ■ > 

Why OtfN’r 

YOU LOOK ]/\ 

WH£(?£ \lj MfUS V 
Youve mcertaineA 
GOIHQ? M MEtiTf I 1 
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if>r fXm\ I AW GOING 

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INTO YOUK J 

1 \ \ CAE' i 


jC CHERlEj X 
/ MON 
AMOUff, 
Remem sfR 
that romantic 

SPOT OVER 
ON THE j 

V CORNER?/ 


7 (VtiTt/GGLiE- 1 
/ MSNTf ROW 
r CAN J FORGET, 
/rfOAT /Wf/F 
THAT 15 WHERE 
w£ Rilled 

OUR FIRST 
AMERICAN j 
TOURIST, / 


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would vou MLtEve ft ? 
and ver this city has a 
FANTASTIC SOMETHING "’ 

look that you cant pint? 

L AMVWHERE ELSE - j 


" VE5! YSSt 
/£■ pXi/GSTOPE /1£ 
HAMSUEOPfi PLACE * 
LE HOT QOS STAND f 
l -ALL SO UNUSUAL, 


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WftlONEO* 



M*Si£VR.f 

[ Tf?U£T YOLf WILL NOT 
PO0S6T THE MAlTRe de; 


IT'S 
POSI¬ 
TIVELY 
KlTCH , 


COME f LET J 5 ^ 
SEGUE OVER TO THE 
EXPRESS OFFICE. I MUST 
CASH TRAVELER'S > 
b CHECKS. y 


6f M’SfEiJf: / I trust 
/ [ you will not forget 
LV THE WAITER, 


jwsmw 

r i tku&t 

YOU 

WILL NOT 

fgrgft 
the sm- 

i SHINE 

K soy? j 



UErtTON 

yod’re 

HyRT! 


HAS HE 
BEEN KoN 
. OVER? 


6ELIEI/E 
rT WAS A 
FRENCH 
BREAD? 


r PrD HE SET 
flWCKEDMHN 
6V ACAR f-’A 

L SCoOTTft? J 


would ^ylMSEC/LE! 
because i 
HAD TO DODGE 
VOUf BREAD, 
lKNOCKED HlW 
DOWN WITH m 
8R6AP. JTWAS 
YOUR FAULT! 



r -AMO 1 

THE 

FRENCHMAN 

THEY’RE 

French! j 


' WHAT CAN J OQ, ^ 
3ASY ? POP SAYS NO 
WO EE ALLOWANCE TILL I 
GO HELP RUN THE CAMPY 

Store sack home in 

k GRAND RAPIDS. J 


f YE$, THE FRENCH 
ARt FANTASTICALLY 
GOOD-LOOKING 

But why do they 
HAVE TO KEEP Kl55rwG 
l In THE STREETS? 


fijNGOtt 



r I WOULD HAYE 
TIPPED THE SHOESHwE 
BOY fflOKE TF HE’D 
l SHINED WY SHOES'- j 


lOGt! HAVE THESE PEOPLE 
NO SENSE OF SHAME ? KlSSfNG 
IN PlUELJC LIKE THAT ? AFTER 
ALL h WHO WANTS- TO LOOK 7 


YOU'D SETTER LOOK AT TJ-lf 
CARS? THEY DRIVE ON THE £JO£ 
WALKS H E Re >700 ! ■- LOOK 
OUT, BENTON! 


JUST 
LOOK ! 
LOOK *1 



r ArMfALTrwr 

£l/£RYOW£ CARRIES HOME 
j^FPeSH FtffNCH BK6A0- 

^LOOK t LOOK? THEV 
EVEN KISS IN THE STREETS 
. WHILE CARRVWG 
V BREAO! y 


W£/1 
THIS IS \ 
AN 

AFFAIRE* 

(fHOHHm! 

EH 1 
GARDE!A 


WONDfRFP 

why 

EVERYONE 

CARRfED 

FR£MCH 
BREACH 














































' YOU gAO, gAP BOY/ YQU'V E 
UA£Di.Y TOUCHED V£}UE WINE. P^iNK 
CQMME UN SON BE5£, DON'T YOU 
WANT TO GROW UP TO SE: ft SMALL 
k WAN LJkt YODfc PAPA ? 


WOULD VOU BELIEVE 
THfV ffl/EN IN 

THE STREETS WHILE 

DRINKING WINE 





ALteif YOU ARE Pl&TyRglNG 
THE PEACE. YOU 82 E NOT RISING 

l each cruee in the streciTS. 


r LOOK AT T| 

THAT . 1 \ 

KI&5IN6JN 1 
THE &T^E£T 
WHILE gflNG j 

RUN OVER!^ 

- IT'S - IT'S 

(JfMfrtERfCAN 


WHV 1 
DON'T 

we cut 
THROUGH 

THE IT/HA& .'HO V$?£U&j THERf 
, PA R < if I^e WHIG AT IN (k Cl flCUM - 
i ? A -STANCES. 1 I HAVE A COLD, 


ALtlZ! 
TELL 
IT 
TO 
THE 
, JUDGE. 


AND ] uwe CHAPPEO 
LIPS - AND WE ARE TOTAL 
l 5 TRACERS. , 



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VULGAR/ 


r AND 
THOSE TWO 
&Y THE 
LTREES/a 



f - 1 • , 

J • r^~-/ jr ‘j 

J 



^UBKL 1<T‘ iuul 

. -i* 1 

IwpfwT’ 1 



hNO over there! 

[ CANTSTAND IT! 
AIL THIS VULGAR 
CARRYING ON 

k m public - > 



r it 

WAKES 
WE WANT 
TO * ¥f 
W-MAKES 
WE WANT 
\ TO- 



T AFTER TALKING 
SO RIGHTEOUSLY 
ABOUT THE FRENCH 
KISSING IN THE 
STREETS/ A 


f LEAPIN , 
LIZARDS/ 
WISTER 
£ ATT BARTON 
SHAME ON 



\J^ WHOS 

Y KISSING IN THE ^ 
STREETS? THIS IS 
A CLEAN, HEALTHY 
AMERICAN AT TACK 

v IN THE PRIVACY OF 

V A PARK; > 


















































mr WELCOME, 

W HOLY WOMAN ' ^ 

f DIRECT DESCENDANT 1 
F OF600 ON m FATHER'S 
SIDE, TWICE 7EM0I/E0. PULL 
UP MY FACE ANO SIT DOWN 
ON IT SO THAT f MAY GAIN 
SHIMMERING INSIGHTS INTO 
THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE 
OF YOUR SflCEEOSrt'SACK. 

HALLELUJAH ■ WE WILL 
L NOW JOIN JfS SI LEM T i 
L RESPONSIVE A 
reading / 
■Ak. AMEN. Jf A 


r RALPH IE/ 
LEAFIN' 
LJZA^DS? 

freaking 
AO. AIN/ 

Y0U a K£ 

ON 

LSD/. 


W7 HILE VISITING STDOJQS Off THE WEST COAST, 
W OUR HEROINE PROFS IN ON STUDIOUS 
RALPHLE TOWZEK.WHO IS CURRENTLY AT- 
TENDING CLf\$S£$ AT THE UNIVERSITY OF 
600K.L E5S, CA L tfORN [A. LJ K£ SO MANY COL L EG E 
STUDENTS TODAY, HE 15 STUDYING THE THREE 
P'S ■” PROTEST. PACIFISM AND PSYCHEDELICS, 
AND MAJORING! IN ADVANCED KICKS - 


SY HARVEY IfUETZMAN AMP WILL tlC£Z 
WITH ffLiSS HEATH AMP LARRY Sl£G£L 



W PON'T m 

W wove, 1 

f HOLY 1 

WOMAN- LET 
ME PLASTICIZE 
YOU AND 
PLACE YOU 
ON THE LEDGE 
OYER THE DASH¬ 
BOARD OF MV 
LtFL- 50 THAT 
NO CVFL SHALL 
BEFALL ME 
A5 i PKH/t 
THROUGH ALL 
Th£ ESTABLISH- 
MENTAtfrAN 
STOP SIGNS 
■" THE 

CONGREGATION 
WILL NOW 
RISE AND 
{ CHEW 
L INDIAN j 
fiX NUTS. A 


f PALPHIE' 
IT'S ME, 
ANNIE 
DON'T YOU 
RECOGNIZE 
ME? 


II 



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7 turned off *" i 

MUST HAVE PSYCHEDELIC 
REINFORCEMENTS/ WHERE ARE 
ttVMOKNlNG-GUJRV $££ 0 $? 
K MY PRIED SEAWEED? y 



IK * ^ 

' EVERYTHING. 

IS BECOMING 
■NORMAL AGAIN- 
DON'T LEAVE ME 
ALONE WITH 

l reality; 


f VOU ' 

must 

STOP THIS 
SrLLV 
FREAKING 
L RALPHIE, 



VOU're 

RIGHT* ANNIE I 
FREEDOM MARCHES 
VIETNAM MARCHES-CARO 
B-UR N[flGS -POT l£D“" 
THEVVE LOST THE IK 
MEANING forme, 
THEWS lost 
THEIR KICK / 


&UT, 
COME, I 
WAS ON MY 
WAY TO AN 
OFF-CAMPUS 
SEMINAR KITH 
PROFESSOR 
TrMOTRY 
CLEARLY. 



HEY, EALPFHE / JOEN 

□UR Panty Raid/ it's a 
new kick/ 


|wom? 

SORMITv 1 


^ IT'S A NEW 
KIND OF PANTY RAID. 
WE STEAL PANTIES WITH 

l Glj?L5 IN THEM .' 


HOW 

BANAL 



* BOMB 
cteve■ 
LAND 
L NOW/ 


SUPPORT Ylink 
peace or \ up: 
WE J LL KILL/K't® 

V YOU ! y u f Rt 

v j G t hay- 
ins 


\/ HO HUM- \ 
Y THE CHAIN -IN 
/ KICK'COME. WE 
MUSTN'T Ml 55 A 
SECOND OF PROFESSO* 
CLEARLYS SEMINAR, 

[ FEEL THAT TODAY 
HE MAVOFfN THC 
l GATES TO nirvanaj 


f GET 
OUR boys 
OUT OF THE 
HACKENSACK 

, y.m.ca.5 , 


chain 

fN, 



' (VAWNJ 
SORRY, IT'S 

NO N - 

FULFILLING. 


/ HEY, v 

f RALPH/ 
COME JOIN 
0UKW&// 
k CURSE- 

V IN- A 





r 5eat > 

BELT 5 
AEF 

FASClWC 


DOWN 1 
WITH 
SAF e- 
PgltflWG 
legis¬ 
lation/ 


r OH. > 
ME — 
AnOtHER 
sie- 

L |N- J 


/ FdO r Y 

f FESS-OR } 

clearly 
|S MY ONLY 
CHArtCE FOR 
PSYCHIC 
l 5ALVA' , 
\TJON- JL 































HERE COMES 
RALPHS 
NOW- 


” vo u never know 

WHAT' TO EXPECT At ONE 
OF PROFESSOR CLEAR LV^S 
GATHERINGS, ANNIE, 


KAJ.PHIE"’ NOTHING CAM ©E ^ 
r WILDER THAN THE GATHERING I 
WENT TO AT A MOVIE PRODUCERS 
HOME LAST NIGHT, WOULD YOU BELIEVE 
IT IF t TOLO YOU THAT GTELS WERE 

L running around in nothing 

k. ©UT PANTIES AND ©PAS ? ^ 



^ OH, ME 

ANOTHER 'NUDE SEXUAL 
FREtDOfft f^PTY* THIS 
MAKES FOURTEEN THIS 
WEEK ALONE. 


f THIS IS A 1 
r SURPRISE 
NUDE SEXUAL- 
FREES1QM 
l PARTY,.*# 


r this > 

r ISN’T JUST 

another 

NUDE SEXUAL 
FREEDOM 
PARTY*../ 
THIS ONE IS 
DIFFERENT, 

, AAAAMWV - 



r l'M SORRY - ^ 

r ©UT THIS CS ALL SO 
TRITE } THESE PARTIES — 
EVERYTHING-- TH£YVe 
LOST THE KICKS, THERE'S 
NOTHING LEFT- EXCEPT 
"■ PERHAPS 


SUKPmtt 

WE f RE ALL 
HETEROS t 


r ^ 

COMING, KIDS/ 
FROFBZSOfL 
CL£flgLV*5 
COMING f 1 


i Jv * i 

iftiMiraCj 


W 


WJ JF\ \ M 

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CLEAR LY - 


NO NEGROES 

l here ! J 

1 jlr' ■- . 


id 

® 

i,v - -'X:=3?/ ', , 1 

| Tp -i ll | 



rnUDt PTffMfSSWE^ 
SEK, FLASCLE-ATIOH* 
SHOE FETISHISM, 
POT AND PEYOTE 
PARTIES ? 


GOOD AFTERNOON, W WHAT 

5 S^ E JSP^IfS? K& I Cfkti frtese 

TO LSD, YOU VF JnFWMFJGHTC 
EXPLORED YOUK JNEW HEIGHTS 

.CELLULAR WISDOM^ 

YOU HAVE 
LEARNED TO 
TURN ON, TUNE IN 
AND DROP OUTJ 
ARE you ABOUT 
TO FORGE AHEAD 
TO NEW EUPHORIC 
HEIGHTS? 


BE Y 



F SOME MAY SAY WE HAVE EXPERIENCED 
EVERY KICK AND THERE'S NOTHING 
LEFT / WHERE CAN WE POSSIBLY 
GO NOW FOR BEATITUDE ? - WELL, 
ISAY TO YOU, OUR FUTURE LIES 
IN THE PAST! ARE YOU READY 
k NOW TO REACH FOR ELYSIUM ? A 


r we 1 

CANT 1 
STANDT«e 
sasPErtse/, 
WHAT 15 k 

L f T? J 


r NUDE 
FfiRMtSSIV£- 
SODOMY STAG 
Parties with 
L (TEALSTAGS3 



r WE NAVE FOUND THE NEW ART OF OP 

and pop BY turning to the trivia of 
me fast, we have found the new 
music of Rock 'N' roll BY turnip 

TO THE PRIMITIVE RHYTHMS OF THE 
PAST. AND NOW FOR THE NEW 
AMUSEMENT ”* WE MUST ONCE 
L AG ATM TURN TO T-HE PAST - 


NuDE, Goldfish-Violating, 

PLOOfi-LAtfP-DEFlLING, ULST- 
MLlROEK PARTIES, WlTHOuR 
1^ PARENTS WATCHINGf j 


¥ SHOW 
r US THE 
ULTIMATE 

mK t o 

L MASTER 

L ii 




































w pown m THE ^ 
MEADOW WHEEE TUf. 
GE£€N &PAS5 GROW, 
THEKf SAT JlWM^ 
WITH A MrtKflLE 

k up h($ N«e - > 


SHOT 

F0g 

shot / 


FOLLOW 1 

™ E . 
LEAPED 


' TUO fQJ? ' 
f|_ INCHING* 

Oh.q-h-YOU 
FLlMCiMED / 

YOU GET 
SEVEN AMP 
k A HALF/ 


BUND-T 
mn's \ 
BUFF 

ON P / 
alice ' 


r owe 
POTATO* 
two paTA.ro, 
WE E. POTATO, 
L FOLJS' 


JOHrtrty 
ON A 
TONY 

1*2-3/ 


90* ' 

95/ 100/ 

ANYBODY 
'ROUND 
ttV BASE 
L IS IT/ i 


r THIS 

rs The 
ULTIMATE 
KIC^j 
^ALPHie? 


/dO 1 

r SAtii, 1 

SAN 01? A, 
TWO RACES. 
VOU PI PUT 
SAY 

L"may i'V 







sv hakyey kurtzmak and will elder 

WITH LARRY SIEGEL 


TfiW TALE IS TOLD AGAINST rt BACKDROP OF DEATH - 
W Vmui-iG DEVICES Of EVERY SIZE AND CfiU&ER ! 
If5 THE ToVAWNUFTAOrDRERS'CONVENTION t qor 
VOUGMT t DfipLlNcjS IS VcRKlNa m fi DEMON STEATION 
MODEL OF SORTS FOR THE DlNKVWINKY TOY COMPANY, 
WE OPEN m A FLUSH , PRIVATE SHOWROOM WITH TOY 
TYCOON J. P. DINKYWJNKY, MODEL ANNIE FANNY AND 
ANOTHER RATHER FATAtLIAK “ LOQKIN0 FELLOW, WHO 
HAS BEEN HIRED 3Y THE COMmNY AS A SPECIAL 
SECURITY flOENT ESPECIALLY FOP THE OCCASION— 
EFEAT<30LPF/NCEPS' CAN IT SL'f ■-YES, IT \S - 


AGENT 0007 , 
AREA CODE 
212 / JAMES 
gQMSrWUAT 

are vgo oo- 

me HERE, 
jmim ? 


ive GIVEN UP 
INTERNATIONAL F5FI0NAGE, 1 
ANNIE, MYPCT IHE FIELD'S 
TOO CROWDED ! SOLO/ HEL W f 
FLINT' GLArSf / ■” TOO MUCH 
COMPETITION ! TOO LITTLE 
OPftmUfJlTV FOK ADVANCEMENT 
- MAO NO CHOICE BUT TO 
GST INTO THIS WORK, 
YOU'P BE SURPRISED HOW 
PEW POSITIONS AE£ 

advertised in the 

T/M£S UNDER C, S" 

FOR ‘'SECRET AGENTS 
WITH CRUEL MOUTHS 
AND LICENSES 
TO KILLY 1 



/ i'll be \ 
mf UNVEILING V 
W SOME SPEC- 1 
f 7ACULARNEW 1 
f PRODUCTS AT THE 
ffWSF^W NEXT WEEK. 
THEY SHOULD MAKE 
DJNKYWtIMKY THE 
TALK OF THE 
INDUSTRY-’AND 
OUR COMPETITORS 
WOULD <31VE 
ANYTHING TO 
GET A LOOK AT 

them ahead 

i OF TriAE. YOUR 
\ J 09 WILL 6 CT 0 , 
\ GUARD THESE 
: \ PRODUCTS / 
\ WITH YOUR / 
\ UfE,MR. 

\ sowe* < 


W MERE is ^ 
V DU R LINE DF 1 
¥ TOY WEAPONS. 1 
J WONDERFUL, 
f AREN'T THEY f 
' THIS LITTLE WmQifl. 
IS NAMED THE 
“BLASTER e"/ 
IT'S ACTUALLY 
SIGHT WEAPONS 
IN ONE •" EIGHT J 

different ways / 
for a tot to /• 

PRETEND H£ ? S /■■ 
KILLING H|& f 
PLAYMATES. AND j t . 
HERE'S THE M 
" BLASTER ^ AT! 
FOR MORE / UJL 
t ADVANCED l Y 
\ YOUNG- /&■ 

\ STERS/A*. , 


/ AND \ 
IT HERE'S AN \ 
V ITEM CERTAIN TO 1 
W APPEAL TO ANY 1 
7 ALL-AMERICAN soy- 
/ A TOY ATOMIC WEAPON 
' CAPABLE OF THE MAKE' 
eEiJEVE Ol^rNTLCRATJDN 
Of- AN ENTJKt NEIGH¬ 
BORHOOD, GIVING j 
THE ILLUSION OF TKE / 
COMPLETE ANMlHILfflON / 
OF EVERY LIVING /" 

thing Within a /* 

RrtdJUSOFStftW/^ 
\ etOCKS FROM THE/ 

\ SPOT THE 7YK£ / 

V\ CHOOSES AS /■ h\ 
C\ GROUND 

zero. Mr 


r QUITE 
A DEADLY- 
LOOKING 

arsenal, 

MR, 

DiNKYWlNKY, 


toy comm 


LILRLOWSPPI 

WITH BAHT £ 


GfflM 

Kara 


^ FIRST WO HIT 

4 ji 

FOR La GUM 

OWfClUNIJS 























r CAN V 0 t) 1 
PASS &0 AND 
toutermo? 


i rHirtk 
W£ HAVE rue 
AN'S WE I? TO 
MONOPOLY HtfE. 


THIS iS THE ULTIMATE BUSINESS 1 
GAME. (T f Ml TATES HIGH PIN A NOE WITH 
ASTONISHING FIDELITY, WE CALL IT 
"CHEAT,^ IT’S SIMILAR TO MONOPOLY, 
WITH PROPERTY CAROS AlNp Pi.AY MONEY, 
THE OBJECT!YE, HOWEVER, IS TO OBTAIN 
VWE? OPPONENT^ MONEY BY GRABBING 
IT WHPlN HE ISN'T LOOKING, 

OP BY FOPC£, 



r VOuVe seen oue j not only will the let tlb ^ 

LITTLE NEENY f NEE NY NQNNY BABY DOLL 1 
NONNY BABY 0OLL. WALK, TALK, LAUGH, CPY, 
WELL, THIS YEA & COUGH, BURP, GELCH„ WET „ 

WEVE GIVEN HER DRIBBLE AND DROOL, BUT 
ONE INNOVATION THANKS TO A BREAKTHROUGH 
THAT SHOULD IN ODE RESEARCH DEPARTMENT, 
CAUSE SOME / SHE WILL 66 THE FrRST DOLL 
l CXC ITEMS NT, / CAPABLE OTACUiALLY CONTRACTING 
k J ANY OF A DOZEN DIFFERENT 

childhood diseases, but that’s 

NOT ALL. WSVC ALSO FOUND A WAY i 

^ jf ■ TO MAKE HEP DISEASES CONTAGIOUS J 

xA? t V POP OTHER DOLLS, AS YOU DAN J 
fcgfi v Y ' SEE, TOR EXAMPLE, TWfb BOOBY J 
L OOLL IS starting to CATCH M 

rirrf rV > A *^^^L k YOUR NEE NY NON NY DOLL'S j®3 
¥ MEASLES. .■■?. 


~Lsfi 

1 '■ &■ 





bV- iV'B 

^ J 







ri 1a - i t f 




YOU CAN'T ^ 
EXPECT A REAL 
WEAPON TO LOOK 
AS DEADLY AS 
ONE OF TODAYS j 
> TOYS. A 


GUNS * UGH J 


STICK yi 
'EM UP! f!^v 


AS A MATTES OF FACT, OUf? 
KlOOV rap PISTOL- MADE Of 
JJGHT, DURA&LE PLASTIC — IS50 
AUTHENTIC IN APPEARANCE THAT 
NINE OUT Of TEN LAW- ENfCECEMS NT 
OFFICERS CAN'T TELL FT PROM THE 
REAL THINS, MOPE KIDDY RA P 
PLASTFO PISTOLS WERE USED IN 
M FAK£ GUN“HOLDUPS LAST YEAR 
THAN ALL OTH££ TOTALING 
COMBINED. 


''YnowN 


LET 

m 

SHOW 

YOU 

OUR 

BOXED 

GAMES,, 



"POLL! £6?^ 
t JO&T L OVE 

TO CUDDLE 
DOLL! £ 5 / 1 


BUT 
\ NOW 
LET ME 

J SHOW 

f YOU 
OUR 
0DL(_ 
LINE? i 


viY"’- ! 

piU*^ ; 


HERE 5 A WONDERFUL T 

NEW PRODUCT FOP AGGRESSIVE 
0OYS AND GIRLS CALLED "MR. CR'ySH. 1 
THIS TOY CAN TEAR DOWN ANYTHING 
AN ERECTOR GET CAM BUILD. 

IT f S VERY EFFECTIVE FOR / 

KNOCKING DOWN POLL” / 

HQLL5ES and trouble - A 
t SOME PLAYMATES. 



NOW, 

JIMZJE, 

$£ 

ncceJ 


OF COO RSE, 'YtXj'pF J E Ui T AS PEDMlSl NG AS 
FAMILIAR WITH OdR * THESE MANY INNOVATIONS 
FAMOUS GOO0Y OOLL ARE, I NOW WANT TO SHOW 


AND WHY WE CALL HER 

THAT, EH ? WE MAKE A 
FORTUNE WITH HER, 
PARTICULARLY WITH 
HER EVFiR-CHANGING 
SEASONAL WflWMBES 
AND ACCESSORIES. 


YOU THE MOST EXCITING 
NEW DlNRYWINKY PROD* 
UGT OF ALL'THIS IS THE 
LITTLE NUMBER THAT'LL 
MAKE THEM STAND yF 

and fay attention 
at rue TOY SHOW/ 

































flNNie! 
it’s you' 
IT'S THE 
KgtLVW 

GorrtNu! 

LET WE 
HUG IT.' J 


r HEREsHE W our lif£'Sized annie doll, modeled 1 

is THE I AFTER THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUN& LADY. A ‘ 
ULTIMATE J PERFECT REPLICA IN EVERY DETAIL ■» 
OOLL «- THE WITW A SOFT, WARM. PLAST rc £0YERl N& 
DOLL TO ZNO &0 PERFECT, YOtl J D SWEAR SHE WAS AM l/E, 

All polls/ and with some sophisticated mechanical 

MY P?£C€- INNOVATIONS WE NEVER TWGLlGHTtiF rtPOfNG 
HA/ TO OOP OTHER DOLLS, weuSELL A MILLION J 
, AffiS/S- I OF THEM/ AND THINK OF TOE MONEY / 
A WE h LL MAKE ON ACCESSORIES - ^ 


r FOR PlTYV 
SAKE. ALL 
IT HAS ISA 
REALISTIC 

1 O 0 K and 

FEEL / TH£R£^ 
MORE TOME 
WAN THAT 
isn’t* 
TAERte J 



r REMEMBER, MR. T-UH-EYC^ 
&OM£”’ I WANT YOU 1 ME. BUT 
TO GUARD THIS PIC? VOdJ 
WITH YOUR LIFE I JUST SAY 
L BECAUSE-"/? 1 U GDTTENU |3 P 


r HE MOST ' 
CERTAINLY CIO, 
SIR. YOU SEE, 
THIS Ci4Ap^ AN 
L IMPO&TOR. . 


SArDj 

"my 

■Wcte? 



TELL THEM WHO YOU 
REALLV ARE - NOT 
JAMES SOMES, BUT 
ISRAEL BOMB, A FORMER 
SECRET AGENT* 6 LIT NOW 



TOUCE6, MR. DINKYWINKY-THIS SOUNDER RENDERED 
MEUNCowscrotis, rreo me up and posed asms, hoping 

^TD STEAL VO UR TOY SECRETS FOR YQUR C OMPETITOR. 

f570P HIM* HE’S GOT THE ANNIE " 
l DOLL! fT'STHE ONLY UtOKKIHQ NOVEL 
LTHATWE Um!mMH€R!ffltWUtK! . 


TOE POLL, 
JlMZlE, 

the POLL,' 



TOtfRff TRAPPER 
ISRAEL, OLD BOY / THERE’S 
NO WAY TO ESCAPE - 


CRUNCH 


TWIGGY 

DOLL 





!m '*7, 


^.*4. j 

ES. 















































LEAPlN* 

LIZARDS 

I P P 


HOW GHASTLvT^W^4A|?OCHEK£,^ 

THIS HORRIBLE SENSE' 1:/ OLD BOY, t*M AFRAID 
LESS TRAGEDY TURNS / I VDU WONT 0£ ABLE 
MV STOMACH. TO DISPLAY YOUR 

:A su^t? oolj. at Twe 

I FEEL SORRY V' -V T0YSHOWTOMORROW 
FOR THE MAN, /~~~\ AFTER ALU, 
TOO, 



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► IT’S GETTING 
A LOT OF 

competition 

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I ! RWCD TOYS' 

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detail' 


DJP YOU 

see makco 
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gEEeEE 
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7 


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COMING OUT WITH 
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r LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 

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ASIDE, PRESENTS fT£ SUPREME TRIUMPH 
MEN DEL- A J.|N TOY At A NUFACTU R ING »* TH E 

i ^ MAGNlFICEINfTflM^ig QOLL' , 



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FRJS&IE 
IS STEALING 
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OF THESE. M RIGHT J 
will von fa NOW. J 
take Qk. >> 

i MY ^ 1^*1 

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COULD I ^ 

r INTEREST YOU 1 
IN BUYING A 
FEW HUNDRED 
GROSS OF THESE? 
ITS THE GREATEST 
. PRODUCT I EWER j 
k. STOLE, J 


r PI EASE 1 
OONT 
INTERRUPT 
ME WHEN 
I'MSTEALJiMC 
FROM j 
VDU,. J 


r LOOR 5 YOU 1 
SHOWED ME THE 
SAME THING LAST 
YEAR AND 1 TOLD 
, YDUTHEN IT WAS 

k Rotten, J 


f OH r MY 
609, t STOLE 
FROM 

k AWSELf' 



WELL j WfiJL Lj DrNKVWlNK V I UNDERSTAND 
YOU HAp A LITTLE TROUSLE LIP IN YOUR 
SHOWROOM YESTERDAY, TOO SAD YOU 
WON'T 6E DISPLAYING Y'QUf? SUPER- 
L SECRET NUMBER TH PS YEAR. j 


~ IVE GOT NEWS 1 
FOR YOU, MENMLi 
THINGS DIDN'T WDRR 
OUT EXACTLY AS 
t YOU PLANNED, J 











































HOUfuFE- 
Lltf£/ F£EL 

the skin; 


P AND IQOK ^ 
AT THE D££££J 
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Wr ANNIE,COME SACK ^ 
r AND ACT LIKE A DOLL TILL I 
GET THEIR 1 ORDERS' YOU OWE ME 
ONE WORE HOUR’S LABOR,AFTER 
k WHICH, YOU’RE FIRED' 


r YOU’RE ^ 
A SHYER' 
YOU D0N‘T 
HAVE A 

k STOR £/ , 


r I'MINIOYE' ^ 

I’M IN LOVE WITH 
THE ANNIE DOLL.THIS 
. TIME I'M SURE IT'S 
V TRUE LOVE' A 


WANT 
IT FOR 
MY 

STORE' 


W I LL 1 
f BUILD 
ONE' 
I'LL BOJIP 

ONE' j 


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r I’LL NEVER 
CATCH nr/ ASK IT 
IF IT HAS A 
SISTER DOLL 
L FOR ME' j 


MR- ^ 
f DINKYWINKV, 1 
r m GIVING You 
ONE MORE MIN LTTE’S 
NOTICE, AFTER 


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W DOOR ANtfre VISITS HER FRIEND WflttDA 
HOM£FKEiVS PfiD IN THE VILLAGE,-' NOT THE OLD 
VILLAGE BUT THE NEW VILLAGE! FOR fl 5 YOU NO 
doubt know; the new village is om the new 
LOWER EAST £IP£j WHICH 1>££D W BE THE OLD 
LOWER EAST SIDE* HOWEVER, THE NEW VILLAGE 
ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE AND THE OLD VILLAGE 
ON THE LOWER WEST SIDE ARE NOT TO SE CON' 
FUSED WITH THE HEAL VILLAGE, WHICH JS IN 
EAN FRANCISCO, WHICH IS ANOTHER STORY WHICH 
WE'D RATHER NQT CO INTO NOW. 


U/ANPA? > 

ARE YOU AWAKE? 

WE HAVE AN 
appointment* 

L REMEMBER? 



thev’re 
so SI fr 
AND 

HAIRY/ 


HUH ? WHAT? 
OH, ANNIE? IS IT 
ELEVEN ALREADY 


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p*rM / WHAT HAPPENED 

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r THOSE 
AREN’T 


r ANNIE, 1 
I'M IN LOVE i 
I MEAN, IT’S 


r \'0 LIKE YOU 
TO MEET GROtf THE 
GURU! t MEAN, THIS 


THING ? 


WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 
HIS LOOKS GO?’ h 


w uimi* _jP 

BEAUTIFUL ! 

15 RE ALLY IT. 1 WAIT* |H&9 


ifnferr^ 

1 ME AH IT'S 
\ THE REAL 

oon'tsay IT, i know 

1 WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. H.% 

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JT f 6 MUCH MORa THAN JUST A PH Y£ rCA L- TUI isJG^ 

between us/ we have the same vibrations — 

THE SAME BAG — THE SAME FUNDAMENTAL INTERESTS 
IN THE THINGS THAT REALL-V COUNT/ LIKE POT ^ 

^ p^ycHepettA^' Affr nouveau posters *■* J 
f lower power / 

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1 OFF U( 


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r PEEL W LEARN ? FIRST THERE WAS GROPE, THE 
MBA V LEADGLTITA(E OF THE FUGGY ELBCTRrC 
8 A NANA MOTHERS, THEN THERE WAS GE£PPS,THE 
0 j PSYCHEDELIC HALVAH SCULPTOR. AND 
SLUM 1 THEN THERE WAS TSORK, THE HlFPlE 
GOt>PES$J\ WHO MANAGED A 41 TOPLESS” J 
1 Z\V supermarket, 



r WHAT OlO ^ 
l KNOW THEN f 
1 WAS A CHILD 
ATECNV COPPER 
AWED BV STATUS 
AND POSITION, j 


■“OH, WELL.— 
TELL ME ABOUT THIS 
MASTER - TESTERS 
INSTITUTE YOU’RE 
TAKING ME TO, 
WANDA, 



IT J S BEAUTIFUL ! (T^ OPENING 
UP THE EVES Of THE WORLD/ - DOCTORS 
MASTER AND TESTERS APE CONDUCT¬ 
ING A SERIES OF SURVEYS ANO TESTS 
AS A FOLLOW-UP TQ THEIR BEST SELLER, 
"HUMAN EROGENOUS RESPONSES,' 1 
PIP YOU READ THE BOOK ? J 


NO, 

BUT I'LL 
PROBABLY 
SEE THE 
PICTURE, 



THAT'S 
UR, MASTER’S 
WAV OF ASKriNQ, 
YOU WHAT 
YOUR NAME 

L is. j 


T \ don't ~ 

THINK I'M 
GOING TO URE 
OK. MASTER- 
I don't LIRE 
THE WAV H E'$ 
t STARING. 


GOOD MORNING, GIRLS, AND WHAT FORM OF 

terminology did your multiparous mother 

APPLY TO YOU FOR UTILIZATION AS PART OF A 
PRELUM-STIMULATION RESPONSE IN HER 
POSTOBSTETJ?TC PHASE? 





f r 3 M OR. TESTERS 
YOU’LL FORSive OR. 
MASTER. HE’S T|RE0. 
WE’ve BEEN HOLDING 
EXHAUSTING TESTS 
REGARDING ORGASMIC 
i PHASES OF THE A 
k BOSOM- 


~ SINCE 1 

W MEN 
ARE YOU 
TURNED 
OFF BY 
MEN 

STARING?, 


r that's 1 

r JUST IT/ 1 
HE'S STARING 
AT Hrs 
FfNGER- 
L NAILS. 1 J 


tar they re i 
W POiHT ING 
f AT ME f 
f EVERYWHERE 
E LOOK/ - ft 

hundred and 
seventy-five 
subjects tewed 
"■ AT TWO 
bosoms each- 

MAKES THREE 
HUNDRED 
t AND PIFTV^ 

i breasts 

2 k TESTEP/, 

























































/lETMf FAMILIARISE 
VOU WITH OUE? WORK, OUR 
STUDIES ATTEMPT TO RECOUP 

EVERY petael of human 

EPOGENQUS PESFONSE.. 
WATCH f WE’PB TESTING 
A COUPLE NOW, 


TWhS 

is the one 

TEU'LV EROGENOUS 
AREA OF OUR 
SU0JEGIS. NOTE THAT 
fM THE PRE-EXCITEMENT 
STAGE THE PHALANGES 
ARE UN RgsPONS IV£j 

then a remarkable 

CHANGE TAKES PLACE - 
THERE IS AN EXPANSION 
OF THE CAPFALS, 
ACCOMPANIED BV A 
FLUSH, AND AN 

involuntary 

DISTENSION 
INCREASES THE 
CIRCUMFERENTIAL 

pi am Free 

OF THE 
PHALANGES, 


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j VlHF ' l 

: 

4 l-4k. .. 

_■&_ 

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THIS tSOGP "HANOHOLO 1 
RESPONSE" TE'bT- 


/ WELL, > 
IF YOU’LL 
BOTH STEP 
INTO the 
DRESSING 
ROOM HERE* 
WE'LL BE 
READY FOE 
YOU SY THE 

v time mol 
V PrSRo&E.y 


these TESTS 
LOOK UKE GOOD 
FUN ! WHEN 00 
l &EGIN? 



r FILMED 
RESPONSES 

?ll 


DON'T WORRY, ANNTE, 1T J 5 FOR SCIENCE- AND THEV 
HAVE THE 3POOREST TESTING EQUIPMENT — THEV'RE 
TESTING ME WITH A MACHINE TODAYj SOT 1 THINK 
they WANT you fop FILMED responses in the 
studio LA&/ - 1 ‘ TA-TA/ I’M OFF TO THE LOVE LAB/ 



/hOLDit,^ 

\ YOU TWO / 
NOW JUST 

JtfELAKf&e 

Yovmim* 

j I WANT 
SPONTANEITY 

think 

STRAS0EJTG/, 


r YOU MUST BE MV CO -STAR/ 
WE'RE ON IN A MINUTE f »■ IS 
THIS YOUR FI PST FILM FOP 
MASTER? KNOWS HOW 
TO use HIS CAMERAS AND 
GET A LOT OUT OF YOU. 1 " 
BUT A KINSEY, HE*$ NOT/ 
Oh h wELL. 1 " THAT'S A 

v show business/^ 


r VET'S J 
GET 
THOSE 
UGUT5 
UP' 
CAM¬ 
ERAS 



LEAPJN 
HZAK05 
LOOK 
AT WHAT 
THEV'RE 

DOING 


NO.* NOf 

Get that camera 
around to the left ! 
YOV'KE SHOOT/NG TH6 
0AO SfPE OF HER LA&tA 

m mom! that’s 

BETTER. ALL RfGHT "• 

remember '-this is 

the BIS CLIMAX ' 


M ^W W WW 


u» 



WANDA’S in ^ 
THE Love-KOOM 
LAB, BUT VOU 
CAN'T DISTURB 
HEP NOW. SHE'S 
LN THE MIDDLE 
OFATBST, J 


f ^ANOAf v 

voy didn't tell 

ME THAT THEV 
WERE TESTING 
PEOPLE DOING j 

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HUH 5 WHAT? 
OH ANNIE * WHAVS 

the wArme? 


F WANDA f ^ 
THIS l£ A 
RESEARCH CENTER 
FOJ? ‘TT* INGf 

LET’S GET ODl 

bv OF HERE' A 



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ANHIE, 

J f M IN LOVE * 

this tjme it’s 

THE tfEAL 
THINS. 


COME ON, ^ 
WANDA* YOU'LL GET 
OVER HIM" 1 eR"‘IT/ 
0E6IP66, IT WDULP NEVER 
^ WORK OUT. ^ 


THE DIKING-OF- 
RACES THING DOESN'T 
MOTHER ME- 


AND [ IdNOW \ 
r WHAT Wtitee TWNKrNS' 
"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN KE 
G£TS R(J£TY? WHEN HIS 
PARTS WEAR OUT ? v t DON’T 
CAREj AiNNlE . I MEAN 

l THIS IS REALLY a 

THE l?EAL /Zk 

■gk thing if 








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r rM rooming hi, 

WITH AN ESCAPED W FitfST W 
UOMlCrOAL- m OFFICER T 
t- MANE AC.I CASEY. \ 

~ U/£J?£N'r 

you going 1 
To Show m e 
THE SUN DECK* 
-■JUST^II/e 
ME TIWE to 

GO DOWN To 
, MVCABiN J 
kAHDCHANGf. Jj 


ves h 

INL>££0 

«rss 

FANNY. 

I'LL 

MEET 

YOU 

or-; 

[}£CK 
rN TEN 
MIN¬ 
UTES, 


^ TEN 

r MINUTE& 

r WFlO AF?E 

vou to ee 

SETTING 
UP ARBI¬ 
TRARY 

time 

limits 

i WITHOUT 
I MgOrA- 
fcTIDN? 


r you 

LUCKY QQ&! 
TtA WITH AN 
INSURANCE 
l salesman. 



r GOLLY, 
Gif 1 " 
THIS 
VOYAGE 
HAS SEEN 
SUCH A 
FUN 

k THING. i 


V i sweAff / you 
!> £OOM stewards * 
THISfS THE f[FTEENTM 
time vouVe guest 

IN HECe WHILE [*M 
IN MV UNO IE $ - 


? IS 
that 
YOU, 
KUTHIE? 


MtfWOQPSJ 

SORRY, Miss 
CAME IN AT 
THE W£Or*fi 
TrwE 

. AGAIN ! 


W un 

r* v 



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m 




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A\l&5 FANNY, COME LIE DOWN WHILE 
I WFAP YOU INI A BLANKET. 


Wf?AP ME 
IN A BLANKET * 
IT MUST 0£ 90 

Deepens 
today. > 



r HEY' WHAT ARE YOU DO I NO 
WRAPPING HEP in A. &LANIPET ? /*M 
THE OtCK STEWARD, AND ] 00 THE 
WRAPPING / VOy'PE STEALfNO MT JOS ; 


SUE'S MINE / J 
WRAPPED HEP FIRST' 


LEAPlN- 1 
UZAROS 
I'M SWEL¬ 
TERING 
IN HE BE* 


\ 



COME ON, 
ANNIE -■ IT'S 
"GALA NIGHT' 1 
TONIGHT, AND 
WE SHOULD 
EE GETTING 

l pressed. 


INTERESTED PARTY IN 
THIS DISPUTE J MUST 

Say that a serious 

BREACH OF UNION 
REGULATIONS HAS 
TAKEN- PLACf HERE. 
YOU'VE VIOLATED A 
CONTRACT BETWEEN 
SHIP MANAGEMENT - 
AND LABOR. J 


Avf 


PASSENGERS TOE 
20 YEARS ON THIS 
SHIP CM MASTER 
AT MY TRACE, I 
STUDIED WRAPPING 
UNDER THEG J Sl(_L. 
IN MYSPARE TIME 
I'M WORKING ON A 
PH.D. IN CORNER 
TUCKING- 


F. &TEH WRAPPfNGVsPEAKlNG AS A Dig 



Y GALA 1 
’ WIGHT' ■• 
THE LAST AND 
BEST AFFAIR 
on THE Ship. 

IT SHOULD 

V Be FUN * 


o you ^ 
flGflrrt/ and 
MOW \ QGN'T EVEPi 
mve oti mv 

UHQiBSi A 


r at 

LAST* I 

RNALLY 

CAME AT 
THE JRrGHT 
l TIME r 





































HAI/JMG FU«, FOLKS? 
WELL, THE FUN I & JUST 

. BEGtNNlNO, A 


r oN.aoo, 

f CAN'T 
STAND 
Am JWOKE 

l fun. 


GROAN 


isn't jt stormy out, 
KuTHlE T I THOUGHT Wf'D 
.VLA.KE lr Across THE 
DECK THE WAV THE SHIP 15 
COCK I NO, AND - OH, D£ A£, 
IT LOOKS LIKE & AlA NffiHrS 
ALREADY STARTED, 



ALL RIGHT, GVEf&BQOY— 
READY TO PLAY M U $ ICAt PEOPLE ? 
WOW THiS GAM.£ r£ PLAYED LIKE 
MUSICAL CKAiRS, ONLY WHEN 
THE MUSIC STOPS. MEN GRAB l 
g^ls instEap of chajrs . A 


THE OWLY 1 
QTAEIK NIGHT 
I HA 0 MORF FUN 
THAN THIS WAS 
THE MIGHTE GOT 
SEASICK, j 


READY; 

HEKE 

VlB 

Ant 


S-SN*Tt>P 

EYfRETT OtfUJSEH 



, ‘ 


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A ajSY 

BF'SS 

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ME \ 
Gf?A6 
ME/ 


nfTpBHESfteiflW 

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fir Mr Tnif V 


1 £ , -Cat s\ S’-i 

o Yf j 

WkjCi J Sr- 

IF Tn ** 


fT**"*'»■**># f Jy ^ 




JT STOPPeD/ 

IT STOPPED/ 


I'M TELLING YOU IT 
DIDN'T -STOP. WHO ARE 
YOU TO TELL ME THAT 
k. IT STOPPED? J 


j’m the 

pmriJST/ 


NOW, GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE 
IGNORING THE OTHER GIRLS AND 
GRABBING BEFORE THE MUSIC 
STOPS/ I'M AFRAID I’LL HAVE 
TO END THE GAME, 


3 


AMO NOW, FOLKS, 

WE KE GOING TO CLOSE 
GALA NIGHT WITH A 
DISPLAY OF THE WONDftfFUL 
GOOD SPIRITS, LOVE AND 
FRIENDSHIP THAT HAS 
DEVELOPED DURING THIS 
FUN CRUISE, AND THE 
WAY WE'LL 00 IT IS TO 
PELT AND SPRAY EACH 
OTHER WITH HARMLESS 

papier-mache balls 

AHD SEITZ El?. 



MISS FANNY. CUC It 
LET ME WRAP YOU 

in a blanket.' 


r THAT f S ALL 
RIGHT, f HAVE 
bZ MORE, 


r FlS&T 
OFFICER 

casev! 

HELP.' 


r are 1 

YOU 

UNION 

orgiaS rs 

L ? 1 


J46Y/ ARE you 
WRAPPING HFfi 
L AGAIN ?* 

■k. p _J 


THIS fS 
TURNING 
INTO AN 
OlEGV, 


MV 

DRESS/ 





















































Bur TMJS IS AIN EMERGENCY. SHE 
COULD CATCH NEE DEATH Of COLD/ 


r in THAT 

CASE,, YOU 
CAUL-THE 
PNEUMONIA 
STEWARD. 


UNION -BUSTER, I TOLD Y0U BEFORE THE DECK. 
STEWARD/ I DQ ALL THE WRAPPING ON THIS SHIP. YOU 
WANT WRAPPING, YOU CALL Tut DECK STEWARD, V'OU WANT 
THE CA0JN St^AJtjHTENED, YQD CALL THE CAS IN STEWARD-. 

this IS 

the last 

STRAW. SWl P’S 
MANAGEMENT 
HAS GONE 
TOO FAR / 



r HEY/ ISN'T ^ 
THIS WILD. 1 J-COf: 
AT THE FLOOR/ 
SELT 18 *. UP TO 

OU« KfclPFGf 


r VDUtfE USURPED A ^ 
DNJQN MAN'S DLJTltS FOR 
THE LAST TIME/ I'M GOING TO 
CAUL THE MEN OUT ON STRIKE.' 

WEU TAKE A STRIKE TOTE! 



f IT MUST BE 
FART OF THE 
OR AND FINALE 
Of- SAlA 
L night. , 


r VOU SNIP OF 1 
F00L51 0ON*T 
VOU REALIZE THE 
SHIP'S BROACHING? 
EVERVBOPV INTO 
L LIFE JACKETS/ . 


WHAT A BUNCH 
Of CRAZY ijLTVS / 
YOU J LL NEYEK 

know WHAT 
THEY'LL THINK 
l OF NEXT, 



r m ^ 

THE 1 
SHIP‘3 
CAPTAIN! 
LET ME 
THROUGH 
IVC GOT 
TO GET 
TO THE 
SfllOGE.V 


W &DK(?V r 
f CAPTAIN. THE ^ 

stewards hays ' 

YOTED Tp GO AHEAD 
WITH A WILDCAT 
STRIKE. 'WORKING 
CONDITIONS ON THIS 
SHIP ARE INTOLERABLE' 
NO breaking through 
, THE PICKET LINE / J 


~ BUT 
IF YOU'RE 
ON STRIKE, 
WHY 1 
ACE YOU 
CARRYING 
blank 
SIGNS? 


f THE 1 

f SIGN* 

| PAINTING 
STEWARDS 

ARE ON 

STRIKE, 

, ALSO. 



SUPPORT " 
THE NEW YORK 
NEWSPAPER 
TYPOGRAPHERS 
UNION!. a 


W THEY'RE T 

H Sound to 

se going 
/ on strike 
AGAIN SOON. 
AND A LITTLE 
ADVANCE PUB¬ 
LICITY WON'T 

' HURT. . 


THE 

N£W YORK 
TYPQG' 
RAPHERE 
UNION'? . 


STEW A ROB 
WIN DECENT 
WORKING 
t CONDITIONS. 


UNION 
LIFE' 
BOATS ? 


PASS 

THESE 

BOATS 

BY. 




r on i 


m HELP Ti 



1 the 1 


f STEWARDS Y 

f PATRON U£ ^ 


1 QUEEN 1 


MAINTAIN 

ONION 

VLfHERE \ 

l MARY, J 


1 THEN? Jl 

l LIFEBOATS, 1 

W ARE THE 1 


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\ DIGNITY- /j 



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f THEM ^ 
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CAiPTAriN, 

M.Q(t£ VIOLAT¬ 
ING A STCWA RD'S 
DUTfES BY 
SHIP MANAGE-J 
MINT- A 


r INO 
MOEF 
WRAPPING 
0Y WON- 
■UWON 
W^ftPPEES 


^ AND NO ~ 
" CAELN CUEAiSltNG, 
NOWINE POURING, 
NO POOO SERVING EV 
NONUMiON cabin 
cleanups, WINE 

. pooeees and 

k FOOD S LRVSftS. 


AaflEEO 


AGR££D 


AGKeeo 


ij-n' ■, 



MEN, WE S YE SCORED A FANTASTIC 
VICTORY/ WE WON THE STRIKE f 


WE T WHAT 
WOW I WONDER 
THE FUL 
STKftfE i NEWS/ 


w Just think"* ' 

r NOBODYWiu EVER 
AGAIN USURP MYDUTfESf 
t CAN WRAP AND WRAP 
WITH HUNDREDS OF BLAlNk 

kets on hundreds of 

v PEOPLE ON HUNDREDS 
\ OF DECK CHAIRS ON j 
^k. THE ship/ A 


f TH/5 ^ 
' IS THE 
HAPPIEST 
DAY OF 
l MV 
AIIFE t A 



w nof 
f NOT YOOf 
MB* 
f POUR 

"water. 

I’M THE 
WATER 
STEWARD , 


’ HAVE 1 
A SIA 
AhiNJg. 

W E MAY 
BE 

OPIPTiNG 
F OK 
DAYS. 


W the 1 

W NEW 
f CONTRACT 
f IS VQtO * 

f grab your 

PICKET 
Signs, men. 
WE SWIM 
around the 

LIFEBOATS 
IN FOUR- , 
HOUR A 

i shifts / a 


f NOW 1 

r If I 

ONLY 

HAD 

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Chairs 

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OLYAlPlC SINCE 7'fbB,C. 

Li SYMBOLIZED By Tf-fE TORCH LIT ON THE 
PL HENS or OLYMPIC AND CA RRIED ONTO THE 
FIELD BY ft SPONGED T SINEWY RUNNER. 

-'■MEXICO CITY, I960' RUNNER APPROACHES 
THE OLYMPIAD, TORCH HELD HlCH &Y ONE 
SOFT, SHHPELY ARM - 


■■•soft, shapely arm ??! 



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0EFORE rn£ ffFflL 1 

rQR£H0CAR£R ARRIVED 

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V FIELR, and y_ 

WE J Y£ 

f PUC.LEO THE 

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-- : f CENTU(?V / 

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/ YOU > 
r CANNOT USE 
THE OLYMPUS 

Foe cdmm££c(al 

FUEPOS£S, ( VOU 

A Re UNPEJ? J 

> ARREST' J 


r G6V£ M£ A SE6AK , 
SWEETHEART - 0UCW 
CANT YOU see I 
LCK'g YOUR 

> COUNTRY f > 


r El/ERY 
Thursday i 

TAKE A WETBACK 
TO UfNCHn”' 

v OW f 


Officer J 

Release pi at tyre 

I'LL ROUGH FDR 
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r pflpoV 
BIG BUCKS' 
WHAT At?E VCW 
00\NG h£%6 IN 
MEKt CO CITS? 


£ JUST ^ 

r BOUGHT ACAPULCO, 
CHILD, AND 1 

Thought fd stop and 

CATCH THE OLYMPICS 
WHILE PASSING 
L THROUGH. j 



T SCARLATTI? 1 
PUT /ME DOWN 
FOR S 10,000 
ON FINLAND IN 
THE 1600-METER 
RELAY, AND THEN 
&S00 OU JAMAICA 
iN THE PUNNING 
PRO AD JUMP. THEN 
GET ME THE OOP 6 
ON THE DISCUS 
L EVENTS - 


HELLO? 

GET 

SCAR- F^MOT FOff ’ 
LATTi!/PECUNIARY 
/ GAIN OR 
PERSONAL 
V PROF If. JUST 
■ DEDICATED 
H A MATEO PS, 
HP YVrNG SOLELY 
«F Few? THE HONOf J 
^ OF THEIR A 
MOTHER £A 
LAMPS, ^ 


r AH, 
THE 

OLYMPICS 

-SUPERS 

ATHLETES 

ENGAGED 

UN 

COMBAT 
ON THE 
plavtng 

fFELD J , j 



K*^ FROM OUR 
BOX HERE, ANNIE 
YOU CAN SEE ALL 
OF THE WORLD’S 
FINEST PHYSICAL 
SPECIMENS AT 
A GLANCE. 


r SOME OF THOSE 
NEWLY EMERGING 
AFRICAN NATIONS STILL 
HAVEN'T GOT THE HANG OF 
. THE JAVELIN THROW. 


LEAPlN 1 
U TAROS 


f WHY CAnT n 
THOSE SWEDES 
LAND IN SAWDUST 
LrfcTE THE PEST 
. OF US?.' j 


r HERE 
COMES 
THE 
ISRAELI 
TRACK 
TEAM. 


/ YOU MEAN ^ 
THE RUSSIANS 
LEFT SWEATSHIRTS 
ON THE DESERT, 
v TOO? u 


f WON'T 1 
HE EVER 
LEAKN TO 
DELEGATE 
rtUTHOI?- 
t TTY? . 


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THEKE'S POJ?$HKA &UNTZ OF KU5£fA WARMING UP 
FOR THE WOMENS 80O-M.ETZR RUN * IT'S RUMORED 
THAT E?OI?5NKA l & REALLY A MAM — MOT A WOMAN / 


TH£J?£ A££ WAYS 
TO DETERMINE THE 
DIFFERENCE—GENTLE 
f*E££LlAS[ON WITH 
K THE hSARRDTE - / 


r GAPPY— 1 
sometimes 

J THINK 
THAT WA&P 
DOESN'T 

KHOW THE 

DIFFER- j 
V EHCE. A 



A - WILL ALL j 

athletes from 

THE FOLLOWING 
COUNTIES PLEASE 
RETURN TO THEJR 
HOMELANDS 
IMMEDIATELY/ 
GUATEMALA, 
NEPAL, 1 
r ALGERIA t v£ 
L, PIRU, _J! 
^ MALI- Ifi 


HMMM f 
THE ONLY 
TWO NATIONS 
LEFT TN THE 
SQO-METEP HUN 
THE U.S. 
AND KUSSU, 
THAT MEANS 
THE ODDS ON 
WILMA MALIBU 
HAVE SOME 
UF' TEN TO 
ONE - 


-WASP? 
PUT MB 
DOWN 
TOJ? 

$IG,OOD 
ON PUI55JA' 
THEM HEKtfS 
WHAT I 
WANT 
V0U10 
00 - 

6 ZZZ gZZ 
SiZ £iz 



r Even if [ X 
(Tun in hei? i 

PLACE, PD YOU 
KNOW WHAT TUB 
ODDS AKEA&AlNST 
MY BEATING 

OORSHKfl J 

< SLiNTZF A 


j KNOW THE ODDS/ I KNOW THE ODDS! 
BUT IT MATTEIFS NOT WHETHER YOU 
W(M oi? LOSE. IT J S MOW YOU PLAY 
THE G AME / AND THINK, MY DEAR — 
YPLI WONT JUST BE RACING FE® MPiilT&EtF 
AND US, MERE * YQU'LL also 0£ RACING 
fl5£ the little people back home - 
MICKEY ROONEY, EPPIE ARCflffO- , 



3| 

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WHOlS 1 
THA7? 
SHE 
LOOKS 
FAMIL¬ 
IAR. , 


/SHE SHOULD. 
FSflE LOOKS A 
LITTLE LlKfV^, 
THAT'S WILMA 
MALIBU OF 
THE U.SL, THE 
GREATEST 
FEMALE 
RUNNER IM 
THE WORLD- , 
DPPS-ON / 
L FAYORITE h 
V TO WIN THE k 
VflfltMSETERK 
\ RUN, A* 


C& ATTENTION f i 

f\ we HAVE SOME 
\ IMPORTANT PD- 
y LITICAL ANNOUNCE 
■* MENTS / GREAT 
BRITAIN I&MOBILII 
- ING HER ARMED 
* FORCES TO COPE 
WITH A HETERO¬ 
SEXUAL OUTBREAK 
IN LONDON - THE 
UNITED ARAB 
REPUBLIC HAS JUST 
REFUSED TO RECOG¬ 
NIZE THE EXISTENCE 
OF GE0RGIE JESSE L 
'AND IS CLOSING THE 

7 panama canal to 

h ALL ISRAELI BOND 
/, SHIPMENTS FROM 
y CALIFORNIA “ ' 



/ANNIE f 


A TBFTfTIBLE THING l£ ABOUT TO l MEAN 

HAS HAPPENED W> QUR WILMA MAL|6U. THE COMMIES 

Knew thev couldn't win, so they've kidnaped her 

AND NOW RUSSIA WILL WIN BY DEFAULT/ 

ANNIE ! YOU MOST RUN IN PLACE OF A 
X. WILMA MALIBU f 



WHEN THE WA&P3BTS 
FINISHED MAKING VDU 
UP f NOBODY WILL KNOW 
THE PlAFEtfENte. 


-ANY WO£f? FROM TfHE 
AUTHORITIES ON WHERE TNE 
COMMIES TOOK WILMA 
. MAU&U ? j 


NO, 

MASTER. 


DOOM 



» ^7 

■j .£ 1 

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OO you KEAU-Y THINK i'll look 

LIKE WILMA MALIBU ? 


A1EE 


W WIG — 
r GLASSES — 
i'o say vou 
LOOK JUST 
LIKE WJLMA 

mali^u but 
FOR TWO &r& 
PIFFEEEfJtES 


r NOW 
JF 

ONLY 
WE BAP 
WILMAS 
EEAL 
T'KAdK 

suer, j 


THiNli 
(5 Util - 
form 

IN THI& 
SACK! 

lucky 

u. USf 



A A AH ' 

now you 

LOOK EKACT 
LV lTkT”' 
WILMA 
MALlBU. 


f OB, HOW TIGHT 
THIS UNIFORM IS. I 
CAM HAKPLY BREATHE 

i think l‘m going to 

FAINT. El/EKVTHIh-Ck^ 

moving the. 
k KOOtA TH AT A 
^ SACK — jm 



R£ t<A£ M, @ t K ■ ’ ■• 

IT DOESN'T MATTEK 
If YOU Win OK 

w lose - _ i 


^ I AM 
STA lib's son 
I WANT TO 

PE peer ro 

RAMOOM 

V HOU^f. 


'GET 

Oti 

tfOUR 

MARK 



Th£ u.as^. 

WILL W/WE 

CONjSEcuTiue 

TKAWSLATrCN 



r :0M6 

ON* 

L AMERICA 


COME CM, 
RUSSIA* 
COME ON, 
AMERICA f 
COME ON* 
RUSSIA i 
COME Oti, 
AMERICA l 


r Al£E, 
MASTER, THE 
TWO OF THEM 
ARE RUNNING 
NECK AND NECK 


r FOOK 
u THANT. 
HS. CAN'T 
El/EK 
ENJOY 
TB£ 

OLYMPUS 


COME on 
RUSSIA \ 


TBt kussiAn will win. 

SHE ALWAYS PACES HWSELF A 
HALF £T£P BEHIND THE 
. FJFOrtT ^UNNEK - 


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THEN, THE LAST 
METERS, SHE OPENS 
UP flrJP WINS 60INS 
AWAY. 



SCARLATTI ! 
ANOTHER 5^0,000 
ON RUSS rA f 



MASTER/ 

THE IWSSIAN CONTINUES 
TO HOLD 



PHOTO FINISH* 

"V fc» l | I HHWWW 

THE RUSSIAN WAS 
v DISTRACTED* > 



r just as i 

SUSPECTED- HE 
EE ALLY 16 A MAM. 
OH, WELL — THE RACE 
IS A Ti£ T THERE'S MO 
COM TEST. MV BETS 
V ARE SAFE, A 


MASTSf. 
photo- 
finish 

PICTURE 

COMES. 



4 THE U.$, * 

WINS BV A 
HOSE! I 
MEAN BV A 
HAlRf.nTHAT 
IS, BY a <« 

, er - r 



OADPV' 

AREN'T 

VOU 

Glad? 


COME, 
CHILD i“ WE'Re 
ENTERING THE 
NEXT EVEMT 
TOGETHER — f\ 
MARATHON 
WALK FROM 
MEXICO CITY 
TO 

NEW YORK. 




























KUKKtfAN A(Nt>MUU- ELDER 
4 LARRY 5*fcG£L 


CWE'ffE ITi LAS- VEGflS flOflIN — MECCA Of 1 
\a/ GAMSUrfCi, MflK&C SHOWGIRLS AND THE 
FOUR-MINUTE CWOJ&CE ■" BUT IT ISN’T THE LAS 
VECAS WE USED TO KNOW. TODAY, LAS VEGAS CAN 
BEST BE DESCRIBEE? AS A BODY OF LflNP SDEpODNDED 
ON TOURP&S DV HOWARD HEWS ■■ ■ WfctTCH 
STtrNC^ USTO ThC MftlTEF AT HAND - 


MISS 1 

t fanny? ' 

any «£ws 

ON THE Bldi 
&DSIN£S£ 
MEETING 
BETWEEN 
DADDY 
BfGEUCRS 
AND 

HOWARD j 
HEWS / 


TUPV'lff 

PLANNING ON 
BUYING UP 
ALL OF 
CALIFORNIA 
EAST OF 
ART 

UNMEET TER 


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no television 
PEOPLE 
ALLOWED. 


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PRIVATE 
PROPERTY, 
SAHIB. 


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WHAT DO 


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mat- 


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MA&TE* ' 

A THOUSAND PARDONS ^ 
FOP CLOPPlNG.' WF DIP NOT 
KNOW IT WA$ YOU . j 


let the ^s. 
^ ^£fwree?6 tin / let 

THEM l?NOW I'M BROXE* M 4 ? 
OIL HOLDINGS- My NAPALM 

holdings"- Wiped out*. 


f * A h 








r HOWARD HE US TOOK 
eveevruina, ne£ a financial 

WlZAflP. THANK GOD I STILL 
HAVE VOU ’"MV PE VOTED . 
k SERVANTS, EH ? / 


r YES, TOMORROW 
we PfL/orfy 
SC EVA NTS QO our 
AND FIND NEW 
V JO&£! j 


TOA1OEE0W 
WILL PE 
6-ETTEP, 
MASTER. 


WELL, l > 
t THINK this IS 
TEfiPTELE, AND 
I'M GOING TAG IVE 
HOWARD HEWS 
A FI£CE OF 

v AlVMiND/ J 



v -eur i 
f ALL I 1 
WANT TO 
90 IS TELL 
Ml?. HEWS 
WHAT A 
TEfitfJgLE 
THING HE'S 
PONE 10 A 
WflPW t 
WONPLPrOL 
L MILLION- 

k ArCE, v 


Ml? HEWS n| 

W IS pfGTHLY AFFfll£> ^ 

r OF EON TAM NATION 
AND BEFORE YOUCAN 
ENTEf? THF iNNFf? 
OUTER OFVOLi 
host set HFCkEO FOK 
SCU^W,, 9fRtE3eRf, 
Asiatic flu, orpwrHe- 

L RlA A NO A BROKEN J 

Rk LEG" ^ 


COUGH, 

FLEASE 


H M 



V VC'lJ Tjl 
f : ’A ■, ■ ■ ■ pi 

F rH ^ 1 
f HEALTH 1 
EXAM - <■ 
tiJJT THE 
DOCTOR 
FAILED, 

YOU MAY 
££F Ml?- 
HEWS NOW- 
THE'fif^ 

A KtlMOfl 

HE& IN J 

THE KEAL-J 

L L^T.Vft J 

L Pm- m 

as'LTi M 


I SAY WE TAKE A 
CHANGE ANP GRAS ALL 

me utilities. 


r 0LJT Frf?ST 

w£ MUST PUT THE 1 
&OU£F2t ON ALL THE 
ALjk'POLirip.YiA FftJPERTF 
ANP FORCE THCiW A 
k TO SELL. 






























wkong. 

APPlM&t 
H£f?E HAS 
SEEN 
l KIM. , 


r i 

HOWAUPH£W5? 
NOBQPV SEES 
i K0VAPP HEWS. i 


r why l 

f pon j t 1 

f VCU L00K 
FOE HIM 
AT HCWfi 
ArRCtfAFTj 
WHICH 15 
JUST ACKHi, 

1 ™£ J 

Li^OAD? J 


r j ^ 

won pea: 

IF I COULD 

see ma, 

v HEW5/V 


■r IT ^ 

F L/AS 1 

f fe’AdK IN 1 
rh 55. I SAW 1 
HIS PFftHT 
EftFf AS HE 
PlSAPFEAHtEP, 
AftJUNPA J 
li A 


W ee ^ 

f Sl£?E£ r 1 

r rtpOESN'r! 
NKfSSfllflllf 1 
GIVE U5 

control 

OF MAJ?WN j 
.GA flFENS.J 


F IN 1 

F THAT 
CASE, WE 
WIPE 
OUT 

i IftfUflAN- 


W Alt ^ 
f YOU INSANE? 
^ WECQULP 
GO PrpecRY 
TO JAIL ANP 
LOSE ALL 

, Oiif? J 

k HOTELS/ j 



JET / V / 


M\ . J4d 

1 1 / 

J' 1C) 

If / 




li SAW ^ 

F (-H5 HAND ' 

r ONCEr LT WAS 
STICKING OUT OF 
HISCAE WINDOW 
PUNCHING A , 

k fjepofnes, A 


F YOU 1 
r MIGHT 
FIND HWL 
AT THE MOVIE 
STUDIO ON 

l the NEfcr J 

L LOT. A 


FORGET THE 

NEW SWINGING WINGS' 1 
LOOK AT THE NEW SWINGING 
ST£WAE£?ES£ HE 
PESIGNEP. A 


r E ‘tCU$E ^ 
ME t GENTLE- 
MSN, BUT HAS 
ANYB0PYS££n 
l MP.HEW5- . 


iLipv HOW 
ABOUT TUteSE 
SWINGING WINGS 
HOWAUPHEWS DESIGNED 
l H)K GUI? NEW j 
AIRCRAFT. 



F WHY ~ 
r DON'T 
YOU GO 
TO HIS 
HOTEL 

office? 

THAT'S 
WHEKE HE 
15 MOST 
t Of THE 
k twe. 


f m 1 

LOOKING FOP 
MP. HEWS- HAVE 
YOU SEEN 
k HIM? A 


F Qmet "’I 
r OMTHE } 
SET^ONOF 
THEOUtLW^ u j 

{ TAKE J 

L one/ ' 


r I CON"! LIKE 
IT, MANNY. I HOPE 
MP- HEWS KNOWS 
l WHAT HE’S DOING. 


W IF howapp ^ 
f HEWS PIP IT 1 
WITH JANE PUSTLE^ 
TOP, HE CAN DO rT 
W(TH JOAN TRESTLE*. 

L BOTTOM t A 


SAW 1 
HrM. iff A 
PHOTO¬ 
GRAPH 
, ONCE. a 


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HOWfl, R O Hews r 
i MUST TALK JO VQU 


w m i 

MutHEWsi 
r PUBLIC- 
APPEARANCE 
STAND-IN. 
if YOU WflflT 
TO TALK TO 
[ HIM, TRy 
L wexr * 

Kl C'uCk . J 


HOWARD HEWS 




fit?S VOU HOwwtfP HEWS? 


f Hf 1 

f ONLV 1 
LISTENS 1 
Ml 56. ' 

ocesfM J r 

TALK. 

HCW- 

{ tV£R-l 



T - WOULD ^ 

v'cu come rrr here, 

PLEAS E,^ MJf.HEWS 
v WANTS VCti. 


FINALLY* 
J*M ABOUT 
TO TALk 
U/iTN 
HOWARD 

news! , 



LEAP/N LlZAtfPS* 
WHAT AR£ voo 
DOING? j 


r TALK P WHO SfllO 
M(f. HCWS WANTS TO 
TALK? ■ - MK. HEWS IS 
JUSTWIUJ ASOL/T 
^ PffETTV CjltfLSl 



r i 

01PN J T 
1 TELL 
V0U ? 
t MAKE 

uwe 

FOR 

HOWAKP 

HEWS 


MAkEtf 


^ HOLD IT.' ^ 


BTvou 


W ME’S LVIMG.' 1 

Wzt^w y ■ a w 

y LIE f rw «g 

f MAKE S 

11 MAKE LOVE V 

Pf- P W MlNUTe'l' 

3 THE OFFICJAlIII 

THE jfc 

^ FOR howarp ^ 

Ka' "* _M I MAKE | 

51 Lore- 1,6 

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GENTLEMEN f ATTENTION f 
WILL VOU ALL PLEASE LEAVE 
THE ROOM AT ONCE ! 


r LEAPIN 
LIZARDS? IT’S 

HOWARD HEWS 



I*il 


S' AND T= 
1 NOW. 4 
LITTLE * 
ANNIE ' 
FANNY, 
PLEASE GO 
THROUGH 
THE DOOR 
STRAIGHT 
AHEAD 
OF YOU 
AND 
COME 
INTO ’ 
MY ' 
- OFFICE. ^ 


-WHY, > 
Tr£R£ j 5 
NOTHING 
HERE 



-TEN 

a PGzErt sflccrr fliers, ofen at r»f neck, ~ 

TWENTY SOX&£ OF KlEENC*, PGHT VAPQR\Z&t$; Pl^£ 
CAWS 0£ CN AND A OEOCORlTLEpy THlgMUST S£ 

HO toA f? P Ht WSf a WN P Rl VATC OFFICE- 0U T , 

WH $Re ISKOMURDHEU/S? 


r YOU'LL 1 
Kmw &OON 
ENOUGH, MV 
CHILD, 



Wf -VOL? \ 

■T StE, ANNIE, \ 

f howafPhews \ 

15 really \ 

A CORPORATE \ 
FIGUREHEAD. HE 1 
LI YE 5 IN THE 
PERSON OF A BOARD 
OF DIRECTORS- MY 
EfOARD OF DIRECTOR! 
HE BUYS UP 
FROM, SAY DA00Y J 
£[£*5 OCRS, FOR / 
L CERTAIN, AH/ 
TAX AO VAN- / 

3r tagEs- >2i 


ACTUALLY, 

rniire is 

NO REAL 

HOWARD 

HEWS- 


LEAP IH* 

5 LIZARDS. 

> IT'S 

> DAPpy 

6 Bier 

BUCKS/ 


it 

TRUST 
MY LITTLE 
TOOLS I PE 
CHARADE 
FOR THE 
BENEFIT OF 
THE NEWS¬ 
MEN 
DIDN'T 
UPSET 
YOU. 



f you > 

WEAN 
HE'S LIKE 
SANTA 
CLAUS- 
OR THE 
iTOOTH 
V FAIIfY?j 


SK ACT’ 

ly f 

MY 

CHILO. 

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OLD - fASHiONEP SPOT “ 


VTOiJ J Yf HAD ^ 
SUCH rt TOUGH CvlV, 
HONEY- AP£ V[>U GUK?E 

vou'tff up ro going our 

L WITH A CREEP LIKTE 

SOLLY EFflSS f i 


r -A, (NICE ^ 
OLD- fASHSONEP 
PLACE SOUNDS J?£tA* 
InG. i?uT«ie — ■soft 
k LIGUTS ■•■’^jOL(n5 - j 


ET HAPPEN AGASN^ 1 ' THINK WHAT IT WUI-P M^M 
3N 1969 TO HAVE 30.000,000 PEOPLE m AN AREA 
Of eOao^oufiRE MILES DEPRIVED OP LIGHT AND 
POWER -■ ENOUGH ELECTRICITY TO RUN 1 GO 
AVERAGE AMERICAN CITIES' '-OPTWO AVERAGE 
AMERICAN DlSCOTJJEQl/£$. 






























^ VESSIR ! fF FILL YOU 
WANT IS TO 00 THE TWIST 
HAVE A DRINK AND AN 
^ INTIMATE SHRIEK- 


r THIS IS ^ 
THE PLACB 
TO HAVE IT IN f 

" THE OLD 
"ELECTRIC 
, EARDRUM’/ 


BUT WEVF. 
NOT fN THE; 
"£ LECTIO 
EARPRLUA"- 



OH, SA BY- ' IT 
r THE "BlEMRK EARDRUM” 
HAS BEEN "OUT” SINCE- lA$T 
WEPNE&pAY- HOWEVERTHE 
EVENING NAS JUST BEGUN. WAIT 
TILL YOU SEE THE: "ELECTRIC 
^ EYEBALL." ^ 


f - U£*Rt IN T 
r Tlf£ STREET. “AND 
WHAT MAKES YOU 
THINK THE"fLEOT'KlC 
. EARDRUM" IS AN 
V'QtP-FASHIONED J 
k SPOT 1 ^ jL 



f I'M N-NOf 
f DANCING! 

I'VE GOT A 
I SK-SHORT 
CIRCUIT IN 
MV ELECTRIC 
vP-DRESS !J 


T F Ofi THE > 
LAST HALF 
HOUR l f M TRYING 
TO MAKE crWilTH 
THIS CHICK ANp 
YOU TELL ME 
SHE'S A _ 

.PROJECTIONS 


/ 15 > 

THERE AN 1 
OPTOMETRIST 
IN THE 

V MOOSE f A 


r I'M ^ 
60 INC, SACK 
TO OUR 
ELECTRIC 
TABLE AKD 
ORPER AN 

electric 

6fN fill . 


r BUT 1 
DOflT 
51T 
CWN 
JN THE 
ELECTRIC 
CHAIR 


r Th£ ^ 

"ELECTRIC. EYEBALL" 
IS A PlFFLRfrNT 
KrND OF ASSAULT 
ON THE SENSE5. IT 
AFFECTS YOUR EYES 
. AS WELL ASYOI/R 
K EARS, J 


f w%<£ 


ry j# > '£ 

irtt y f t J ! 


FjfA,,*-.-', ? 1 

■ ,' f Y*y 

jTjr f * 



' GOLLY' 
THE h EL 6CTRIC 
EYEBALL 1 ^ 

absolutely 

OUT OF 

k SIGHT/ > 


f J05T AN APPETIZER, 
SWEETIE. THERE ARE SENSES 
AS YET UN TOUCH EP- ARE YOU 
READY FOR THE EKP&RJENCE 
OF YOUR LIFE ? W£ J tfE GOING 

TO electric eve, 

k EAR, NOSE AMP , 
THROAT 1 / A 



r f sniff) ' 
APPLE ON 
A5TJCR »* 
(SNIFF) "* OH 
MY S QQ, 

AIRPLANE 


PIG THOSE ^ 
f BOFFO NOSTALGIC 1 
AROMAS (SNIFF)/ 
OPH' l JUST GOT A 
WHIFF OF QftiAPCQKOUROV 
KNrcKERS ’’ l RAINY 
PAYS IN SECOND A 
k GRAPE/ jM 


W\$ NIFF) 
f SOLLY / 

9 HOwdROPW/ 

- NOT ONLY 
SIGHT AND 

SOUND 

BUT 

SMELLf 




































rcsriiffi 

SNIFF) 

pacific 

WfEZES 

wafting 

O'ER 

TAhtTJflN 
MANGO 
l TREES. , 


Y (SNJfF) 1 
’ X»E FPPSH 
SCENT OF 
L£AT ME I? 
UPH01&TERV 
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BABY HONEY 
PREPARE 
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f^EMEMBER THE OLD HOLLYWOOD FILMS WHERE 
LnJ> THE GIRL WHS A VIRGIN UNTIL SHE GOT 
MARRIED (EXCEPT DORIS DAY* WHO WAS A VU5SIK 
AFTER SHE COT MARRIED)? REMEMBER HOW, WHEW 
THE CLIMAX OF THE LOWE SCENE WOULD APPROACH, 

the camera would raw to theory?— hade our/ 

CUr TO BREAKFAST / — WELL, IN TODAYS FILMS. 
NGB0I5VE A VIRGIN:, THE CAMERA NEWER PANS TO 
THE SKY AND NO ONE HAS TIME FOR BREAKFAST, 
AS FOR EXAMPLE:: OUR HEROINE ACTING tN A 
NEW MOO FUCK UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THE 
GROOVY RICHARD LUGTER — 



















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Wf TWO TYPlC AL 1 

¥ neighbors in 

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HOUSE MEET FOR 
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SO MUCH Foe i 
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f WHILE ANNrE CHANGES ^ 
Foe THE NEtfT SCENE, LET'S 
WALK THROUGH THE PART 
WHERE WE DEVELOP THE 
STOEV LINE ANP EXPLORE 
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X « F. LUSTER? A 
■/ MV JMEKT SCENe 
/ ^STHE me WHERE 
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HALL TO MAI LA LETTER, 

RranT ? i drop ft in 

THE CHUTE AND (SO 
PACK TO THE APART- 
V MENT, RIGHT R J 


RIGHT/ A. 

f EVEJ IVBODY > 
OH THE SET FOJZ 
THE Bta ELEVATOR 
V RAPE/ J 



I'M CERTAINLY < 5 LAO THAT THIS 
ISN'T A SEK SCENE RrGHT ? 


^ WROM&/WE HAVe TO 
eUlLO FROM THE EXCITE - 
/rtENT OF THE TAJ<lf*G-OUT-THE- 
GARBAGE SCENE, I WANT VOi? 
v TO REMO YE YOUR PLOUSE 
AND SPA. 



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IN TODAY'S PICTURES Is GEX,SEX, S?Y - 


OH, 1 

I wouldn't 

SAY THAT, j 


TELL The % 
' PROP DEPARTMENT ~ 
THAT THE LETTER SHE'S 
CARRVrrfO IS NT EROTIC 
ENOUGH. 1 WANT 
. POINTIER CORNERS’" , 
FRlU-JfK EDGES- 


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COLOR, 


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KEEKS SEX, ONLY MAKE 
, HJSSIDEBURNS LONGER, 


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YOU &A!t? THIS 
WAS GOING TO BE 
A FAMILY 
k PICTURE f 


FAMLLY WILL 

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MUSIC WALL IS FINALLY 
GOING T 0 SHOW fl. FILM 
wrTH NUDITY. PONAL0 
PUCK WITHOUT HIS J 
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WELL. 


GUESS 
THEY 
HAL 1 E TO 

start 

SLOW, J 



HERE ARE MISS fancy's PROPS 
FOR THE PI6 LOVE SCENE, 


THAT’A 
FOR THE 
BCG LOVE 
SCENE F 



r just i 

WHAT IS 
HAPPENING 
IN THE 
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SCENE, 

L SWEETIE Pj 


1/ Wirll,- r nL Vi 
¥ SITUATION !S,1 

F I’M DOING MY 1 
WASH TN THE 
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ME TO PLAY IT 
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OPENS WITH A J 

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THE SET 
FOR THE 
£lG LOVE 
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THE LAUNDRY-ROOM SET? 
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THE g[& LOVE SCENE, 


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UP MY MASCARA 
IN HERE ? I'M |N A 
RUSH/ r'M POING 
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V scene. > 


THAT 5 

FOR THE @fO 
LOVE SCENE? 



r THERE MUST ^ 
SE A MISTAKE. 

MV CtrENT IS POlNG 
THE BIG LOVE 
^ SCENE. A 


WHL, WHO ^ 
PO YOU THINK SHE S 
OOJlSG IT WlTH<? j 


EXCUSE ME, 
WHERS'U. I TAKE ' 
THESE CAPITA LOUPES 
FOR THE £r& LOVE j 
SCENE? / 




















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HEEL, 

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A C l TV ROMANO* 
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NOTHING LEFT TO PEEP* WILL HFrV£ TOGO 
THE WHY OF THE POOD. LET'S GO THE WftY 
OF OUR OWN LOWiBLr POP Q. AND HER KOOKIE 
GIRLFRIEND i WHNDA HOME FREE, TO SHOP 
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ANNIE > 

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DON'T VQO REAP? £>(? GO 
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IT. IT'S TOTAL' 
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SHOPPY SKaHT. 
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LOOK AT THE: SEE - 
TH ROfJ 6 H DRESSES 


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f r M GOING, TO COOK 
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WHICH WAS OUR HEROINE'S. “GLOKYDSKYJ 
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WHERE [F THEY DIDN'T HAVE NUJJfT^ WHO D 
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FUNKY . 1 


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ALLOWED 
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YOU SPAKE. 
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WORTH 
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JERSEY 


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the show's over 

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WELL,GOODNIGHT, LlVlhTtf THEATER I C&ffTflrNLV ENJOYED 
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PL AY/ J 


^ MUSTN'T ^ 

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LPAPJ^' 

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ANNIE 
FANNY 
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THJS IS GETTING 
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I SAW 

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KICK THAT OUT 
OF 7 HE CUSPOF 
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■■■ WHY ASTROLOGY, WHCH THERE'S A 
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LEM? - AND, OH, GOVj - THE BOMS / 

]T H S ENOUGH TOMHK£ YOU DIDDLE YOUR'LIP, 
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T‘X fOTHie/ x 

_/ VOU MUSTN'T > 
r 5AV THAT' IVE SfEN 
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ANNIE? 

- WANT TO 
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TO MV PP.Q 
FORA 
STUDENT 
PROTEST 


A STUPE'NT 
PROTEST IN YOUR 
PAP, ffALPHJEP 


^ HONEY, > 
tMQSODV CAN 
PREDICT THE 
FUTURE."- YOU 
SHOULD KNOW 
THAT, 


WHAT 


m PROTESTING 
mv correspondence 
school 4 


X/ WHATp 
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ME / KL j 


-WHAT 
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cousin from Dubuque, so 

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TODAY'S 
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AE£ YOU 

ENJOYING MY WTY, ^ 
BENTON? YOi/P @£TTE£ TAK£ 
SOME CHAttRAdNE WHILE YOU CAN 
EVERYONE'S BEEN GRAB GRAB 
^ GRASSING [T UP' 


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THOSE HOK PlP 
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SEE HOW 
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f~2$ WE ALL KNOW, AMERICANS RKE 

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HNO POSTMARITAL SEX, ANO THEN THESE ARE 
BAD HA BITS “LIKE SMOKING AND PRINKING 
ANP PROGS. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR HEROINE 

examines the latte rr no not the popmee 

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BOND THREE 
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k ON THE HULL J 
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IN THE NEXT ROOM 
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Cfl?J?HOSlS? PONT they REALIZE 
THAT THEY WAY ALTER THEIR 
BODY CHEMISTRY AND BECOME 
APPfCTS? AMO PONT THEY J 
l KNOW THAT THERE ISA SIMPLE J 
L ALTERNATIVE TO THE A 
■t, SMOKING AMP PRINK- ^A 
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WHAT 
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TREFS Bu*SH£S AND L OT& OF 
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OTHER THINGS YOU SHOULD 
KNOW AgOOT jYiflRlJOANA, 
ANNIE - 


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